En route to the division finals, it’s time to squeeze out the best of the best!
Location: Tokyo, Japan
TODAY’S MATCHES
CONQUEST DIVISION
-Man with a Plan-
DMX (Def Jam ? Vendetta/rapper) from RockBogart
VS.
-Dealer of Wishes-
Robot Unicorn (Robot Unicorn Attack) from Windlord0
In: The wonderful world of crack-induced frenzy
WAR DIVISION
-Mystical Sharpshooter-
Archer (Fate/Unlimited codes) from 4neqs
VS.
-Personal Friend to Genghis Khan-
The Kurgan (Highlander) from EvilSamurai
How can you vote for this guy? He’s a flaming homosexual priest. And besides he’s an archer, what’s he gonna do? Saw Kurgan’s head off with an arrow? Kurgan doesn’t dizzy and walls are no obstacle to him. Seriously he just crashes through like the Kool Aid Man as[media=youtube]EwpIbZV6VAo"[/media] and Sean Connery was in a fucking castle with foot thick stone walls, not a freakin urban metropolis like Tokyo where most walls are dry wall. Do you know how easy it is to break through dry wall? HELLA EASY! My skinny ass can do it.
Vote for the Kurgan. He fucks bitches, not children like that pedo priest Archer.
Going to have to see some prop for these, but it is hard to imagine DMX being able to do anything against Robot Unicorn. DMX’s dreams of becoming a good rapper and swimming in a pool of cocaine reside within the Unicorn. I don’t think he has the willpower to overcome that.
Well what is there to say? He is a generally terrible human being. Were he not famous he would still be in jail. He does par for the course rap stuff. Yeah he’s a hard ass thug, which puts him slightly below a boy scout on the scale of actually being dangerous. Where else can I go with this? He acts like an idiot and has made more money than any of us will ever make. I really tried to think of something here, and then I read his wiki article and was more sure that he should be shot in the face, but I’ve got nothing beyond saying that he’s a non threatening ass.
I’ll go and check out his movies, maybe try and come up with something.
I may have to go somewhere today. I might not be able to play thoroughly until later. I guess I’ll also hold off voting until closing as well.
But this is it! Great match. East vs. West, Servant vs. Immortal, head-hunting, and sword-shanking…onlycanbeoneing vs. boneofmyswording.
I’d like to believe Archer. He can replicate the opponent’s weapons if the need be, and create thousands of blades of his own. The spacing game is his to dictate. Spears, arrows, lances - you name it.
He can also block Kurgan’s offense if the need be. And he’s no slouch at melee combat as well. And [media=youtube]iq7tk15W5Jk[/media]!
And if all that fails, and doesn’t sound cheap enough, he can just remove that jacket, to reveal the trump card that he’s actually scraping SNK boss levels. O shi.
Thank you those who have voted for Archer. Vote Archer! Buy the shirt.
Justin Bieber also had two platinum albums within a 1 year period. Just saying. Unless you like him, at which point I will have to find another shitty artist to post.
The bigger deal here is that you managed to make a post without mentioning black panther. Congrats.
Twice now DMX has played second fiddle to jet li. He also played scrubby sidekick to this guy. Yeah that wasn’t quasi badass under siege steven seagal, this is fat guitar playing steven seagal, and still dmx was just the sidekick. At least he didn’t spend that entire movie looking upset and saying “faith” over and over again. Wow his movie career just gets worse and worse. I haven’t heard of these last five movies but they all fall well below the 5.0 mark on IMDB. 2.4? really dmx? Maybe acting isn’t for you.
Robot Unicorn is second to none. The game is named Robot Unicorn and it stars the robot unicorn. It isn’t given some silly name and stars some washed up actor and the robot unicorn just hangs out as the token unicorn sidekick.
I’m shocked at all the people already voting before getting proper props for Kurgan/Archer
I just wanna point out that my work put up a fucking poster of him making a tough guy pose near where I work. And I am soooooo fucking pissed about it.
