SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 4. Glory awaits! DO OR DIE TIME!

At this point, I’m pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again."

  • Kerrigan

Didn’t kos mos get fucked up and had to be rebuilt? I smell another rebuild coming.

And now i think about it she’s inhabited by some human soul anyway. Mind control is viable on this hunk of metal.

Cormano vs Hunk: Hunk. Prop sounds pretty convincing to me.

Maxwell vs Sketch: Maxwell. The little guy can draw almost everything.

Magic User vs Fuma: Fuma.

KOS-MOS vs Kerrigan: Kerrigan - Good prop.

As already said, Sketch turner can rip through anything drawn-up by Maxwell to face him.
Cthulhu? God? Nothing compared to the manliest comic artist to ever live.
Sketch kills his own drawings, the sketches of a skilled artist, never-mind the scribbles of some kid.
He’s killed monsters, a dragon, and an entire arena of martial artists. Breaking metal doors with his bare hands. Plus the guy can essentially turn into Superman, and we all should know how OP he is.
Even in his ‘bad end’ he mans-up and GOES BACK IN to get a better ending.
Plus, he gets pussy at the end of his game.

So you’re either on the side of the tough mother-fucker with awesome glasses. Whose game is one only REAL MEN play, never-mind BEAT.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/12/comixzone-2u.jpg
Or you’re on the side of this.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Scribblenauts-launch-event.jpg
The right choice is obvious.

Maxwell vs Sketch Turner

We have a guy with horrible 90s fashion disease and a goddamn travesty of a hairstyle vs the Most powerful summoner/necromancer in ANY reality.

How is this even a contest. What is Sketch actually going to do to Maxwell…punch him…kick him, throw the pet rat at him or Speak some horrible dialog? None of that could even come close to the power of a Scribblenaut. Maxwell is like a combination of the Green Lantern, Mac Guyver and Batman rolled into one awesome being. Not only can he solve any problem or defeat any foe with just the power of his imagination but he’s so powerful he imposes limitations on himself to stop himself from BEASTING too hard. Don’t think those 4 item limits on problems are anything but a self-imposed challenge. Maxwell is so powerful he gets bored just throwing Cthulu and Shoggoth at every thing. He has the power of the infinite void at his disposal and damn it if he doesn’t take the time to explore its vastness.

Here is how this fight would go down.

  1. Maxwell (himself) vs Sketch Turner (4 Items)
    Maxwell summons Excalibur, a Torch, the referee from Samurai Showdown and a Rail Gun.

The Referee starts the fight. Maxwell impales the rat with excalibur, shoots Sketch Turner with the Rail Gun and sets fire to the corpses with the torch.

  1. Maxwell (summons) vs Sketch Turner
    Maxwell Summons Jesus, a pair of tap shoes (THANK YOU), and T-Rex.

Jesus tap dancing Christ riding a dinosaur rolls into battle and smites sketch with the power of the holy dino digestive track.

  1. Maxwell (items) vs Sketch Turner
    Maxwell summons a blast shelter and an atomic bomb.

Maxwell hops in the blast shelter and drops the bomb. Sketch is disintegrated.

  1. Maxwell (random) vs Sketch Turner
    Maxwell summons a hairstylist, a style coach, a mall and some money.

Maxwell gives Sketch the money to go Sketch himself up a new look.

Either way you cut it Maxwell is the clear winner. Sketch can mash those attack buttons all he wants but when stepping foot against the powerhouse that is a Scribblenaut he might as well burn his own damn comic book.

Funny how you only mention zombies, HUNK faced much more diverse enemies.
He doesn’t stand in one spot and just fires around, it works on zombies you’ve got a point there.
But with Lickers for example, well you’ll get decapitated in a blink. HUNK knows his moves.
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That girl near the front of the line is pretty hot. And Sketch looks like a Liefeld drawing taking a shit. Not the best prop in the world, dude.

  1. I’ve already addressed that horrendous style and honestly. Cool Shades? You’re saying a guy can win a fight because he’s got a set of Ben Franklin Bifocals with some tinted glass in them?

  2. I’d like to see Sketch Turner TRY and rip Cthulhu or an an Atomic Bomb up. Let me know how either works out for him. If he really can turn into Superman that means he has no power against magic. Maxwell is all magic. Good Game.

  3. As for Pussy, Maxwell could create himself a Harem and get more Pussy than Sketch Turner could looking like a reject from the movie Hackers.

