So when’s the writeup?
I think what Oz meant to ask is…
Am I still somehow alive?
I now know your real name. Ill be stealing your credit card for GTA Microtransactions shortly.
Player Actions:
Bious: Defend Self
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Attack JasonC
JasonC: Attack XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Angelpalm: Scavenge Net
Orochizoolander: Defend JasonC
Green Dragon: XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Red Dragon: Bious
Black Dragon: Attack XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Contested Items: N/A
All scavenged Items are successful
**JasonC **swung around to see **XthAtGAm3RGuYX **charging him from behind. Without delay, he turned, notched two arrows, and fired… only to find himself impaled before he could ever get them off.
“I’m fast” he gurgled, “But you… you’re so much faster!” Blood spilled from his lips as he crumpled to the floor, dead.
**XthAtGAm3RGuYX **smiled to himself.
But not for long. The Green Dragon breathed a breath of fire that closed in around him, angry at killing his dragons blood brethren. It bathed along the force field, sending a green glimmer out as he was just barely protected, his force field pushed to its limits. “Recharging…” said the automated voice on the belt. **XthAtGAm3RGuYX **breathed a sigh of relief.
But not before the black dragon returned. It sneered at XthAtGAm3RGuYX, breathing its poison directly at him. He raised his hands defensively, and was covered in acid. He screamed in agony, as the acid ate away at his skin, leaving only a pile of skeleton bones on the floor.
**Orochizoolander **showed up to protect JasonC, but was too late. He stared at the dead man, and the pile of bones before him. “Shit” he said to himself.
**Bious **backed himself into a defensive position, just as the Red Dragon was snarling. It breathed a breath of fire, and Bious just barely managed to protect himself. The red Dragon flew off.
“At least I’ve still got my trusty net” he thought, reaching down to his side.
But the net was gone.
“Yoink!” said Angelpalm, taking the net and running away with it.
The voice of Pimp Willy called out into the arena.
“Excuse me, but do you not realize this is a fight to the death, not a camp yourself into a corner fest? We are pumping a chemical into the arena that will increase your aggressiveness. Enjoy.”
Beep.
Two names boomed in the sky after that.
Actions are due tomorrow at noon, PST
Current Equipment:
Spoiler
Arena Effects for Phase 7:
**Rage Incense. ** All actions must be ATTACK this phase. If you dont submit an attack action, you will attack a random target
Available Equipment:
Weapons
Spoiler
Sharp Stick (hand), +1 Attack (Unlimited quantity of these, always a successful scavenge)
Short Sword (hand), +2 attack
Long Sword (hand), +3 attack
Battle Hammer (hand), +2 attack
Axe, (hand) +4 attack (-1 armor value to each piece of armor you wear)
Mace (hand), +2 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
Spear (hand), +2 attack (Retaliate: deals 2 damage to attackers)
Stun Gun (hand), +0 attack. Enemy has half armor during the next phase.
Whip (hand), +0 attack. Causes the targeted enemy to drop their weapon.
Handgun (hand), +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
Repeating Crossbow (hand) +2 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to deal damage)
**Knife **(off-hand), +1 attack
Dagger (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Baton (off-hand), +2 attack
Hammer (off-hand), +1 attack
Battle Axe (2 handed), +5 attack
Katana (2 handed), +5 attack
War Hammer (2 handed), +4 attack (Break: If the enemy doesn’t die when you attack, destroy 1 random piece of their equipment)
**Battle Staff **(2 handed), +2 attack / + 3 defense
Bow (2 handed), +3 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
M16 (2 handed), +4 attack (Ranged: you avoid damage and effects while attacking, even if their item permits them to use Retaliate)
Sponsor Dagger, engraved with " I slayed your Lucario with this. -Love, Daisy" (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Sponsor Dagger, engraved with “He who receives this dagger will forevermore be known as ‘My Bitch’ - Cyntalan” (off-hand), +1 attack / +1 Defense
Armor
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**Trashcan Lid **(off-Hand), +1 Defense
Shield (off-hand), +2 Defense
Riot Shield (off-hand), +2 defense
**Spiked Shield **(off-hand) +1 attack, +2 defense (Retaliate: deals 1 damage to attackers)
**Tower Shield **(Hand), +4 defense
Leather Armor (Armor), +2 Defense
Studded Armor (Armor), +3 Defense
Fiery Armor (Armor), 1 Defense (Retaliate: Deals 2 damage to all attackers)
Body Armor (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs ranged weapons)
Force Field (Armor), +3 defense (+2 extra vs non-ranged weapons)
Kevlar (Armor), +2 defense (+4 extra vs ranged weapons)
**Platemail **(Armor), +4 defense (-2 defense vs hammers)
Misc
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**Brass Knuckles **- So long as your base attack is 0, you gain +2 attack.
