i imagine your big ass in a small ass tub wit a rubber ducky and some green army men. “pew pew nigga, ducky go down the hoooole”
I have season 1-4 of Mad Men and I’ve never listened to the commentary tracks. I feel like that’s something i should do.
I’m glad they got Dan Harmon, and even better, vodka soaked Dan Harmon.
I once listened to every directors commentary on all the Futurama movies and seasons one after another. My inner monologue sounded like David X Cohen afterwards.
Niggas reading My little pony fanfiction? Someone stole my idea to import Maid Cafe’s here in the states(even if it is poorly executed).
The only thing that is cool is that I woke up to know retardation on my girls part and I had a crazy dream that I was murking fools with razor wire like my man from Hellsing.
I wonder what was the point of starting that Cafe and then ruining some poor nerds hopes by having some crispy lip ass girl running around that bitch with a REALLY bad blonde wig. I was gonna have super hotties working there like stripper hoes but make it so they don’t have to actually strip or work a pole, but still only get paid in tips and drinks while I charged these assholes hella money for renting the booths out and getting wasted while singing karaoke or whatever it’s called. Why thank you spellcheck.
When I was a kid, I had a G.I. Joe figurine that looked mad dope and fun to play with in the water.
Oh shit. I found him. This is why the internet is so good. Look at him, he’s so damn baller.
Being able to fart in the water is the only reason baths still exist.
The question you asked is if there were any games worth keeping your stick for. The answer is still Alpha 2.
Doubtlessly the fusion of Roger Sterling and John Slattery.
farting in the bath tub and thumping the water.
fun as hell if you’re like still in elementary and you forgot to ask your mom if you could play with your turtles in the tub.
I remember purposely taking a bath to reenact the scenes from the 1st TMNT movie after I saw it.
I don’t fart in the tub. I do it in the shower.
man why you out here with allt his libel, I aint got strip club money to be watchin football
The problem with a maid cafe is the maids are inherently unattractive by having 3 dimensions. What would make a lot more sense would just be a maid cafe where you rent out a booth, and choose from a list of maids, you then are “served” by a life sized image on a big ass screen. The food and drinks would be brought in on a conveyor or something, or put on a tray and slid in through a door. This means the entire staff could be hairy Mexican immigrants, and no one would be the wiser. Other benefits to digitizing it would be the choice to be served in English, or Japanese (with subtitles) and your choice of apparel. Of course, this has huge profit potential, you want her to wear glasses? Please insert 1 dollar. Want cat ears? 5 dollars. School swimsuit? 10 bucks. I mean, if people are willing to shell out cash for videogame costumes, just think about what they will do for these personalized attendants. You could even borrow that card technology from Japanese arcade machines so the maids “recognize” you when you come back. You load up the card with cash, and the machine takes it away.
Hell, this is before we even get to the stripping aspect. 50 bucks an hour to watch her slowly and timidly take off her clothes. You want an uncensored picture? That premium service is double. Unless you buy the gold Goshujin-sama card. Then you are going to have your true sadlifers who will pay to just spend time with them, and will refuse the sexual services because they don’t want to dirty their image of them.
If they were successful enough I would consider expanding into 3d. And by 3d I imagine hologram projections like Hatsune Miku concerts.
God. I could be so rich right now if I had some kind of ambition in life.
goy until proof of circumcision. now show your father-in-law your penis.
now who’s mad?
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you’se mad.
That’s not even remotely cost effective sir. For $50 bucks an hour you better pretend that bitch is 2-dimensional.
No, they are actual cartoons. Stored on some hard drive in Sweden to protect them from child pornography laws. The whole points is you don’t have to look at some 3d-dp. 50 bucks an hour is like, special edition anime volume money.
Just the thought of drinking bathwater…
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NOT COST EFFECTIVE. I am not even trying to cater to nerds that don’t even have money in the first place. I am catering to refined business men and others of that like that want to hang with a subservient bitch in a nice atmosphere.
Man I am worried for some of these new people on this forum. I have been here for what, ten years and barely have 10k post, but these people been here for maybe a year and have the same amount of post? Wtf, what do you do with your life? lol.
Your mind is stuck in an old way of thinking. Refined businessmen with normal sexual appetites are a dying breed. We are entering the era of kids raised on unlimited hardcore pornography and first person shooter violence. The future is catering to those incapable of having normal relationships. Don’t sell them one expensive, classy broad. Give them a sense of control to spend their money through countless microtransactions on crazed, individualized fetishes.
I cater to people with money, as in adults.
If I wanted to sell sex to children I would join the music industry or go work for Disney
I’ll gladly give away sex to children…
And it just an example of how short sighted you are. Adults have a sense of fiscal responsibility. Man children don’t. 30 something year olds who live with their parents and have a lot of disposable income are going to be the next big demographic.
Seriously, you might as well open a bookstore with your dinosaur thinking.