SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 4. Glory awaits! DO OR DIE TIME!

[Muhammed_Abdul]

1. I’ve already addressed that horrendous style and honestly. Cool Shades? You’re saying a guy can win a fight because he’s got a set of Ben Franklin Bifocals with some tinted glass in them?

2. I’d like to see Sketch Turner TRY and rip Cthulhu or an an Atomic Bomb up. Let me know how either works out for him. If he really can turn into Superman that means he has no power against magic. Maxwell is all magic. Good Game.

3. As for Pussy, Maxwell could create himself a Harem and get more Pussy than Sketch Turner could looking like a reject from the movie Hackers.

4. Maxwell has a loyal following. When was the last time you saw anyone willing to dress like Sketch Turner?

1. Yes. Awesome shades are invaluable to winning.
   See - Guile.
   [media=youtube]oTfIRpSlEKQ[/media]

2. Well, if there’s ever a cross-over, I’m sure we’ll watch Sketch ‘mash’ cthulhu to death. He’s just a ‘laminated papercraft with brass fasteners and joints’ summoned by a kid dressed like a chicken (furry) who was given a small pad to write in (death note), which means Sketch can just push him over without any effort at all.
   Also, I haven’t played Scribblenauts, but is he REALLY magic?
   It doesn’t really matter. Thor is magic and Superman knocked Thor the fuck out in JLA vs. Avengers.
   So yeah. Superman is God.
   http://http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz178/BernardBaker/Eleven.png

3. In a mainly children’s game? I do not think so.

4. I wouldn’t call Deviantart a loyal following…
   And no one, NO ONE, is cool enough to dress like Sketch.

[R3y]

I won’t be able to follow this again till quite a bit later in the night but I humbly leave you all with evidence of the power of Maxwell.

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/144412-/scribblenauts_edy-noscale.jpg Look at Maxwell, prepared to take on anything. Fearless with pencil and notebook in hand.
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I’d also like to point out that women love notebooks and Maxwell by association. Proof Below.

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/dnchick.jpg

Vote Maxwell!

[Muhammed_Abdul]

That girl near the front of the line is pretty hot. And Sketch looks like a Liefeld drawing taking a shit. Not the best prop in the world, dude.

Being a product of the 90s is a double edged sword.
You’re awesome, but when comic-related you are victim to Liefeld imitations.
I prefer that over the original Japanese art though.

[R3y]

1. Yes. Awesome shades are invaluable to winning.
   See - Guile.
   [media=youtube]oTfIRpSlEKQ[/media]

2. Well, if there’s ever a cross-over, I’m sure we’ll watch Sketch ‘mash’ cthulhu to death. He’s just a ‘laminated papercraft with brass fasteners and joints’ summoned by a kid dressed like a chicken (furry) who was given a small pad to write in (death note), which means Sketch can just push him over without any effort at all.
   Also, I haven’t played Scribblenauts, but is he REALLY magic?
   It doesn’t really matter. Thor is magic and Superman knocked Thor the fuck out in JLA vs. Avengers.
   So yeah. Superman is God.
   http://http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz178/BernardBaker/Eleven.png

3. In a mainly children’s game? I do not think so.

4. I wouldn’t call Deviantart a loyal following…
   And no one, NO ONE, is cool enough to dress like Sketch.

1. you said Awesome shades. Stop lying to yourself.

2. Sketch was a real dude that got pushed into a damn comic book. Making him paper that beat up on other flimsy paper. By introducing laminated construction paper into the mix his MAIN power is nullified.

Also he summons God, Cthlulhu, fiery swords and other creatures of magic. He can also summon kryptonite or the planet krypton itself nullifying supermans powers if it came down to that. So what tiny green rock is Sketch weak against (I haven’t played that game since I was 12).

3. Man, there is a mission in the damn game where he has to kill a bunch of prisoners rioting. Don’t give Maxwell guff, he can summon as many women as he damn well pleases.

4. Correction. NO ONE is stupid enough to dress like Sketch. 90s fashion went out with the 90s for a reason. You fear the chicken hat!

[Tuna_Fish_Riot]

Today’s voteroons.