Deadly Poison - Your swords, daggers, and axes have +1 attack
**Fire Arrows **- Your Bows and Crossbows have +1 attack
Hollow Points - your Handgun and M16 have +1 attack
Steroids - Your hammers have +2 attack
Reflex Amplifier (A) - you have +4 armor while your Armor slot is empty
Reflex Amplifier (B) - you have +4 armor while your Armor slot is empty
Medicine - When you die, this item is used up and you return to life - DESTROYED
Net - When you defend, and are attacked, destroy this item. All of your attackers are snared and have half defense the next turn.
Research Report - When you get this item, you will have all of the abilities of the players revealed to you.
Flash Bang - Use during an attack against a target, instead of dealing damage. Destroy this item, and your target (and all players attacking your target) are blinded, causing them to deal half damage (rounded down) next turn.
Grenade - ???
Sponsor’s Flash Bang - Use during an attack against a target, instead of dealing damage. Destroy this item, and your target (and all players attacking your target) are blinded, causing them to deal half damage (rounded down) next turn.
Phase 7 Begins. Actions for Phase 7 are due in 24 hours, Friday Feb 7th at 12:00 PST.
Please PM your choice to the GM.
Results:
**JasonC **dies to Gamer Guy
Gamer Guy dies to **Green **and Black Dragon
All 3 dragons still survive
I will fix the minor details later, like bolding and updating the equipment list
Well shit, fuck you Angelpalm and fuck this special effect.
Ya’ll lucky my plane was delayed 30 minutes, because it took so long to check in and everything I barely had time
Okay, I can either attack you Angelpalm and let Oz win, attack Oz and pray the dragons don’t hit me, or kill a dragon and play the stall game with y’all if I live. What’s it gonna be.
lol fucker I figured you was going to die attacking the dragons and that I was going to take one out with my retaliation damage. I wasn’t expecting them to go after gamer so hard. Also how the fuck is zoolander going to attack? lol.
Since he can’t do shit the only way me or you are going to survive this next round is to actually attack the dragons. That way we can kill them off before they can lay into us at the end of our actions.
Motherfucker I thought I was dying too which is why I defended. If I knew you were ganking me again I’d have done something else. Gamer just basically took all our blows.
I’m targeting the green one.
Also how the fuck am I still alive, I only had this POS dagger and some now-useless armor.
Lol, gonna attack the red one I suppose. Really have no choice unless we want to have the turtle hermit over here win by default.
I don’t like the idea ofall 3 dragons attacking me or worse yet 2 dragons and 1 of you attacking me I’d be pissed if I died like that.
I’m safer from the dragons than you two duh, but I don’t like the idea of 3 random attacks staying alive, if you guys haven’t noticed I’ve tried to play as conservatively as possible lol.
I wanna know how you are going to attack? Doesn’t it do like zero dmg or some shit?
A voice booms over the intercom.
“Ahem. Orochizoolander?” boomed the voice of Pimp Willy.
**Orochizoolander **looked up nervously.
“Y… yes?”
“The sponsors have decided that you don’t really need that tower shield, so we’re going to take it from you.”
Three repossesion bots buzzed down from the sky, snatching the shield in their claws. **Orochizoolander **tried his hardest to keep holding on, but was not able to. The bots buzzed up and away into the sky.
“Enjoy the rest of the games” said Pimp Willy.
**Orochizoolander **has lost his TOWER SHIELD.
Tower Shield has been removed from the game
WTF.
Mind updating the available equipment after the writeup? Thanks. Oh and you have fat fingers.
This write up will have it all updated. And yes I do.
Also 30 minutes to deadline