30 minutes ago, at The Chief’s suite.
Hecatom: "Oh man, this could be the final episode! The final three is going to be intense!"
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "Bracing for epic."
Bious: "I hope we fucked Synonym over by destroying his Dual Raptors."
Combo_Knight: "I thought you said you respect him for being a smart person and knowing how to sway and take advantage of people."
Bious: "Just because I think he deserves to win doesn’t mean I want him to."
Cyntalan: "After all this time, I still don’t understand you."
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "Are you talking to me?"
The Chief: “I don’t understand any of you.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6JOmp7_7GI
Dallas: "We are down to our final three! Who will live and who will die? Find out what our contestants do tonight on Dreadzone!"
Aidebit: "We’re already done."
Dallas: "What? What did you do?"
Synonym: "Scavenged the Leviathan Flail."
Aidebit: "Dodged some Zombie Robots."
DukeC: "Nothing."
Quasar-Turret: ZOMBIE ROBOT DESTROYED
Aidebit: "We done here?"
Juanita: "We still have a whole show to fill."
DukeC: "Not our problem."
Dallas: "Trust me buddy, we can make it your problem."
Juanita: "I’ve just gotten word from the producer, we’ve got a special task for you to complete!"
Synonym: "We refuse."
Juanita: "If you refuse, your deadlock collars will self-destruct."
Synonym: "We accept."
Dallas: “Good to hear.” Today, you will be honouring your fallen comrades by visiting their bodies one-by-one, collecting them and throwing them off the edge of the map."
DukeC: "The edge of the what?"
Dallas: "The edge of the cliff."
Aidebit: "We’re really doing this?"
Juanita: "Only if you want to live."
Synonym: “Fuck it, let’s just get it over with.”
orochizoolander
Synonym: "The first one dead."
DukeC: "The first victim to Turretius’ evil reign."
Aidebit: "Who was this guy again?"
orochizoolander: [details=Spoiler]“Haven’t read the thread yet. I’d like to scavenge Gold Bolts this phase.”[/details]
GodotsRevenge
Aidebit: "Ahhh, the inventor of the Homoshield."
DukeC: "The unluckiest man in this tournament."
Synonym: “I don’t know that feeling.“
GodotsRevenge: [details=Spoiler]”…”[/details]
XthAtGAm3RGuYX
DukeC: "The criminal."
Synonym: "He evaded too early."
Aidebit: "Not the first wrong thing he’s done."
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: [details=Spoiler]“It could’ve gone better had Pertho not stolen my fucking gun. Messed up my whole plan really. But hey it got me out of the brig for a little while.”[/details]
Sumazndude
Synonym: "Sumazndude died?"
Aidebit: "I didn’t know he left the ship."
DukeC: "That probably explains why he didn’t survive."
Sumazndude: [details=Spoiler]“Has the game started yet?”[/details]
Blindknagg
DukeC: "The Prophet of Tourettes himself."
Aidebit: "He’s in Turret heaven now."
Synonym: "Out of all the cults in the universe, I think his has killed the least people."
Blindknagg: [details=Spoiler]“Turretius will forgive me for my sins. All others will be sent to an eternal hell without turrets.”[/details]
Pimp Willy
Aidebit: "He was such a generous guy. Always donating Gold Bolts to the needy."
Synonym: "What a chump."
DukeC: "Wasn’t it implied that he was trading them for sexual favours?"
Pimp Willy: [details=Spoiler]“This tournament was too broken. It also wasn’t broken enough.”[/details]
Augustus
DukeC: "Ahhh, the man I exposed as a threat."
Synonym: "He started the game off strong, I’ll give him that."
Aidebit: "All it took was one Database to screw him over."
Augustus: [details=Spoiler]“I was too good for this tournament. These idiots just didn’t realise it.”[/details]
infrequent lurker
Synonym: "Didn’t this dude die to a Zombie Robot?"
DukeC: "Yeah, he didn’t exactly have the best reflexes."
Aidebit: "He showed enthusiasm though, and at the end… it got him killed."
infrequent lurker: [details=Spoiler]“I’m okay with losing, just as long as my body helps fuel the Zombie Robots to victory.”[/details]
Pertho
Aidebit: "Ahhhhh, my first kill."
DukeC: "It was a pretty impressive combo."
Synonym: "That what you get for attacking me, you bastard."
Pertho: [details=Spoiler]“So I’m trying to lynch all the Mafia members, right?”[/details]
jasonC
DukeC: "Another blindsided contestant."
Aidebit: "Not being able to see it coming is the worst part."
Synonym: "Having a partner sure helped him get that far though."
jasonC: [details=Spoiler]“I only wish I wasn’t wearing an exploding collar.”[/details]
AKI
Synonym: "On the other hand, having a partner sure helped him die."
Aidebit: "Yeah, he really got screwed over after looking out for himself."
DukeC: "He played a hell of a social game though."
