Locked. Writeups incoming.
drinks
Player Actions:
Bious: Attack Orochizoolander
Angelpalm: No Action (Randomized: Attack Green Dragon)
Orochizoolander: Attack Angelpalm
Green Dragon: Attack Orochizoolander
Red Dragon: Attack Angelpalm
Black Dragon: Attack Bious
Contested Items: N/A
**Orochizoolander **stared down Angelpalm, looking at his impressive collection of reflective damage. Spear, Spiked Shield, Fiery armor. It all amounted to death for whoever would attack him.
Except for oz. Even without his tower shield, he could still survive. He just needed a weapon.
He closed his eyes, and made a psychic connection with Bious.
“Bious. We need to band together.” said Orochizoolander in his mind.
“Orochizoolander, you sneaky bastard, you’re a psychic?” thought Bious.
“I can survive an attack on AngelPalm, but I have no weapon that can kill him.”
“Well, you can use my sneaky sword I have” said Bious, revealing a sword he’s had on him since the beginning of the game.
“I guess my psychic powers can’t detect everything, can it?” said Orochizoolander. “Quick, toss it to me while Angelpalm is distracted, I’ll take him out!”
**Angelpalm **had been so distracted by the rage induced upon him, he hadn’t even been able to decide what to attack. He charged into the Green Dragon, the one who had its sights set on Orochizoolander, and slayed it while screaming like a mad man.
**Orochizoolander **was already charging AngelPalm. “Now, Bious. Throw it to me or we lose our chance.”
**Bious **looked at him, and got ready to toss the sword.
But he never did.
**Orochizoolanders **eyes went wide, as without a weapon he was not able to kill Angelpalm. He slammed into him with his shield, causing no damage, the spear, spike, and flames on the armor erupting into a large fiery blast and sending **orochizoolander **flying backwards into a charred pile.
As **Angelpalm **turned to see what was going on, the Red Dragon bathed him in fire, nearly killing Angelpalm. But he just barely managed to survive the fire. He fell to his knees, gasping.
**Orochizoolander **looked up from the ground, barely holding onto life.
“Bious, why?” he said.
And Bious grinned a wicked, sinister smile. With no response, he plunged the sword into **Orochizoolanders **chest, killing him.
He was so into the killing, he forgot to watch for dragons. The black dragon spit its acid onto Bious, and between his dagger and armor, it was just enough to stave off the corrosive acid. He glared at the dragon, completely annoyed. He was panting heavily too.
He looked across the battlefield at AngelPalm, who was staring right back at him.
A boom echoed in the arena, and **Orochizoolanders **name flashed in the sky.
Bious took the sword back from Orochizoolander, and gripped it tightly. **Angelpalm **gripped the spear.
“Come at me, bro. See how long you last.” sneered AngelPalm.
“That… will not be necessary” boomed the voice of Pimp Willy.
Both men looked up into the sky, where the voice came from. They saw something floating down from the sky. It was Pimp Willy himself.
“As you know, we pride ourselves on making the Hunger Games fair. No competitors are offered an advantage over another. We treat everyone equally, regardless of their background.” Pimp Willy walked over between the two men, and the dragons came near him, positioning themselves to protect him. “You see, it’s come to our attention that one of you has not been playing, how shall we say it, fair.”
“Given that we cannot tolerate cheating. We’ve decided to step in and take care of this little problem. One of you has blatently disregarded the rules of our event, and taken it upon themselves to contact other players outside of the battle field.”
**Bious **felt sweat falling down his face. He had snuck the sword in. Clearly he had broken the rules. But he was not going to die like this.
“The one of you who cheated shall be disqualified, and be put to death.” continued Pimp Willy, almost dismissively.
“Like hell I will” yelled Bious, who charged Pimp Willy with his still bloodied sword. But he was intercepted by the dragons, who knocked him to the ground and pinned him with his giant claw. The dragon knelt down, and **Bious **could feel its hot breath coming out its nostrils.
“No, not you and your sword. I applaud that ingenuity. Getting a sword through our security was no simple matter. No. I meant him” mused Pimp Willy.
Pimp Willy motioned to AngelPalm, who stood motionless.
“Bring them out” said Pimp Willy, and floating down from where he had were 2 more people. They looked familiar.
“**Augustus **and XthAtGAm3RGuYX, welcome back to the arena. We’ve kept you artificially alive, just for this reason” said Pimp Willy. Both looked shocked, hooked up to tubes and machines and in serious pain from their previous deaths.
