SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

[Azure]

I have. It was strangely dark

/signed.

clicks on nightlight

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[Joshkaz]

Sounds like he’s very successful at life.

[Azure]

Sounds like he’s very successful at life.

I have a cousin who still lives at home, at 40.

He went to Washington University, in STL, on a full-ride scholarship (32 composite ACT, 36 in math).

He graduated in computer engineering, and makes bank.

I think he is gay.

Literally.

It explains a lot.

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[angryliberal]

No, my brother is just perpetually acting like he’s 21…

[Kromo]

why is it hard for them to make games now…

how do you screw up something like expendables game? all they had to do is make a 2d side scroll with guns. like capcom’s the punisher. instead I got this garbage birdeye view and I cant see shit…:wasted:

That game has ruined the long and illustrious history of movie tie in games. Now people are going to look at movie games and think they are cheap cash ins.
For shame.

[Amazing_Funbags]

like capcom’s the punisher.

That game was SO fucking cool. Even the noise you do when you do their “Special” move.

“WAWAOUUUGHH!”

Sounds like they have down syndrome

[Azure]

That game has ruined the long and illustrious history of movie tie in games. Now people are going to look at movie games and think they are cheap cash ins.
For shame.

It is like Batman has been beating his head into a wall, these many years and iterations.

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[Ben_Perkins]

why is it hard for them to make games now…

how do you screw up something like expendables game? all they had to do is make a 2d side scroll with guns. like capcom’s the punisher. instead I got this garbage birdeye view and I cant see shit…:wasted:

I don’t think you can play as Statham either, so that’s even more demerits

[ThePurpleBunny]

You could just pull a SMB2 and replace sprites in Contra with Stallone and the gang and call it a game.

[Azure]

You could just pull a SMB2 and replace sprites in Contra with Stallone and the gang and call it a game.

That would be a great game.

Just like Contra, and SMB2.

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[Starhammer]

If I stuck my face in the bath water of a woman dressed as Pikachu, will I get electrocuted?

No, but chances are you will still be shocked at what you see.

So you got your red wings, then?

Now we just need to convince Redbeard to get his…

With a name like Redbeard, he may already be ahead of the game.

-Starhammer-

[thurst]

fishjie’s facebook status reads like the intro to some chick lit or something lol

[Pertho]

Did Marvel just do something right?

http://mobile.formspring.me/#responses/360945768879652721

Easy answer: give him vitiligo.

[Azure]

Did Marvel just do something right?

http://mobile.formspring.me/#responses/360945768879652721

Not since the late 90s.

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[Havatchu]

The most adorable death glare EVER.

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She’s actually quite cute in the asian girl next door kind of way, which I know you’re all about.

Speaking of which, new co-worker today. Cute ass black girl. I mean that last sentence literally and figuratively.

Man she’s probably barely 19 if that but man.

“What’s your name again?”

“Tecora”

“Is that Tecora with an a or an e?”

“With an e”

“Reminds me some kind of underwater thing”

“I don’t know what I means, but I like it!”

Smiles at me and raises her head

To myself

“I like it too”

“…Oh god.”

Natalie Imbruglia is hot. Don’t get me wrong she hot. But, she has this “cleanness” about her that is both sexy and completely sterile in a sexual way. As if you’d be looking at the absolute best vanilla missionary sex ever for the rest of your life if you got with her. Maybe she’s just a little TOO girl next door? Iono, maybe it’s just me. [S]Fap.[/S] Discuss. :tup:

Yes, this this this this this this this.

This is why people think I love busted bitches, hotness without unique features is not hotness to me.

I have. It was strangely dark

Are you sure it wasn’t just darkly strange?

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Only if you’d spent half an hour eating her like I did. Now you know why bpth our cheeks are red.

Fixed.

My first girlfriend cheated on me with around 20+ guys, and we only dated for four months. I say 20+ because when she finally came clean and told me, she started naming names and I stopped counting at 20. I still can’t figure out how the logistics of that even worked, but at the time I didn’t care and I told her to get out of my yard and start walking home.

Oh, and yes – this is the same girl who technically raped me. She also got pregnant with my child out of it and didn’t tell me before aborting it. I only found out about that years later from someone else.

Yep. Haven’t had the best luck with relationships. Explains a lot, when you think about it.

That…blows more then my mind can fully comprehend, I’m truly sorry Duck.

[Ben_Perkins]

That…blows more then my mind can fully comprehend, I’m truly sorry Duck.

I bet SHE blows more then your mind can comprehend too! Hiyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Also yeah it was kinda ridiculous. I’d like to do it with another cosplayer sometime (after I take 'em out somewhere nice, natch)

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

She’s actually quite cute in the asian girl next door kind of way, which I know you’re all about.

Speaking of which, new co-worker today. Cute ass black girl. I mean that last sentence literally and figuratively.

Man she’s probably barely 19 if that but man.

“What’s your name again?”

“Tecora”

Can’t decide on a face to make when “angry” while hiding her real angry face, expect it after you’re married, and right into every 1960’s dance for the camera… I guess Koreans don’t like the swim dive, hold your nose, wave the other arm and lower your knees. Be careful with those!

I am now drinking a strawberry banana yogurt from Cacique brand: Yonique

Tecora sounds original and not just for the sake of it. Pretty cool, like them new Avatar Airbenders.

[Hatred_Edge]

I just want to know if Duckie banged her. Pretty sure her cooch would have look and felt like it was fisted by the Hulk.

[mIRC]

Hickman on Black Panther would be draining my balls good. With this Marvel NOW shindig they actually managed to put decent writers on more stuff and/or take bad writers off of shit. Yeah, some stuff is falling by the wayside but I’ll have a lot more things to test out.

The Good
Kieron Gillen on Iron Man
Jason Aaron on Thor
Remender on Uncanny Avengers
Hickman on Avengers and New Avengers
Waid on Hulk

The Bad
Bendis on X-Men (Time traveling no less)
Kathyrn Immonen on Journey into Mystery
Matt Fraction on FF

Also, my military friend finally got on base. He already bought and had that laptop shipped so buying that desktop is a no go Rabbit. He cannot connect to GGPO for the life of him. He connects to the lobby, sees other players maybe once every twenty tries, then gets disconnected within three minutes. Tried damn near everything in an attempt to get it to work. P2P GGPO works fine, it’s just players rooms that he’s unable to utilize.

[Ben_Perkins]

The worst part is that I KNOW a few cosplayers that I’d love to date and etc, they just live so fucking far away it’s almost impossible. Like, across oceans impossible. It’s like the most wanked love story ever, except at this point it’s mostly pure animal lust. There’s time for romance later, babe, right now I just wanna take you out, and then take it out.

Yes, I DO have a song for this; I have a song for everything. Spoilers: I was a music hipster fuck the entire time. More Spoilers: I’ve been inside you all along:coffee:

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