Hang in there Kitty.
Jack’s got this matchup hands down and I love me some Captain America. My vote will probably go to Jack unless some insane prop happens, but I’ll show some respect to Cap and keep my personal prop out of this one.
None of your votes will count unless you vote in all 4 categories. BP’s always been that way.
Flip a coin! A Susan B. Anthony coin if you got it man that’s gay enough! 
Everyone knows how savage ultimate Cap is.
He stands for everything America stands for and more. All McCoy can do is send people to jail.
He cannot send Cap to jail. Cap IS jail.
I’m torn on the cookie monster fight. I mean, on one hand, cookie monster is the shit, but on the other hand, how can you willingly put Ron Jeremy’s dick in your mouth and still call yourself the winner? I’m pretty sure that at the point the penis enters the mouth, you enter Ron Jeremy’s world, almost as if the one eye on his wonderworm has a sharingan.
If Cap is American jail, then why do French jails make American ones look like kindergarten? Say what you will about the French but do not insult the hardness of their criminal punishment. They were chopping off heads into the 80s.
If the A stood for France, then he wouldn’t be merely beating the crap out of that dude, he’d have his head on a fucking pike.
A woman killed Captain America.
Jack Bosses women around.
Let me ask you guys this.
How many Canadians do you know, that dislike Americans? A whole lot of them.
You know why? Lawyers. People like McCoy and I Am Lothar. People hate them and they make a lot of money. Just like Jersey Shore cast members but with educations.
Well coincidentally I saw the shirt I put on today.
There you go. Captain America is that amazing, he made a CANADIAN wear American colors.
Vote Captain America!
He shot him with a “time machine” gun, that sent his mind through time.
He was handcuffed at the time, he could have escaped and kept on fighting, but he loves America too much and let them win that round.
The Goddess also turned out to be insane and technically evil, and had to be put down…
Ya… He proceeded to cut the guy in half with his shield.
and the only reason she chose Cap to lead her crusade was that he is fundamentalist knucklehead.
Ya and without Cap safely exterminating the Nazi’s, there would be no free America, which means no lawyers and no Jack McCoy.
captain america fights villains, but them niggas live to fight another and come back. when mccoy puts niggas down, niggas stay down.
Bowyer (Super Mario RPG - Legend of the Seven Stars) from Boel
Cookie Monster (Sesame Street series) from Omega Viscant
EVA-01 (Neon Genesis Evangelion series) from KMD
Jack McCoy (Law & Order series) from EvilSamurai
Bowyer
Cookie Monster
Char
Captain America
New Cap uses a gun.
Niggas stay down. Trust.
the blob
jeremy
eva
captain america
It’s Marvel so his track record suggests otherwise.
I’m not going to argue that Cookie Monster won’t eat the penis. He will eat the penis. He must eat the penis. For all that we know about the world and all that it good, this match can only end when Cookie Monster eats the penis.
I’m pretty sure that this situation will play out in one of two ways.
A) Ron tries to stick his penis into Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster mistakes it for a biscotti, and it gets savagely eaten off. Ron quickly loses large quantities of blood (he keeps most of it in his penis anyway) and leaves an oily, hairy, Rosie O’Donnell-with-a-mustache looking corpse. Cookie Monster uses the publicity from the event to launch a new endorsement career.
B) Ron tries to perform cunnilingus on Cookie Monster. Upon realizing that Cookie Monster doesn’t have a vagina, he tries to stick his penis in. See A.
The point here is that while Cookie monster does inevitably end up with Ron Jeremy’s penis in his mouth, that is momentary, and soon Ron Jeremy’s penis is in his digestive tract, and then the Cookie Toilet. Who wins this match? The guy who had his schlong ripped off and died, or the guy who unknowingly eats a cookie-that-is-actually-a-dick and ends up with a nutritious snack and a lucrative new revenue stream.
TL;DR - Will Cookie eat the penis? Yes. Does that make him gay? [media=youtube]1ZeciX-3wfs[/media].
…seriously.
I’m pretty sure [media=youtube]HJrQwvEVtMw[/media]
People, let’s make no mistake here. If you’re voting for Cookie Monster, you’re basically endorsing the snack food equivalent of Ashy Larry. We’re talking about a functionally illiterate fiend who quit learning the alphabet at C because “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.” They tried to tell us that [media=youtube]iH9IO6iMO78]a cookie is a “sometimes food” for him, but we know how [when the writers aren’t there to massage his image.
Ron Jeremy is a man of many skills. Of course, he’s best known for one skill inparticular, but he has other gifts as well. Quiche wants you to believe his combat skills are lacking, but [url=http://plumberplace.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/image_70.jpg]on one of his side jobs](http://michaelmurf.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cookie-monster-happiness-giant-cookie.gif[/media) he engages in rescue missions. He has a growth mushroom (okay, maybe that part isn’t really different from his main job) and he spits that hot fiyah. He also is a brilliant basketball coach with a career .654 winning percentage, placing him in the top 5 active coaches. Quite an impressive resume.
The suggestion that Cookie Monster would bite Ron’s dick off is laughable. For starters, Cookie Monster has no teeth. Go ahead, look for them. I’ll wait. Cookie Monster would lose to a meth addict in a tooth counting competition, which is appropriate because they’re at the same level of dependency. So what does he do to Ron? Sure, it’s been suggested the Cookie Monster’s stomach is a black hole. But Ron Jeremy’s handled many black holes in his day and come out none the worse for wear.
Votes:
Bowyer
Cookie Monster - Ron can cockblock all he wants, Cookie’s got dat Chocolate Chip damage.
Char
Cap