Bious makes me sad. :c
Welp.
.0000000000000001 seconds ago, at Catacrom Four.
Synonym: "My condolences for your fallen comrades. I’ve taken the liberty of delivering their weapons back to you. Here’s 3rdSTRikeLOVE’s Scorpion Flail for Skizzz, jasonC’s Hunter Mine Launcher for Aidebit and Vynce’s (?) Versa-Wrench for ForgeDigger.
ForgeDigger: "Thank you for your compassion, Synonym."
Skizzz: "We really appreciate you giving these to us right now instead of a couple of minutes earlier."
Aidebit: "You are an honourable man, Synonym."
DukeC: "In return, I’d like to give you my Holoshield Launcher, Synonym.
Actions are locked.
How the hell did Synonym have 3 weapons?
So much for that plan LOL.
30 minutes ago, at The Chief’s house.
Holovision: "And I’m gonna get right up in that snatch, eh?"
The Chief: "What fucking garbage are you idiots watching?"
Cyntalan: "Pokitaru Shore."
The Chief: "Change the fucking channel, would you? Just hearing this in the background is making me lose more brain cells than listening to Miley Cyrax."
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "lol pop-culture references."
Combo_Knight: "Well we can either keep watching this or turn the Holovision off until Dreadzone starts."
Hecatom: "I vote we keep watching this."
The Chief: "Well it’s my suite, so I vote that I can do what I want with my Holovision."
click
Hecatom: "Awww, now you’ve turned it off."
Bious: "He didn’t turn it off. The screen’s just black because he changed it to the SWBeta channel."
The Chief: “Oooooh, it’s a documentary.”
29 minutes later.
Cyntalan: "That really was insightful."
Combo_Knight: "So SWBeta is rarely seen because he keeps getting hunted by civilians and members of the Mafia."
The Chief: “Speaking of the hunted, it’s time for Dreadzone.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
Dallas: "And for those that are just joining us, Synonym just activated a Protocol 617V.83 of his own, leaving Aidebit, ForgeDigger and Skizzz holding Synonym’s old hand-me downs."
Juanita: "Aidebit’s, ForgeDigger’s and Skizzz’s misfortune has been brought to you by RadicalFuzz and Vynce (?).
Dallas: "But how will it affect their performance today, Jjjjuanita? They don’t have any time to change their strategies!"
Juanita: "Well it won’t affect DukeC’s strategy of activating Protocol 617V.83 on Synonym and scavenging AKI’s Magma Cannon!"
Dallas: "Awww, but who will be our Paranoid Player of the Phase?"
Juanita: "There’s no room for paranoia any more, Dallas. This is the final six!"
Dallas: "Sure there is, Juanita. Hey, maybe if Aidebit, ForgeDigger and Skizzz had been more paranoid, they would’ve been prepared for Protocol 617V.83."
Juanita: "And it looks like ForgeDigger’s going to be the first to face those consequences. Without her Dual Raptors, she can do some damage to Synonym, but it’s not going to be enough to stop Missing Person."
ForgeDigger: "Please, your omnipotence. Have mercy!"
Missing Person: "No mercy for starfishes."
Dallas: "And that fatal blow takes the out-of-place aquatic creature out of the tournament!"
Juanita: "Frankly Dallas, I’m surprised that a creature that moves that slowly and eats with its stomach inside-out lasted that long."
Dallas: "Well Juanita, the ability to regenerate a limb is definitely a useful one here on Dreadzone. And for our viewers at home, on behalf of Missing Person, we’d like to correct him by saying that the more correct name for ForgeDigger’s species is a sea star."
Juanita: "Alright Dallas, that’s enough reading from the Grummelpedia page."
Dallas: "Okay, you caught me. Let’s get back to the action! Will Aidebit be able to finish Synonym off?"
Synonym: "Nah mate."
Dallas: "And there’s your answer folks. Grabbing DarkGeneral’s Dual Raptors was enough to survive the onslaught that he nullified by activating Protocol 617V.83. Mostly unnecessary but still entertaining!"
Juanita: "Much like Skizzz attacking Missing Person with the wrong Flail."
Skizzz: "Missing Person, you have been discharged from the Q-Force for not being Qwarktastic enough."
Missing Person: "You shouldn’t have done that. You’ve walked right in front of my traps."
Skizzz: "I don’t see any cross-dressers here."
Missing Person: "April! May! Let Turretius guide you and strike down Skizzz!"
Skizzz: "You named the turrets after your one-night stand? What are you, a fa-"
Dallas: "And April cuts Skizzz down, conveniently before he can finish his sentence!"
Juanita: "I have a feeling that the galaxy isn’t going to miss that pathetic excuse for a superhero, Captain Qwark."
Dallas: "May on the other hand is doing its best to try and cut down as many Zombie Robots as it can before they reach Missing Person."
Missing Person: "OH SHIT. I thought they were the sexbots I ordered!"
Juanita: "No they’re not, Missing Person. But they are your murderers. One of Exodus.’ old Mini-Turrets manages to take out a Zombie Robot, but it can’t shoot everywhere at once, leaving him vulnerable to 2 more, while the other one has sea star sushi for lunch."
Missing Person: "STOP. I COMMAND YOU TO STOP! WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN TO ME? WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO ME?"
Dallas: “Oh my god will you shut up and die already!”
…
Dallas: "That’s better! Well Juanita, that leaves us with our final 3 contestants. What do you think of our 3 best contestants?"
Juanita: "Meh, I’ve seen better. These guys haven’t even taken on any of our Exterminators, and a couple of them have even DIED to our weakest warriors!"
