You know what? I’m actually impressed that you managed to start your own religion in an Arena game.
I don’t get it. Do we have to offer you a sacrifice or something? Do we have to subscribe to Turrets Monthly?
I was hoping the answer would be “the truffle shuffle”.
ForgeDigger, Lurker, RadicalFuzz, and AKI just moved up to confirmed alliance in my conspiracy table
I also have reason to believe Pertho is hanging out there too
I have rawkets. Rawkets and turetz have been allies since the great Rawket Turetz Stand of '84. Can we agree, Mr. Knagg, not to break this long-standing truce unless provoked? I shall spread the word of Turreticism to the plebian masses and in return for being a loyal follower you shall spare me from Turretgedon?
All that’s required is to pray to the turret Lord once per day in the direction of your closest mechanic. You’re also required to burn one bottle of oil each Sunday in memory of all turrets that have been sapped/dismantled over the centuries and, if available, sacrifice one spy on turret-mas eve.
Whoever picks up the other holy weapon turretibur gets the honor of becoming the grand master of the Holy order of turrets, the Turris Templaris.
You see, I looked at the list of characters involved in the Dreadzone in Deadlocked, and from what I can remember, none of them created a religion based around turrets.
But yeah, the NPCs are a legitimate concern. They’ll kill anyone if the RNG decides to be a jerk. We need to take out at least two today.
All the same alliance? I haven’t even contacted Pertho or Lurker, directly or otherwise. AKI, meh, we’re using each other until it suits one of us to change that and we’re both aware of it. Forge is one of the people I want to bring into endgame.
Need anything else?
This look familiar to you
Well, lookie what we have here. That’s a particularly devilish ability indeed. Explains why you’re so obsessed with figuring out where everyone’s alliances are. I’m afraid you’ve told me more about you than you’ve learned by posting that however, so I’m going to thank you for the information and leave.
I welcome you into my fold with open arms and if the Lord wills it then you too shall be spared. Those weak in the faith will suffer the same fate as Oz.
Like I said earlier. With my no defenses I’m dead anyway, and nothing I can scavenge this phase will protect me from it. I’m just throwing out everything I have before I get an extra hole in my head
Oh, I get it. I always liked turrets (they killed me various times in my childhood when I was playing Ratchet and Clank, though). Sign me up, I suppose. I have a wrench, just like Fuzz, except mine is better. don’t question it it just is okay
Wrenches are wonderful relics that can maintain our turrets! Your offer is gladly accepted.
~He picked up a wrench to fix the turret~
~I don’t know why he fixed the turret~
~Perhaps he’ll GET SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH THREE SOLID POUNDS OF RAWKET~
You take that back right now.
SALT
SALT
SALT
LET IT FLOW BITCHES.
I HOPE YOU CAN READ THESE VERY HARD WORDS I WRITE.
Did you get lynched day one or something? I can’t check the site at the moment…
What, in the Game of Champions？
Roles haven’t even gone out yet.
Wait, so why are you salty? Because DC revealed your ability?
BECAUSE NO ONE READS FUCKING LAST GASPS!
Yes, still.
Only if he attacks me in here.