“The three of you have been cheating, by communicating outside the bounds of the game. You’ve all implanted yourselves with forbidden bio tech, that allows you to share your thoughts with one another. Espressly forbidden.”
**Angelpalm **fell to his knees, crying, and begging for mercy. “Please, I didn’t mean to” he said sloppily between his hyper ventilating. “Please don’t kill me.” He had soiled himself.
“Request Denied” said Pimp Willy.
And then the dragons feasted on all 3 of the cheaters.
“And with that resolved, we declared **Bious **the winner of the SRK First Annual Arena!”
Thunderous applause filled the arena, as the sky and castle facade faded, revealing a live audience with thousands of people watching.
“Join us next time folks. And remember, may the odds ever be in your favor. Good night!”
Results:
**Orochizoolander **dies to Angelpalm reflect and Bious
**Angelpalm **Disqualified for cheating
BIOUS WINS!
Also note, that **Angelpalm **and XthAtGAm3RGuYX are both permanently banned from all mafia games for their cheating here. Seriously, fuck you guys.
Augustus’s offense was less severe, and at this time, is warranting a 1 or 2 game ban (pending discussion so I can bring other gms up to speed) from mafia games
Yay, my sponsored guy won.
I sent you the misleading message, Bious. Great job on the win.
I was playing legit until encryption messages were a thing. Not all of us have 5+ hours to sift through the many pages of many Mafia games to find some obscure as shit password like skizzz did. I stand by my opinion that they are exactly the same as private messages and should not be allowed.
Secondly, we only pmed each other for one phase(I think phase3) and then me and angelpalm made a pact to kill each other last, and never private messaged again.
I regret nothing.
Bious had to get massive help from sponsors to win, I would have easily had that if it weren’t for those meddling sponsors! But yeah I had the legit strategy to win yall just salty I outplayed you guys straight up.
Screens of the said cheating
http://i.imgur.com/A5cubh6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1sVYFwO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ol6JUyw.jpg
They tried to add Orochizoolander into their cheating, but he came to me and told me the truth about what happened, but made me promise not to deal with it until post game as he was having fun. I couldnt let a Cheater win, so I had to end it.
Congrats dude! District 1 - Of course a Career would win.
You took another players special ability, and just went ahead and did it anyway. And you also TRIED to do the same shit with Vynce pre game, but I straight up TOLD you it wasn’t allowed. Fuck you, you’re a worthless fucking scrub resorting to cheating on a fucking forum game because you’re a baby who threw a fucking hissy fit that others were playing within the rules and you weren’t.
You didn’t like that a strategy was allowed in the game, so you broke the rules to achieve a similar result. That’s all there is to it.
Also Bious majorly mind fucked OZ, that conversation actually happened and OZ was expecting the sword.
Had he given the sword to oz, AP and OZ would have both died… wel sort of. I had to randomize an AP attack because he didnt submit an action, and it came up on the dragon that would have killed oz.
But I think bious played correct given the possible outcomes.
Ya need to play more Smash Bros, mang. The factors outside of the players saw fit to end you. Gotta have a backup plan in case you have your plan ruined by another force. :bgrin:
Not knowing about pm’s being banned pregame was a legitimate mistake on my part. I realized the error after having you and vynce bring it up, double checked the rules, and got ready for the game. Then enter syn and all these other people doing secret messages so other people can’t see them. Doing the exact same shit vynce called me on. Delivering messages to each other where unwanted parties cannot see them.
I’m just explaining my train of thought. I am not sorry for this. IMO what I did was no different.
Taking your shield was the most expensive sponsor move all game, cost 4 coins!
If I’m going to get a game ban, at least give me one. I didn’t discuss strategy with them (only thing I posted was a reaction to my death) nor did I follow any of their plans and suggestions. I never wanted to be part of that pm and honestly only stayed in there to see when the right opportunity to backstab them would be, lol.
I didn’t like the codespeak either. That’s why I took out pie and syn that one phase even though they were quiet and probably not threatening - I was just annoyed/scared of it.
Bious, did you know OZ was psychic before the end here? Or did you think he could defend two ppl?
You should’ve PMed Pimp about it and debated it with him there.
You didn’t post, and we can see you had left the conversation, but you know there’s no way to prove anything else of what you said. You also didn’t say anything about it to the GM, so you’re going to get a ban of some length regardless.
Gratz Bious!
And for the record you were never my intended bounty target but since you thought I was referring you in the pre-game thread I included you anyway just for the lols. After Aug died your bounty was lifted btw. 