Spider-Man, The Amazing Thread

Oh snap not just Spider-Girl in Spider-Man Family as she deals with Gwen Reilly, WHOA… but Spider-Ham will have a daughter too! :lovin: Let’s see if they remember Mary Jane Water Buffalo, which would make their daughter half spider who was mutated into a pig and half Water Buffalo. :looney: May solicit -

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN FAMILY #6
Written by BRIAN REED, TOM DEFALCO & PAUL TOBIN
Penciled by RON FRENZ, SHAWN MOLL & MORE!
Cover by PAULO SIQUEIRAI
Get ready to crank the action up to TWELVE as the All-New All-Monthly Amazing Spider-Man Family returns with more web-spinning wonders from the many corners of the life of Peter Benjamin Parker!
First up, she?s gone but not forgotten as we take a look back at one of the first days on the job for JACKPOT! Then, in the on-going adventures of SPIDER-GIRL, Mayday and the family Parker deal with the repercussions of GWEN REILLY! Next, in THE PRIVATE LIFE OF PETER PARKER, trapped in an elevator on his way to a job interview, Peter Parker must show some children in need what it?s like to be a true hero. And finally, check out the second installment of the future of pork-based super heroics with SWINEY GIRL ? Daughter of PETER-PORKER, THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-HAM!
It?s more action than you can shake a Quesada at, all for half the amount of an assistant editor?s weekly paycheck!
64 PGS./All-New/Rated A …$4.99

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Spider-Man Family #4 was SOOOO GOOD! :lovin:

There was a BND story like always, but it was an Untold Story, by J.M. DeMatteis! :clapdos: He told the story of when Peter Parker first found out that Harry Osborn was alive, which was fitting because he was the one who killed him off in the first place heh! He referenced lots of older stories and told some untold stories of course lol! Mainly of when Peter Parker first met Harry in college, nothing that contradicts Lee/Ditko/Romita Sr. but just more info. You won’t get the full story of Harry’s ressurection here since Slott’s 2 part Molten Man arc fills in the rest of the blank spots, but enough to get you by.

The most interesting thing was when Harry told Spider-Man he ‘died’ three years ago. DeMatteis shows that he’s a really competent writer by picking that number, or it was blind luck, I dunno. :smile: To shed some light on this, Harry died just before Maximum Carnage. So naturally we do have to cram a lot of storylines in 3 years but that’s how HYPER-TIME works. :looney: Still, if you go by the years laid out in the books - http://www.spideykicksbutt.com/SpiderMan101/SpiderMan101Part6.html - Spider-Man was about 27 at the end of the Clone Saga. If we say Harry’s death, Max Carnage, fake parents saga and the Clone Saga happened in the same year (Clone Saga can’t last long really due to MJ’s pregnancy) then 3 years later that puts Spider-Man at 30 where most fans put Spidey anyway! :party:

Could be simpler than all of that and stuff. Harry’s son little Normie was not shown to have aged much, more than 3 years would be hard to swallow. Course child guest stars never age. Artie, Leech, and it seems like no one can decide if the Lizard’s son Billy Connors is a teenager now (um, he should be at least) or if he is the same exact freaking age he was during the Lee/Ditko days. Don’t get me started on never aging Franklin Richards… :clown:

Marvel does like to say that Spider-Man’s 25-26, the problem with that is that it contradicts a lot of numbers given in books and he did 4 years of college which would age him to be 21. You wind up cramming a heck of a lot more into 4/5 years. Me I say he’s 30 heh! Still younger than me though… :sad:

STFU NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF YOU CONTINUITY PORNOGRAPHER ROFL! Okay moving along… :sweat:

Mr. And Mrs. Spider-Man actually had a BND character show up, WHOA…

Mr. And Mrs.

Spoiler

Carlie Cooper showed up at the end, working at a Police Station. Granted, I do not like Carlie AKA fake Gwen and Debra Whitman combined but at the end she gives Peter Parker a business card after seeing him in his scientist gear (he works at ESU college) telling him to call the department. Seems like she is leading him on the path to become the Forensic Cop he becomes in Spider-Girl. Hey nice use of hindsight there DeFalco! :tup:

Amazing Spider-Ma’am where Aunt May has Spider powers, just like last time around I can take it or leave it… Please lose this to give upcoming Spider-Girl more pages lol! :rofl:

Spider-Ham started in the book, well it was really Swiney-Girl as in his daughter and stuff. Written by DeFalco again! All past Spider-Ham continuity was ignored lol, Peter Porker got his powers a different way and his wife ain’t a Water Buffalo, she’s Mary Crane Watsow… :looney: DeFalco’s really good with Spidey’s comic book history - I mean he has written two books on the subject - but I guess no one is hardcore enough to follow Spider-Ham history, crap! :rofl: Well, Green Goblin was Green Gobler and Spider-Ham used to have the Hobgobler, I’ll take it! :tup: Anyway it was a comedic retelling of Spider-Girl’s first appearance in the What If issue. Very funny but I did not like the artwork. Instead of the characters looking cute they just looked scary oooh…

The reprint this time was a Lee/Gil Kane story involving Harry’s drug addiction and Norman becomming the Green Goblin again. Fun!

