Suck me off, it’s done. Spoiler alert: You got kicked in the nuts again. I also updated the other write-up where you didn’t get hit in the nuts.
Aidebit. I know what your ability is. You’re the only person who can hit MP.
How bad could it get? If no one attacks Augustus this phase he has the potential to kill 3 people. He’d be at 7/7 by phase 4. If no one attacked him again he’d be at 10/10 Phase 5 and he pretty much wins at this point. HE CAN WIN IN TWO PHASES. THAT’S HOW BAD THIS SHIT IS.
You’re all simple minded fools interfering with the great Turretius plans! Had you just let me live and spread the word of my great lord I would have been able to bestow his magnificent blessings upon you!
But now by striking down his prophet! Me! His voice in the flesh you have brought his wrath upon thee heathens! His blessings are mine alone to reap now! The turretgeddon is coming and I will take my rightful place as his champion among the four turretmen!
The sky will darken out by infinite bullets and the earth shall be set ablaze by our flame turrets!
Spoiler
No hard feelings pimp 
BK isn’t lying by the way.
Congratulations, DukeC. You’ve forced me to finally post. You’re no fun.
What will be fun though is the four +4 shots going around this phase.
I should have joined you with the turret cult, but alas, I got greedy. Have mercy m’lord
UGH.
@infrequent lurker?. I edited you out earlier, but the situation is critical. You can enforce this fucker. Do it now, while people still have a hope of living some of Augustus’s attacks instead of waiting until the NPC situation gets too big and attacking him becomes a suicide mission of making sure he doesn’t win because the NPC’s (which will be 7 after this phase) will attack you.
Pray to the Lord and he shall show mercy.
Should have rc’d earlier but never thought I’d be targeted day 1 without a weapon that makes me a direct threat.
Revealing his ability to everyone isn’t very nice. You could’ve just pm’d him, you know.
Want me to kill him for you, infrequent lurker?
18 hours ago, at Catacrom Four.
DukeC: "Happy birthday, Skizzz!"
Skizzz: "…It’s not my birthday. It’s orochizoolander’s. And he’s dead."
DukeC: "Oh, then who am I going to give this 2 Gold Bolt present to?"
Skizzz: “Now I remember, it is my birthday!”
Then there was every chance he could ignore it. I think the situation is that dire right now.
Of course, offering to kill me without providing him sufficient insurance doesn’t say much, considering you can attack 4 people this phase. You never know what the RNG might decide.
SAD = Silent As the Dead
Now, let’s see.
Who else ignored my last gasp?
I did~
Yeah, but you’re mafia. You’re supposed to ignore LGs that incriminate your breathren.
That grants you a temporary free pass, to be revoked at the opportune time.
Or when you give me a contract signing your allegiance to me, written in blood and semen, whichever happens first.
MP, I swear to god if I get merc’ed in this superstars game and you don’t follow my instructions to the letter I’m going to make WWII look like a minor disagreement.
No LG’s mean that I’m going to be posting all of my data in-thread.
Just be on your A-Game.
That’s all I’m asking.
If you start smoking whatever the civs were smoking in the DBZ game, 9/11 won’t be able to be too soon’d anymore.
That’s why It’s listed as PARTIALLY confirmed. It can still go either way. But it’s mostly because Fuzz claimed to have worked with Pimp, and I heard that you were working with Fuzz, so it’s a guilt by association kinda thing
And it sounds like Augustus is dying this phase.
By the Alpha, what dance am I doing on the battlefield? I am curious
It’s not too late to join my cult organized religion before the day of turretment is here. Today there’s even a 50% gold bolts discount on salvation letters that clears you of all sins!
On another note perhaps we should decide on whether we should clear this planet now or wait one more day? Would love to spread my religion to see one more planet before the game ends.
The Dance of the Imaginary Bullet Evasion.