SRK Battle Poll Divisional Series Day 1. No reason to get all worked up! RAGE!

General Discussion
21

lol DMX is in need of some Listerine and a bar of soap… a crackhead impersonating law enforcement, where they do that at?

22

Always

Mr Krabs

23

DMX (Def Jam ? Vendetta/rapper) from RockBogart
The Kurgan (Highlander) from EvilSamurai

24

Yeah Kurgan is Mr. Krabs. He grinds up and serves his own kind. That is hardcore. Archer would probably cry himself to death in a corner before doing that.

25

robot unicorn
archer

26

RU
Kurgan

27

-Dealer of Wishes-
Robot Unicorn (Robot Unicorn Attack) from Windlord0

-Personal Friend to Genghis Khan-
The Kurgan (Highlander) from EvilSamurai

28

DMX
Archer

29

Yeah I’m real salty about someone that I knew so little of I had to wikipedia him.

and no, crack does that to tyrone biggums. Tyrone biggums + crack is god tier powerful, but dmx + crack just equals jail time. Thanks for posting the tyrone vids though, because he is one man who truly followed his dreams. Dreams of crack. Who do you think gave him the power to follow his dreams. That’s right. Robot Unicorn. Through following his dreams he could achieve anything. Watching those vids I can practically hear erasure playing the background. Month of premium to first person who draws me a nice picture of tyrone biggums riding the robot unicorn. :woot:

His crack dreams did give him the power of shazam, but just like the comic characters it doesn’t just work for anyone. I can’t just yell SHAZAM and then start flying around. It is just those few chosen by the gods. I don’t have shazam powers, just like DMX doesn’t have the amazing crack powers of tyrone biggums. He has the normal powers granted by crack, like getting arrested and looking like an ass.

Oh and why post a vid where he has to be rescued by jet li? He was about to be shot in the face right there.

30

DMX
Kurgan

31

dmx
archer

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DMX said it’s dark and hell is hot, right? Well…time to destroy those dreams then! Crackhead style. :badboy:

Giygas’ spirit creeps into this match from the darkness

33

Robot Unicorn
Archer

34

Just going to address the gay issue. Nah, Archer isn’t. He’s tapped a cute witch, the Nasu-verse version of Medusa, and even the queen of England.

The other guy… best friends with Khan, okay sure.

35

Blood brothers does not mean gay. Jamuka was basically his early childhood friend who eventually betrayed him and got murked. So basically Temujin (Genghis) was best friends with him when he was like 5 and later on teamed up with him to rescue Temujin’s wife, Borte, after she had been kidnapped by the Merkits.

Then Jamuka tried to one up Genghis, his own men betrayed him, Genghis killed the traitors as betrayal is one of the worst offences a Mongol can commit, and with, his infinite mercy, offered Jamuqa to join him or die. Jamuqa chose death and Genghis has a soldier kick his back in, killing him.

36

DMX
Archer

ARF ARF!

37

LMFAO

Wow, you just put the whole industry on blast.

Btw these are awesome. Wish I had understood it better.

38

This prop is craziness…

**Votes

Robot Unicorn
Kurgan
**
Without the robot unicorn, what will DMX hallucinate about when he’s high on crack… without the wonderful psychosis of a rainbow robot unicorn there is no high, keeping his crack powers to a minimum…

He’s not going to be lifting buses, best he could lift is a wallet from someone’s pockets, but what does a unicorn have worth stealing? Nothing…

39

DMX
Archer

40

Nigga you can’t read.

Votes:

Robot Unicorn
Archer (because fuckaKrabbyPatty)