If I stuck my face in the bath water of a woman dressed as Pikachu, will I get electrocuted?
Only if you’d spent half an hour eating her like I did. Now you know why the cheeks are red.
A 9 to 5 is for suckas:mad:
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Million voice… YES YES it just stirs the loins whenever the clothes come off in the heat… if I had it my way, it would be Summer all year long
… man this post lacks content, even in comparison to my already bad posts…
I feel like I’m turning into RockB…
Maybe it was because of all that bath water I drank to rawdog Beyonceshrugs
Bath Salt 2.0
So you got your red wings, then?
Now we just need to convince Redbeard to get his…
You dummies. If you stick a Pikachu in water she becomes a water + electirc type. Eating her out is also ineffective because she was already wet.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Water + electric types are weak to grass and ground attacks.
Obviously, you should’ve given her some weed and then fucked her on the floor.
Today’s Tom Leykis Show is hilarious… this sad sap James is on the phone about his girlfriend…he apparently loves her, but this same woman…
- …lied about being on birth control (oh what a surprise) and got pregnant…he automatically assumes it’s his kid of course.
- She did some kind of damage to his car when she was angry with him about something. (*cue up the Will Smith “OH HELLL NO!”
- She stabbed him, and even had the gall to lay on the guilt-trip on him right after that. He never did file a police report or anything on that…of course.
heh, women have been making guys looks stupid for so long now… it’s amazing to me…like a cartoon where they are the equivalent of Jerry, and men are the collective equivalent of Tom… or any other cartoon duo where one always getting screwed over in hilarious (and sometimes surprisingly violent) ways by the other one. (*which reminds me yet again… I always hated that little son of a bitch. Jerry was a real smarmy little shit bastard, y’know?)
ooh, now they’re trying to call the bitch… oh this is SO GOOD™.
So she’ll become a Lanturn?
I must live in some magical land where women aren’t crazy, conniving bitches because I’ve known MAYBE one in my entire life. Literally every girl I know is pretty normal. Shit, I’ve maybe known one cheating girl in my life. I’ve known a fuck load of guys who cheat, but like one girl.
Yes, but a different time. Those were Pikacheeks
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
why is it hard for them to make games now…
how do you screw up something like expendables game? all they had to do is make a 2d side scroll with guns. like capcom’s the punisher. instead I got this garbage birdeye view and I cant see shit…:wasted:
People are catching feelings all over the internet over the Sonnen fiasco, but let Sonnen earn that shit. Dude loses and gets a title shot a division up just cause he has a slick mouthpiece? Like word?
But you right, it’s too late for Jones to be the people’s champ but he can become the Mayweather of MMA and laugh his way all the way to the bank.
My first girlfriend cheated on me with around 20+ guys, and we only dated for four months. I say 20+ because when she finally came clean and told me, she started naming names and I stopped counting at 20. I still can’t figure out how the logistics of that even worked, but at the time I didn’t care and I told her to get out of my yard and start walking home.
Oh, and yes – this is the same girl who technically raped me. She also got pregnant with my child out of it and didn’t tell me before aborting it. I only found out about that years later from someone else.
Yep. Haven’t had the best luck with relationships. Explains a lot, when you think about it.
Depends on her age. Chinchou < 27 years old. Lanturn > 27y/o
Just be happy she didn’t dress up like a Dialga.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
She might as well be a dike then.
Damn. The worst luck I ever had with a woman was this girl who dated me to get close to my younger brother. Yes, you read that right. I may have had some self esteem issues in my life…but I was like 14, she was like 13 and my brother was 12. The best part, my brother did not want any piece of her.
This is the silliest pokemon related quip on this page of the lounge.
I just got a pretty baller Scizor today, she is kind of slow but I don’t care. She will do so much wwwwoooooooorrrrrrrkkkkkkk.
Scizor is one of my Top 5 favorite pokemon of all-time. If I ever get get black/white, I’m gonna main Scizor. It looks so cool.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
I’m gonna cop one of these days. Gonna sell Amazing Spiderman for it.
I have no idea what the fuck any of you are talking about.
ah, did you get to see her get rejected by the brother, if he did so? I always enjoy watching them deal with that pain. I want that shit to hit them in their heart…in the pit of their goddamn soul as hard as possible, like a Tyson punch in the 1980s. It truly, truly warms my heart to see them have to deal with such situations. There should be a television show all about that…something where there is never a happy, wonderful resolution for them…a show where things always end in despair…perhaps with some characters even committing suicide. I can’t help but smile just thinking about this.
Nah, I honestly think my brother just hooked up with her friend who was way hotter. It’s not easy living in the shadow of your much more confident little brother. However, I’m married, I own a house and I love my job. That’s literally three things I can’t say about my brother. He is dating someone like 9 years younger than him tho…but he lives at home at 31…