SRK Lounge 11 Petition to get RockB's Black card back

Yes sir. What did the last post say?

I’m married and I can say, marriage ruins perfectly good relationship…

Nothing important, fixed.

Yeah, using the white background my text didn’t show up in my browser. I guess changing the font messes up the automatic text color settings.

Yeah, now she can withhold sex while everyone blames you for ruining the relationship. Then you get a divorce, she takes all your money to uphold her “standard of living” while you sleep in a plastic racecar. BALLIN’. Do not get fucking married.

$RK is mad heartless. Lmao. Ain’t no love/hope around here. A bunch of fucking Summers.

diamonds are bullshit. Their high price is entirely the result of price-fixing and public brainwashing courtesy of the De Beers diamond cartel. You can artificially produce diamonds for like a tenth the cost and only an expert can tell the difference.

Truthfully, she makes more money than me…

Glory holes are gross.

Hell, cohabitation screws up a good relationship (although you can usually walk away from those without getting shook down in the courts)

Then I’m not human.

My fiance however, I’m pretty sure she gets her panties wet over it. She sees cheesecake anything, and it’s on.

At least I know if I ever wanted oral, that all I’d have to do is smother my penis in cheesecake first.

“Any hole is a goal.”

A few days ago, I sold my diamond earrings as they don’t work well with wearing a motorcycle helmet, used the money for food. As for the marriage life, what’s the divorce rate again in U.S.? Also I always tell my friends that if you don’t get a prenup, you are pretty much playing roulette with anything you brought in to the relationship. I always hear horror stories from freshly divorced guys, it’s sad but I guess the saying goes “love is blind” but should also add in “…and will rape.” Personally for me, with the increase of estrogen in milk and foods people eat, the women are looking better and better, so I don’t think I could settle for one hatcket wound, I like all the options.

I can’t get the multiquote to work at all.

pretty much. just about every black stereotype applies to koreans as well, which leads me to believe that it’s prob the same for other asians, don’t let asian-americans fool you with their nonsense!

If they can’t fool you, they’ll just confuse you with their special attacks: “MATH” and “CUTE ENGRISH”

It’s super effective.

i got a degree in math and i stopped being impressed by cute asian girls in high school. the only mystery these asians have that i haven’t cracked is how these old women manage to be the most intimidating people in society.

old korean women stay fucking pepole and things up.

Was just fired tonight. What a terrible feeling…

It sucks ass.

fired or laid off?

So this 19 yr old was sliding to third base and his right foot got caught up on the bag and as he tried to get up his whole body twisted but his right leg stayed in place. Everything below his right knee twisted, the bone was stuck out of the skin and you could see the skin twist. omfg.

Paramedics gave this dude a shot of morphine and it was like he wasn’t in pain. I thought it was God’s work.

so would white folks. Chappelle used to talk about that during his routines. Why are black people labeled as the chicken and watermelon lovers? Seriously, I could eat both of those any fucking day of the week. Delicious meat and a yummy melon??? Sign me the fuck up

Asian women age fast too. Seems like they’re either hot and young, or old and shrinking exponentially.

Depends on how much you hate the job. A few times I’ve been fired, and its either over something retardedly small, such as my hatred of fat people and the elderly (I am NOT nice to them when I work with them…they do far less than healthier young people), or I was gonna quit anyways so whatever. I believe in the George Costanza method of going out with a bang.

Why were you fired, and what was your job?