AKI: [details=Spoiler]“Friendship is for suckers, but forming alliances with everyone didn’t work out either.”[/details]
3rdSTRikeLOVE
Aidebit: "Another one of my victims. How fitting."
Synonym: "Proof that you can only dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge for so long."
DukeC: "Shields are a way more effective way of not getting hit."
3rdSTRikeLOVE: [details=Spoiler]“Do you think I would’ve lived longer if I’d role-claimed Vigi?”[/details]
RadicalFuzz
Aidebit: "Number 3. My Versa-Wrench still isn’t clean after that."
DukeC: "The special little guy that just didn’t have enough sugar to keep going."
Synonym: "I don’t want to know what you mean by sugar."
RadicalFuzz: [details=Spoiler]“hUrR dUrR i LiKe tO gArGlE cUm My sole regret is not being able to rename my bots Nipple and Nipple. That is all.”[/details]
Vynce (?)
DukeC: "Our fearless commander."
Aidebit: "This tournament really did show off his true colours."
Synonym: "He got way too much attention in the story though."
Vynce (?): [details=Spoiler]“B)”[/details]
DarkGeneral
Synonym: "This creepy motherfucker."
DukeC: "He always did have a certain… style to him, didn’t he?"
Aidebit: "I heard that he had four testicles."
DarkGeneral: [details=Spoiler]“Lynch: RadicalFuzz. Oh, not yet?”[/details]
Exodus.
Aidebit: "I think he was the real master of the turrets in this tournament."
Synonym: "The second richest man in this game."
DukeC: "The fact that he managed to upgrade his weapon from beyond the grave was truly impressive."
Exodus.: [details=Spoiler]“Those Zombie Robots really were a waste of ammo.”[/details]
ForgeDigger
DukeC: "The most powerful woman in this tournament."
Synonym: "The only woman in this tournament."
Aidebit: "I thought it was a sea star?“
ForgeDigger: [details=Spoiler]”
"[/details]
Skizzz
Aidebit: "He activated the wrong trap card."
DukeC: "Turretius really wasn’t on his side that day."
Synonym: "I’m counting this guy as my kill."
Skizzz: [details=Spoiler]“Courage, compassion, dashing good looks. IRON, HARD, ABS!”[/details]
Missing Person
Synonym: "The most pissed off contestant in this tournament."
Aidebit: "Did we ever find out what he was pissed off about?"
DukeC: "I dunno, I wasn’t listening."
Missing Person: [details=Spoiler]“If I could do it all over again, I’d kill more people.”[/details]
Synonym: "And now, we must respectfully send them off the cliff."
DukeC: "I dunno, these guys are kind of heavy. Can we just kick them off instead?"
Aidebit: "Yeah, that works for me."
Dallas: “And so ends our memorial episode to remember the brave, unwilling competitors that lost their lives for your entertainment. Tune in next time to see if any or all of these three join them, right here on Dreadzone!”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
Combo_Knight: "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Cyntalan: "They really wasted our time with a recap episode?"
Bious: "We even tried to make it interesting by interfering!"
The Chief: “Something had better happen tomorrow or I’m cancelling my subscription.”
Actions
Aidebit - Evade
DukeC -
Synonym - Scavenge: Leviathan Flail
Zombie Robot M - Attack: DukeC
Zombie Robot N - Attack: Aidebit
Zombie Robot O - Attack: DukeC
Zombie Robot P - Attack: Aidebit
Zombie Robot Q - Attack: DukeC
Exodus.’ Quasar-Turret (1 turn) - Attack: Zombie Robot M
Results
Zombie Robot M dies.
Exodus. gains 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot M.
Players
Vynce (?): Phase 7
DukeC: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
Missing Person: Phase 8
infrequent lurker: Phase 4
Augustus: Phase 4
Skizzz: Phase 8
DarkGeneral: Phase 7
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Phase 8
Aidebit: Versa-Wrench Striker (+4 atk/+4 def/10 XP)
Pimp Willy: Phase 4
Synonym: Leviathan Flail (+8 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
RadicalFuzz: Phase 7
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Phase 6
Blindknagg: Phase 4
jasonC: Phase 5
Exodus.: Phase 7
Sumazndude: Phase 3
AKI: Phase 5
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Phase 3
Pertho: Phase 5
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (2 Available)
-Scorpion Flail (1 Available)
-Versa-Wrench Multicore (1 Available)
-Augustus’ B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/10 XP)
-Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
-3rdSTRikeLOVE’s B6-Obliterator (+3 atk/+2 def/20 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk}
-The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def/0 XP)
-DarkGeneral’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/12 XP)
-Exodus.’ Quasar Turret Launcher (+5 atk/+1 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
-Merc’s Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/20 XP)
-Green’s Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/3 XP)
-Missing Person’s Vulcan Cannon (+5 atk/+3 def/15 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk}
-ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptors (+3 atk/+4 def/32 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot N - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot O - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot P - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot Q - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot R - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot S - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