Dallas: “Well we’ll see if they can prove themselves tomorrow on the next episode of Dreadzone!”
Present time, at The Chief’s suite.
Cyntalan: "So, Aidebit, DukeC and Synonym, huh?"
The Chief: "Not who I would’ve called for the final 3."
Bious: "Goddammit! All of them have been doing boring shit this whole game. They’d better put on a show tomorrow night."
Combo_Knight: "Well of course they’re going to put on a show tomorrow night. They’re not going to cancel it right at the finals."
Bious: “You literal bastard.”
Actions
Aidebit - Attack: Synonym
DukeC - Scavenge: AKI’s Magma Cannon
ForgeDigger - Attack: Synonym/Synonym
Missing Person - Attack: ForgeDigger
Skizzz - Attack: Missing Person
Synonym - Scavenge: DarkGeneral’s Dual Raptors
Zombie Robot K - Attack: Missing Person
Zombie Robot M - Attack: ForgeDigger
Zombie Robot N - Attack: Missing Person
Zombie Robot O - Attack: Missing Person
Exodus.’ Mini Turret (2 turns) - Attack: Zombie Robot K
Exodus.’ Mini Turret (1 turn) - Attack: Skizzz
Results
Zombie Robot K dies.
ForgeDigger dies.
**ForgeDigger’s Ability:
3-Infernox: You are immune to the effects of all Omega Mods.**
Missing Person dies.
**Missing Person’s Ability:
9-Zoni: You can Scavenge at any point of any phase. This does not use up your daily action. Three uses only. Submit regular Scavenges as ‘Scavenge: X’ and Ability Scavenges as ‘Use Ability on X’.**
Skizzz dies.
**Skizzz’s Ability:
19-Decoy Glove: At the cost of 1 Gold Bolt, you can send a fake ‘Message from the Sponsors’ to any Player. For 5 Gold Bolts, you may send an item with 0 atk/0 def disguised as any weapon/item of your choosing. You may also choose the Advertisement that appears publicly in the thread, if any.**
Missing Person gains 10 XP for killing ForgeDigger.
Skizzz gains 10 XP for killing Missing Person.
Exodus. gains 10 XP for killing Skizzz.
Exodus. gains 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot K.
Exodus.’ Mini Turret Launcher upgrades to the Quasar Turret Launcher.
Players
Vynce (?): Phase 7
DukeC: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
Missing Person: Phase 8
infrequent lurker: Phase 4
Augustus: Phase 4
Skizzz: Phase 8
DarkGeneral: Phase 7
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Phase 8
Aidebit: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/10 XP)
Pimp Willy: Phase 4
Synonym: Dual Raptors (+8 atk/+6 def/22 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk/+1 atk/+1 atk/+1 -atk/+1 atk/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def. Freeze Mod.}
RadicalFuzz: Phase 7
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Phase 6
Blindknagg: Phase 4
jasonC: Phase 5
Exodus.: Phase 7
Sumazndude: Phase 3
AKI: Phase 5
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Phase 3
Pertho: Phase 5
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (2 Available)
-Scorpion Flail (1 Available)
-Versa-Wrench Multicore (1 Available)
-Augustus’ B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/10 XP)
-Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
-3rdSTRikeLOVE’s B6-Obliterator (+3 atk/+2 def/20 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk}
-The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def/0 XP)
-DarkGeneral’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/12 XP)
-Exodus.’ Quasar Turret Launcher (+5 atk/+1 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
-Merc’s Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/20 XP)
-Green’s Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/3 XP)
-Missing Person’s Vulcan Cannon (+5 atk/+3 def/15 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk}
-Skizzz’s Leviathan Flail (+8 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
-ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptors (+3 atk/+4 def/32 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot M - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot N - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot O - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot P - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot Q - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Top 3 
Shoulda gave me all your GoldBolts before you guys died :sad:
How much defense Synonym got left? 2?
Ah well, at least I’m top three.
So…this is gonna end in a Zombie Bot win like I said 
Syn can kill us before the zombies get to him.
Or can he?
I never thought being honest would get me this far.
Who knew 
I’ve got 2 bolts left. I also have a really handy homoshield.
I’ve got 2 bolts left. I also have a really handy homoshield.
My apologies.
So, uh final three? How the help did I make it this far when I’ve barely been playing? I’m not sure whether it means I’m sit at this when I try our that everyone took it easy on me then had it bite them in the ass.
0.0000000090001 whatever seconds ago, at Catacrom Four.
Synonym: "Gee these Dual Raptors sure are bloody beauts."
Dallas: "Congratulations, Synonym! You’ve won the Sponsors Rapist of the Month Award!"
Synonym: "Fucken’ strewth? What do I get?"
Juanita: "The Sponsors have gifted you with this EMP Grenade!"
Synonym: "EMP Grenade? OH BLIMEY!"
Dallas: "Oh, we probably should’ve mentioned that you should keep that away from weapons. Tough… BREAK for your Dual Raptors!"
Dallas and Juanita: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Aidebit: "Don’t worry, Synonym. I’ve still got that Hunter Mine Launcher that you gave me as a spare weapon."
Synonym: "Cheers, mate. I didn’t want those shitty Dual Raptors anyway."
Aidebit: "Are… are you crying?"
Synonym: “NO. Space Australians don’t cry. I’ve just got some space dust in my eye.”
Actions are locked.
From the LOL, I’m guessing that was Bious?
Good thing I was done with that gun anyway B)