SRK Arena III - Finale: Au

Wow, there are only five people left without alpha mods. /salt

*Yup. I totally didn’t do enough reading about how this game works or else I would have had some gold by now. *

HOLY CRAP AN AVATAR

@Aidebit‌

After all this time you finally got an avatar. It’s actually really weird, I don’t know if I like it.

It’s meant to make people feel uncomfortable. It’s intentionally jarring.

Those words are made more profound by the presence of an avatar.

I mean, Hazama’s a pretty creepy guy at times, but aside from insulting you eight ways to Sunday he’s not too bad.

That zombie count is hilarious. I’m not even going to be mad if I get bit and die.

Get it? NPC lel

@Synonym‌ Honestly, I didn’t think you’d mind. I reasoned you regarded this game as a distraction but were too classy to drop out.

@"Missing Person"‌ I read your last gasp. I decided I was going to ignore it when you called me guilty on it. You’d do the same.

Well, I’m certainly not giving this game my full attention. I seriously saw that I had a flail like 5 mins before the write-up. I’m genuinely happy to continue farming gold for a few more phases.

I also wanted to hang out with you in the losers lounge, admittedly. I’m almost done here. My endgame was killing Gam3r.

Somebody else is getting lethally shot this round. Who doesn’t want it?

I wasn’t really mad but nah dawg I’m not giving you bolts.

May I beseech you to spare me one, just one bolt?

Hey you guys from Texas. Just wondering if I’ve actually met any of your before…I went to a local game store tournament in Plano about a year ago. Then I was at a local meet-up session in San Antonio one night at some pool hall. And I know one guy in South Texas (Kingsville). I know FGC is big, but it’s really not. Oh and I played 3rd strike with some guy at the arcade in Austin on a Friday night over a year ago- arcade ufo, was it?

12 hours ago, at Catacrom Four.

Exodus.: "Are you the caretaker of that poor, disabled child?"
ForgeDigger: "Huh? You mean RadicalFuzz? I guess you could say that I take care of him…"
Exodus.: "You poor, unfortunate soul. Here, take these 2 Gold Bolts to help you with your special guy."
ForgeDigger: “Uhhh, thanks.”

I’ve never gone to Plano or Austin for FGs. I went to San Antonio once I wanna say last March for a tournament. Marvel, SF4, KOF13, sound familiar?

Forge & SAD don’t play fighting games, they joined for the Mafier.

on srk and don’t play FGs?! Blasphemy!

and San Antonio - nah I was just there for a week in October or so

I’ve tried to show them the way, but alas. Most I could get was Forge & I “high-fiving” as Akuma in 3S.

Also, I doubt I should be in any Loser’s Lounges at all right now should I die in here.

I do not want there to be any probability of me getting thrown out of the game on a technicality. I won’t be coached, I trust you, and I trust me, but I doubt the players in the GoC will.

10 hours ago, at Catacrom Four

ForgeDigger: "Hey, wait!"
Exodus.: "Huh?"
ForgeDigger: "Have you heard the good word about our lord and saviour, Tourettes?"
Exodus.: "Oh god, I donated to a religion."
ForgeDigger: "Here’s a starter pack with all the information you’ll need about our organisation. Also included is a Mini-Turret Launcher."
Exodus.: “OH FUCK. IT’S A CULT.”