CONQUEST DIVISION
-The 4th Survivor-
HUNK (Resident Evil series) from Diek Stiekem

WAR DIVISION
-Creative Kid-
Maxwell (Scribblenauts series) from R3y

FAMINE DIVISION
-Master of the Dark Arts-
Magic User (Dungeons & Dragons) from angelpalm

DEATH DIVISION
-Zerg Queen-
Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft series) from Sharktongue

[Muhammed_Abdul]

1. you said Awesome shades. Stop lying to yourself.

2. Sketch was a real dude that got pushed into a damn comic book. Making him paper that beat up on other flimsy paper. By introducing laminated construction paper into the mix his MAIN power is nullified.

Also he summons God, Cthlulhu, fiery swords and other creatures of magic. He can also summon kryptonite or the planet krypton itself nullifying supermans powers if it came down to that. So what tiny green rock is Sketch weak against (I haven’t played that game since I was 12).

3. Man, there is a mission in the damn game where he has to kill a bunch of prisoners rioting. Don’t give Maxwell guff, he can summon as many women as he damn well pleases.

4. Correction. NO ONE is stupid enough to dress like Sketch. 90s fashion went out with the 90s for a reason. You fear the chicken hat!

1. You’re just mad Maxwell can’t buy awesome shades with his allowance.

2. Correct. He is a man of comics and reality. He’s quite real within the comics.
   Jumping panels, tearing pages, burning paper, talking to the reader. Etc.
   By your view, all he needs is a lighter to win. Setting your paper-craft ablaze. I’m sure he has one.

All ‘paper-craft’ correct?
When things were drawn to fight Sketch, they came to life. All Max’s things remain clumsy paper-craft. I’m sure Sketch wouldn’t have a problem toppling them over.
Once again, paper-craft! Even so I never said he was Superman, just ‘basically’ Superman.
He had no weakness. Real men don’t have weaknesses.

3. Prisoners, or paper-craft?
   I have a theory. I don’t think Max is a ‘summoner’ as you suggest at all.
   Rather, a mentally challenged child writing a story in his notebook and making poorly cut out and drawn pictures to go along with it. All while wearing a silly hat.
   I think he’s in his own little world when the game is happening.
   I think he might actually look like this.
   http://static3.channels.com/thumbnails/A-Log-TV–f247851.jpg

4. He’s retro, bro.
   And I suppose I do, furries scare the SHIT out of me.

[Return_of_Shiki]

Cormano–just because he’s badass enough to get away with wearing a pink poncho. Still gonna lose though, oh well.

Maxwell–really close match-up. I was on the fence until I saw the pictures of Maxwell’s hot female fans. I’d say that gives him the edge.

Magic User–Sengoku Basara is really gay. I would have easily supported World Heroes Fuuma.

KOS-MOS–Don’t give a crap about Starcraft, and she’s way sexier.

[Muhammed_Abdul]

http://img-cluster1.dannychoo.com/cgm/ecommerce/dannychoo/images/large/9ee2592302ecc70da401401b099f2479.jpg

Until the make-up and photoshop go away.

[Grog]

-The 4th Survivor-
HUNK (Resident Evil series) from Dick Stickem

-Author Turned Superhero-
Sketch Turner (Comix Zone) from Muhammed Abdul

-Master of the Dark Arts-
Magic User (Dungeons & Dragons) from angelpalm

-Zerg Queen-
Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft series) from Sharktongue

[Windlord0]

hunk
sketch
fuuma
kos-mos

edit:
yeah xenosaga I thought sucked, but kosmos does this stuff in endless frontier, which was awesome
[media=youtube]qkNcMKKoAlI[/media]

[str_e_ak]

HUNK
Maxwell
Fuma Kotaro
Sarah Kerrigan

[Paolochun]

Cormano–just because he’s badass enough to get away with wearing a pink poncho. Still gonna lose though, oh well.

Maxwell–really close match-up. I was on the fence until I saw the pictures of Maxwell’s hot female fans. I’d say that gives him the edge.

Magic User–Sengoku Basara is really gay. I would have easily supported World Heroes Fuuma.

KOS-MOS–Don’t give a crap about Starcraft, and she’s way sexier.

I’m voting the same. Thanks

[Ephidel]

Cormano - I haven’t played a RE game since 3 really

Maxwell - This match is weird. Maxwell draws things and Sketch is based off his own drawing image. By theory, Maxwell can “redraw” the events of Comix Zone to where Turner wouldn’t even exist or even find his way through.

