Not sure if he went through with that or not
**
I don’t like the sound of your tone. lol.
Give me all your GoldBolts Synonym :mad:
No talking about the Mafia game guys.
That better Fuzz?
Yes. Sankyuu :3
Surprise ending: Synonym wins because he decked the fuck out of his flail.
Pimp my flail?
30 minutes ago, at The Chief’s suite.
Hecatom: "Goddamn, these ads are FUCKING ANNOYING."
Cyntalan: "Tell me about it. I can’t believe they’re already selling Zombie Robot action figures.
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "Zombies only, no Omega Mods, Catacrom Four, Final Destination."
Combo_Knight: "Why do they think we’re going to sponsor anyone still in pools?"
The Chief: "I dunno, a couple of them have already impressed me. I might be willing to throw in a couple of Coins to change the game."
Bious: “Pfft. Only suckers buy DLC.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
Dallas: "We are coming to you live from Catacrom Four for the third phase running. Tell me, Juanita, how long do contestants usually spend on the first planet?"
Juanita: "I dunno, a couple of hours, maximum?"
Dallas: "That’s what I thought, Juanita. I wonder if they’re still here because they want to be or if they just plain stink!"
Juanita: "HURRY UP AND GET TO THE NEXT PLANET!"
Dallas: "I for one, have taken a liking to the Zombie Robots. And if you at home have too, you can order your very own Zombie Robot Action Figures for only 2 coins each!"
Juanita: "That’s right, Dallas. And don’t forget that viewers can sponsor any of our contestants today to help them get an advantage."
Dallas: "Or not."
Dallas and Juanita: "AHAHAHAHAHA"
Juanita: "Speaking of our contestants, let’s check in with them. Who’s on the Gold Bolt hunt today?"
Dallas: "Today we have Aidebit, Blindknagg, Exodus. and Synonym searching for those golden nuggets, but it looks like the only golden nuggets Aidebit is finding today will be up his nose. Blindknagg, Exodus. and Synonym on the other hand are all walking away with 3 Gold Bolts.
Juanita: "Good for them, Dallas. And now it’s time for our Paranoid Player of the Phase!"
Dallas: "That’s right, Jjjjjuanita. Today’s winner is DukeC, firing a Holoshield despite being a solid 50 metres away from everyone else!"
Juanita: "And on the other side of the spectrum, we have 3rdSTRikeLOVE, managing to defend himself from attacks from infrequent lurker, Pimp Willy’s newly-placed turret and one of our Zombie Robots!"
Dallas: "Well done to him, Juanita. Let’s see if the rest of our contestants fare as well as 3rdSTRikeLOVE."
Juanita: "Will Vynce (?) survive the attacks directed at him? Let’s watch."
Vynce (?): "Shit, it’s AKI and Missing Person. RadicalFuzz, I need your help!"
RadicalFuzz: "i tHiNk i bRoKe tHeM, vYnCe."
Vynce (?): "Goddammit. At least come and defend me then!"
RadicalFuzz: "bUt tHaT vAmPiRe iS gOnNa hUrT fOrGeDiGgEr! i’M gOnNa hElP hEr."
ForgeDigger: "No, it’s okay RadicalFuzz, I can handle it. You should go help Vynce."
ka-tonk
RadicalFuzz: D:
Vynce: "I ALMOST DIED, YOU DICK. I’m going to go and take out my anger on that foreigner. Activate Protocol 617V8.3"
Synonym: "Well it’s a bit rough around the edges, but that should do the job."
Vynce: "HEY! I DON’T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE DIFFERENT."
Synonym: "You call that a wrench? THIS… is a wrench."
Vynce: "That’s not a wrench, that’s a flail."
Synonym: "Alright, alright, you win. Heh, I see you’ve played wrenchy-flaily before."
Blindknagg: "THY LORD DOTH DECREE THAT RADICALFUZZ SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF LORD TOURETTES, MOTHERFUCKERS."
DarkGeneral: "My Raptor doth decree that you should shut the fuck up."
Dallas: "And Blindknagg goes down! Where is DarkGeneral’s second shot going?"
Pimp Willy: "Hah. So this is how it feels on the other side."
Juanita: "It’s going straight to our highlight reel as it hits Pimp Willy, helping Augustus and Pertho take him down!"
Pertho: "Heads up, ForgeDigger!"
ForgeDigger: "Pimp Willy’s Mini-Turret Launcher? Hold on, let me deal with this problem first. Skizzz, jasonC, you ready?"
jasonC: "Ready."
Skizzz: "FIRE!"
Augustus: "Uuunnnnngggghhh… but I’m… too… awesome… to… die."
Dallas: "And that marks the third kill today as Augustus takes a three-pronged attack!"
DarkGeneral: "Be careful, Skizzz and AKI."
Skizzz: "OW."
AKI: "YOU DICK."
Juanita: "And let’s check in with the remaining Zombie Robots."
Dallas: "Looks like they’re providing Aidebit and Exodus. with a bit of trouble."
Juanita: "Well they’re not bothering Blindknagg. You have to be alive to be bothered."
Dallas: "Hmmm. Wonder where that last Zombie Robot is headed, Juanita."
infrequent lurker: "Do Robot Zombies even eat brains? …AHHHHH. OH GOD. THEY DO. AND THAT’S NOT ALL THEY EAT."