Best Spidey book on the stands right now and it will only get better. SPIDER-GIRL NEXT TIME! :clapdos:

So ASM Family is gonna be monthly now? Man, I only wish I could afford stuff. ASMF has been a nice anthology book.

As for MJ not appearing in BND, I was under the impression Marvel just liked crapping on the poor girl.

Sano I don’t like Carlie either. Or Lily for that matter. They just come off as bland knock offs of past characters we’ve seen before.

Sano, had I known you were going to comic con, I had sent you and BunnyHead a brick to throw at Quesada.

I know the first con he did after OMD he let people take their chances and try to dunk him in a tank of water. Wish we were that lucky. :lol:

Spider-Man 2099 interview with PAD! Part 1 of 3. The first TPB comes out in April! :clapdos:

X-Men / Spider-Man wrapped and the last issue WAS NOT a BND story. :clapdos: It took place sometime after House of M and before Civil War for Spidey. For the X-Men, Kitty Pride was still there and they were still in the X-Mansion in NY. So after House of M but before Messiah Complex for the X-Men. Oh and before Kitty’s fate in Astonishing lol! :tup:

Fun story and great artwork too. Mario Alberti was a pretty good mimic at imitating the art styles from the 60s, 80s, 90s and today. He also draws a great Spidey. Christos Gage carefully inserted these untold tales between issues and didn’t contradict much. The ending was really different yet satisfying. It was so cool seeing Ben Reilly in issue #3!

The next 2 parts of the Spider-Man 2099 PAD interview. :tup:

Evan Rachel Wood talks about playing Mary Jane in the Spider-Man Musical. Yes that is still happening and yes I suppose I have to go see it lol!

:wonder: So does that mean my 50 (or 25?) 1st prints of SPM-2099 are going to go up :lol: or down :bluu: in value?

at least there is hope for a growing fan base right?

Actually found it on a thread on Newsarama but damn this has some hilariously old school Japanese shit in it.

Watch Japanese Spider-Man on Marvel.com

I was aware of it before but never got to see a complete episode until now.

Comics that came out in our lifetime going up in value? You got jokes. :lol: Seriously, who knows. Nowadays you kind of have to wait for a Spider-Man 2099 movie to come out for it to be worth some bucks for a short period of time…

There is a ‘new’ 2099 universe Marvel is doing that will retcon the older one, by default Spider-Man 2099 will gain more fans. It’s the only 2099 book that anyone cares about really.

I find it hilarious that in the new Spidey 2099 book they are going to make him younger. Maybe Spidey 2099 2.0 will be frozen in High School forever. Must not let any version of Spider-Man age, heaven forbid… :confused:

Thanks! I can’t wait to see that vid when I have some free time. Japanese Spidey blasting fools ha ha ha! :rofl:

Well I just got to Gwen’s death in the Essentials. That happens pretty early in the series, I thought it wasn’t until much later.

Hey don’t forget Doom 2099. That was a pretty good read until it was sabotaged from the inside out

I am hoping that along with Spidey 2099, which they shouldn’t mess up as long as they stick close to what PAD did, they revamp some of the better ideas of the line. Which really aside from Doom, the whole line had issues but potential in designs or concepts.

Just started watching Japanese Spidey. Shit is so hilarious. Why the hell is his robot named Leopaldon, lol.

Yeah sentai Spider-Man lol! Marvel.com has the second episode up now. When I heard Leopaldan, I was like what the hell does the final boss of Guilty Gear Isuka have to do with anything? :looney: Still better than the old American Spider-Man TV show. :lol:

The last issue of Spider-Girl comes out this week. This storyline has been epic so it should go out with a bang! :tup:

Oh good. I wasn’t the only one to immediately think Guilty Gear.

Spider-Girl series to continue as an online comic.

Mixed feelings about that, but it is pretty cool that they put a lot of the old Spider-Girl back issues up there for free. :smile:

DeFalco interview regarding Spider-Girl and her going digital. :cybot:

Sounds like a good idea in the long run, I just hope they eventually do release trades though.