Kotaro - Based on which video prop was better.

KOS-MOS - The other sponsers prop was ok and I don’t like Xenosaga, but I still find KOS MOS herself pretty baller

[Black_Jesus]

CONQUEST DIVISION
-The 4th Survivor-
HUNK (Resident Evil series) from Diek Stiekem

WAR DIVISION
-Creative Kid-
Maxwell (Scribblenauts series) from R3y

FAMINE DIVISION
-Swift Ninja-
Fuma Kotaro (Sengoku Basara 2) from Silent Shinobi

DEATH DIVISION
-Zerg Queen-
Sarah Kerrigan (Starcraft series) from Sharktongue

[Luc]

Cormano
Sketch Turner
Magic user
Sarah Kerrigan

Sorry about any previous votes I missed. Just moved out and didn’t have the net.

[angelpalm]

Whew, what a rough day, I wish I could have magiced my way home.

Anyway, some people in this thread actively hating on my boy the MAGIC USER talking shit like he can’t just can’t solo the game his damn self easy breezy. DID YOU NOT SEE THE VIDEO WITH HIM OWNING THE LAST BOSS WITH TWO MEASLE LIGHTING BOLTS?

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Unlike Mr Homoerotic Ninja, Magic USER always takes the initiave and is never on the wrong end of the dick. That nigga just puts on his robe and wizard hat and the panties disappear like [media=youtube]2KX3OriDpgg"[/media] He is so sick even Blood Ninja wants to steal his swagger.
Shit just being a Capcom Elite MAGIC USER means he has more tricks up his sleeves than Fuuma has fingers in his ass. And even though they both could pull out a rabbit you better believe that the MAGIC USER’s is gonna come out smelling like old spice, and not like a dutch oven.

Not even last or least, remember the fact that at any given time my boy can just switch hats with his pal the thief making himself INVUNERABLE to any attack outside of the most powerful of Dragons breath, and I am talking Black Jesus going through the day without that Colgate/Aquafresh assit type of breath.[media=youtube]oq6BzNhmW6c"[/media]

[Lucretz]

My votes go to ~

• Cormano - He’s pink.
• Maxwell - This match is so lopsided it’s ridiculous. Maxwell’s abilities shit on Sketch and his awful character design to incredibly hard. I don’t see how anyone trying to legitimately judge this match up could go with Sketch over Maxwell and infinite creation. : o
• Fuuma - Coinflip
• Sarah - KOS-MOS is kind of retarded

[Gasaraki]

-The 4th Survivor-
HUNK (Resident Evil series) from Diek Stiekem

-Author Turned Superhero-
Sketch Turner (Comix Zone) from Muhammed Abdul

-Swift Ninja-
Fuma Kotaro (Sengoku Basara 2) from Silent Shinobi

-Cybernetic Cutie-
KOS-MOS (Xenosaga series) from ghandis spatula

[angelpalm]

My votes go to ~

• Cormano - He’s pink.
• Maxwell - This match is so lopsided it’s ridiculous. Maxwell’s abilities shit on Sketch and his awful character design to incredibly hard. I don’t see how anyone trying to legitimately judge this match up could go with Sketch over Maxwell and infinite creation. : o
• Fuuma - Coinflip+ Sarah - KOS-MOS is kind of retarded

Best two out of three? LOL

Anyways, this fucking guy right here, THIS FUCKING PIMP and CONNOUISSUER of all things MYSTIC has so much magical swag that even cosplayers mysteriously end up looking good just for attempting to emulate him…

Magic User from Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow over Mystara worn by waynekaa

Unlike this supposed ninja you guys are voting on

I mean, REALLY, what the fuck is that supposed to be? Ninja’s play guitars and chop off heads in shit. This guy looks like he should be the next guest on the Wendy Williams show. Either that or the next host…

Atleast the REAL Fuuma would come out looking cool before the Magic User teleported behind him and shanked him with his poison dagger insta kill.

Hell, how the fuck is my dude even so bad ass that HE has the poisoned dagger death attack, I mean who is really more NINJA in this bitch?

[Muhammed_Abdul]

Time for my votes.

Hunk.
Sketch Turner.
Magic User.
KOS-MOS.