Juanita: "Oh, it looks like he’s dragging infrequent lurker out of the bushes. Well… half of him anyway."
Dallas: “And with that gruesome death, we’re out of time! Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Dreadzone!”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
Cyntalan: "4 deaths? Awesome."
The Chief: "Indeed. We’re really starting to see the true stars of Dreadzone."
Combo_Knight: “Dreadzone? I fell asleep halfway through. I thought we were watching The Walking Virus.”
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Defend
Aidebit - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
AKI - Attack: Vynce
Augustus - Attack: Pimp Willy
Blindknagg - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
DarkGeneral - Attack: Blindknagg/Pimp Willy
DukeC - Shield: DukeC
Exodus. - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
ForgeDigger - Attack: Augustus/Augustus
infrequent lurker - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
jasonC - Attack: Augustus
Missing Person - Attack: Vynce
Pertho - Attack: Pimp Willy
Pimp Willy - Attack
RadicalFuzz - Defend: ForgeDigger
Merc - Attack: Augustus
Green - Shield: Vynce
Skizzz - Attack: Augustus
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Vynce (?) - Attack: Synonym
BK Turret (1 turn) - Attack: RadicalFuzz
PW Turret (3 turns) - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
Zombie Robot A - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
Zombie Robot C - Attack: ForgeDigger
Zombie Robot D - Attack: infrequent lurker
Zombie Robot E - Attack: Blindknagg
Zombie Robot F - Attack: Aidebit
Zombie Robot G - Attack: Exodus.
Dual Raptor Shot 1 - Attack: Skizzz
Dual Raptor Shot 2 - Attack: AKI
Results
Aidebit receives 0 Gold Bolts.
Blindknagg receives 3 Gold Bolts.
Exodus. receives 3 Gold Bolts.
Synonym receives 3 Gold Bolts.
Merc and Green were disabled for this turn.
Augustus dies.
**Augustus’ Ability:
5-Carbonox: Your armour upgrades after kills. Killing 1 Player or 3 NPC’s increases it by +1/+1. Your armour cannot be equipped by anyone else.**
Blindknagg dies.
**Blindknagg’s Ability:
22-Megacorp:You start the game with Nanobots, which give you 2 Abilities:
Nanobots bring you back to life once, automatically activated on death. Once Nanobots have revived you from death, they can no longer be used to revive other players.
Nanobots can be used on dead players at any time during a phase to extend their life until the end of that phase (unlimited use on other players, once per player). Revived players are equipped with the loadout they died with. The revival is mentioned in the thread, the Player will be PM’d informing them of their revival and this Ability does not count towards your daily action.
**
infrequent lurker dies.
**infrequent lurker’s Ability:
16-Mafia: Along with your regular action, you can Enforce a player and their Ability will be nullified for that phase. Enforces won’t be shown in the public list of actions.**
Pimp Willy dies.
**Pimp Willy’s Ability:
11-Nefarious: You earn double XP from all Players and NPC’s you Attack.**
ForgeDigger, jasonC and Skizzz earn 10 XP each for killing Augustus.
ForgeDigger upgrades to the Dual Raptors.
Augustus, DarkGeneral and Pertho earn 10 XP each for killing Pimp Willy.
Pertho gives ForgeDigger Pimp Willy’s Mini-Turret Launcher.
DarkGeneral earns 10 XP for killing Blindknagg.
Players
Vynce (?): Versa-Wrench Multicore (+3 atk/+3 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
DukeC: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/1 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
Missing Person: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/20 XP), Nanobots
infrequent lurker: Phase 4
Augustus: Phase 4
Skizzz: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
DarkGeneral: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def/22 XP), Database
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Mini-Turret Launcher (+2 atk/+1 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
Aidebit: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Pimp Willy: Phase 4
Synonym: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/+2 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def}
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Merc: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/10 XP)
Green: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/0 XP)
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0 XP)
Blindknagg: Phase 4
jasonC: Hunter Mine Launcher (+1 atk/+5 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
Exodus.:
Sumazndude: Phase 3
AKI: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Phase 3
Pertho: B6-Obliterator (+3 atk/+2 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk}
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (2 Available)
-Augustus’ B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/10 XP)
-Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot A - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot C - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot D - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot E - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot F - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot G - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot H - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot I - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
If 1 or more Zombie Robots remain at the end of the turn, 2 more will spawn.
Actions are due at 12:00pm AEST
OH COME ON
Vynce, not cool man.
*Dear Blindknagg,
Your god is dead.
Sincerely, DeicideGeneral*
WHAT ARE YOU SHIELDING VYNCE FOR??? :mad:
Welp.
I’m so sorry Exodus. Could you find it in your heart to forgive me and spare me some GoldBolts?
Also, we’re going to have 8 total zombies to deal with now >.<
Okay, I’m going to kill Zombie Robot C. No deception, you have my word.
if someone snipes me I swear to god
Good one. I’m sure everyone bought it. c:
And as we say in this community:
Yo FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Stay bitch ass, Pimp Willy, Stay Bitch Ass.
Oh yeah 3sl you are safe from me this game.
Thanks to your generous donation to Goldman and synonym we have been able to report record gains this quarter.
*Dear Infrequent Lurker,
I’m glad you’re dead.
Sincerely, RadicalFuzz*