  4. Maxwell has a loyal following. When was the last time you saw anyone willing to dress like Sketch Turner?

Cormano vs Hunk: Gotta go with Hunk. He’s such a badass.

Maxwell vs Sketch: Sketch Turner. I mean, this dude specializes at beating the shit out of drawings. Maxwell ain’t got shit on him.

Magic User vs Fuuma: Fuuma, since I’ve been putting my guns on for the past day or so.

KOS-MOS vs Kerrigan: Kerrigan. The prop’s too strong when coupled with my hate of Xenosaga.

In the few games I’ve played that have KOS-MOS in them she’s incredibly broken. She is by far the strongest character in Namco x Capcom, even Capcom fanboys like myself who whenever they get the chance to make up their own team full of Capcom characters toss her in. The guy who did the Gamegaqs script translation for Namco x Capcom did the same thing. Bunch of Capcom characters + KOS-MOS.

And in Super Robot Wars OG Saga Endless Frontier for the DS (this one is available in the US) she also owns the entire cast. She has the power to bring dead people back to life so you need to put her on your team every single time. I’d say Xiaomu is better with attacks, but you can get by without putting Xiaomu on your team. KOS-MOS not really.

As usual for long RPGs I just watched the Xenosaga anime for the cliff notes of what happened in the first game and I’m not really concerned with what they changed… :rofl: Though yeah those GNOSIS creeps in both of the above games that take you a bunch of turns in the game to knock out KOS-MOS was taking out with one hit. SERIOUSLY. One hit = MONSTER VANISH THE END.

Don’t get it twisted. KOS-MOS is insanely strong. For reals.

Hunk
Maxwell - never played scribblenauts but Comix Zone is just too damn frustrating
Magic User
Zerg

To all the people stating Maxwell can’t win because he only has drawings which Sketch specializes in beating up.

1.Maxwell summons items by using words. Not Drawing them.
2.Maxwell’s Summons are not “Drawings”. They are actually elaborate laminated papercraft with brass fasteners on the joints.
Take a look

What drawings do you know that have fasteners on the joints? Sketch can beat up drawings but he also takes damage from those drawings. By introducing laminated papercraft into the mix his only option is to mash buttons all the while these things are attacking him. They are far more durable than any enemy he has ever faced which means they also deal triple damage. If Sketch’s only real power is beating up stuff that is DRAWN how can he fight the power of lamination and brass fasteners!

TODAY’S MATCHES

CONQUEST DIVISION
-Raging Mexican-
Cormano (Sunset Riders) from IbanezNinja (Needs the vote)

WAR DIVISION
-Author Turned Superhero-
Sketch Turner (Comix Zone) from Muhammed Abdul (Coin flip)

FAMINE DIVISION
-Master of the Dark Arts-
Magic User (Dungeons & Dragons) from angelpalm (Coin flip)

DEATH DIVISION
-Zerg Queen-
Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft series) from Sharktongue (Every match until eliminated)

CONQUEST DIVISION
-The 4th Survivor-
HUNK (Resident Evil series) from Diek Stiekem

WAR DIVISION
-Creative Kid-
Maxwell (Scribblenauts series) from R3y

FAMINE DIVISION
-Master of the Dark Arts-
Magic User (Dungeons & Dragons) from angelpalm

DEATH DIVISION
-Cybernetic Cutie-
KOS-MOS (Xenosaga series) from ghandis spatula

Cormano
Maxwell
Magic User
Kerrigan

HUNK
Sketch Turner
Fuma Kotaro
Sarah Kerrigan

Hunk
Sketch
Magic
Kerrigan

…seriously.

Comaro
Maxwell
Fuma
KOS-MOS

She’s from a predominantly turn based genre. That works against her, as kerrigan doesn’t have time to sit there and let you take your turns. She’s from the school of 3- 4 min zergling rushes. Real time strategy ftw. Oh noes gnosis creatures. Kerrigan eats those for breakfast. Can kos mos even see cloaked shit? Or in the ground? Mutaling strat for the win on her bitch ass.

I still dont think infested kerrigan is even worth mentioning. Just lock that bitched down and call it a day. Didn’t she bitch up when she saw t elos? talking about “i will only last 100 seconds against her” Yea that was her. By time she sits there looking at kerrigan, trying to figure out how long she will last, she’s done. If she’s lucky she might continue to exist as an infested android.

Kerrigan: Un fuck wit able.

Cormano
Sketch Turner
Magic User
KOS-MOS

Hunk
Maxwell
Fuma
Kerrigan