sweat and hope for the best really, none of that miracle flush shit really works. =/
Best of luck to him.
Edit: Best thing to do, is measure your friendship, if you’re clean, pee in a plastic bag or bottle before his test and have him strap it to the side of his leg, about 15 minutes before his test so it maintains correct temperature.
They will probably do piss test. Lots of water and cranberry juice. It’s a natural detox, can be used to help flush out his system. 3 days is cutting it really close. How heavy does he smoke? Thats really the key here. If he smokes a lot and has been for along time then he’s fucked with doing it the natural way. Condom taped to the leg is the kind of options he should be looking at at this point if thats the case.
Doubt they will do blood and if they do hair well he’s fucked that shit kicks around for quite some time even after quiting. Highly doubt they’ll do either of those tho. They’ll have him pee in a cup.
And yea those so called miracle products you can buy at the store don’t work.
Cheesecake is pretty much a consistent top tier option for dessert. Don’t see how people would dislike it.
God, MK9 is so much fun. Wish I had more free time so I could utilize the lab more often.
How can a guy that guzzles man juice dislike the texture of cheesecake? Gtfo my bi-winning homie, when and where did you have this overated desert at?
Gotta go to juniors baby. Ain’t no cake like rat cake. Mmmmm. Mickey, you want some?
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/juniors_mouse.jpg?w=450&h=365
weed generally lasts 28 days in your system. 90 days? Fat chance.
there ARE ways to get it out fast, but it ain’t pretty (and no I ain’t talking about those energy drinks)
seeing as its been 3 weeks for him, just tell him to drink more water than normal for the next while
she’s chinese.
asians are the worst drivers and being a woman isn’t making that shit any better. smarten up, rock.
This is the “Top That” rap from the 1989 movie Teen Witch. It is the most eighties thing I have ever seen in my life.
You never seen Teen Witch, let alone tht clip?
Its almost as bad as not seeing BttF or Breakfast Club, or Neverending Story or Thriller or Ghosts. Ghosts man!! Ok its 97…so?
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Asian folks will fuck up a watermelon, it’s not a black only thing. Don’t let the media brainwash you.
cheh,
Kim gets an engagement ring that is worth over 1 million $ (some appraised it as double that)…heh, yeah that’s such a smart financial decision, dude…yeah, sure. The whole concept of spending large sums of money on a shiny rock… it’s still absurd to me. It doesn’t even DO anything. It’s just there on her finger for her girlfriends to gawk at for a few fleeting moments of jealousy.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2011/05/kim-kardashians-engagement-ring-kris-humphries-20-carat.html
Interesting… Beyonce got a 5-million dollar ring? Same deal for Paris, apparently. It’s such a strange tradition that is expected now…even men that earn “average” money are expected to get some ridiculous, expensive, fancy ring.
Hahaha, marriage… absolutely everything about it… every last thing is just wildly insane, foolish, and silly. The ring is like the entry-fee, I guess. It’s so bizarre to me, considering the fact that it all comes crashing down anyway, especially when you’re talking about famous people being involved. It’s like someone paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for the pleasure of getting AIDS, or being crucified, or dragged naked down the interstate by a vehicle…or the “pleasure” of being stoned to death, have acid poured down your throat, etc. etc. etc. There is no upside to this situation at all.
…then again, perhaps it makes perfect sense, considering how amazingly stupid and shortsighted that particular emotion “love” makes a person. The most intelligent man or woman in the world would still likely transform into a bumbling idiot thanks to this curse of an emotion. It is truly an Achilles’ Heel for this entire species. Time and time again it just leads you on the fast-track to a ruined life. The only things you are left with are despair and regret…and then the hatred. No, there is no other result.
I’m gonna go ahead and say Teen Witch and Ghosts aren’t quite as popular as the other things on that list.
And I actually did see Teen Witch because I caught it on TV like 12 years ago at 2 in the morning. I had idea it had such a cult following, and I sure as shit didn’t remember the song/dance…
id kill to get a list of disney channel movies from 92-1999. i swear they made a slew of dope movies but only showed them like 3 times. was adventures in dino city in theaters?
I completely agree with you Million. The man shells out a ton of money and for what? More of the same shit he’s already getting without marriage. The negatives far outweigh the benefits of marriage now, at least within America. Any man who chooses to get married at this point is majorly fucking up in my eyes.
Is anyone else seeing replies as white text randomly? TS’ last reply is an example.
Yeah I can’t read that on my phone. Idk if he posts in white or what.
And those DCOMs were some great films. Johnny Tsunami, Jersey, Famous Jett Jackson, etc.
I think it’s because I changed my font. This better?
Nope. Still white. Weird.