This is old news to people who actually studied biology.
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hahaa, ok dude
freaking Schreiber
Amazing!
Now if only they can figure out why Sonic The Hedgehog fandom causes down syndrome in humans…
if only they found a way to make sonic the hedgehog videogames good (and relevant) again!
Hey…the Cycle got busted about 3 years ago.
Gotta go fast.
sonic games still suck
So, basically you are saying that he’s…
… too slow?
Some scientist was quite the Sega fan.
They keep trying to test this on humans, but they keep bumping into springs and spikes trying to get to the facility.
Must be Old School Sega, there new stuff is dismal.
The newer games are actually really good.
Generations and Colors were actually well liked.
But, this is the internet.
Never let the truth get in the way of an opportunity to get a “like” or a “thumb”.
Omelette du fromage
Just to weigh in on the whole “Sonic games suck shit” debate.
There’s only 3 games in that category really, Heroes (which is debatable), Shadow (which is far less debatable) and 06 (an awful mess). All throughout this “bad period” we got some of the most solid handheld games. So I really don’t get this Sonic cycle thing.
I think they actually break down their own mentality to convince themselves that sonic games are enjoyable, with down syndrome as a side effect of the process.
Thats about as far as I got though. This research requires 80 scientists and I only have 70.
Sonic 3D Blast, Sonic R, *Sonic Adventure 1 and 2, Sonic and the Black Knight, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic 4
*Yes I fucking said it. Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 were trash.
I got downsyndrome by playing sanic
Adventure wasn’t trash. Some bits didn’t age well but trash is a stretch. 3D Blast and R aren’t part of the “cycle era”. Black Knight was shit gotta give you that one, Unleashed was only half shit I guess I remembered it fondly but true fuck that werehog noise. Sonic 4 isn’t bad so much as it is a huge letdown but again fair point.
Adventure 1 is hard to defend because it’s buggy as hell and very dated (feels like a PS1 game, with a graphics boost by 1998 standards). But that was the last Sonic game that resembled the Genesis series, before they added a goth hedgehog and a whore bat, and “those fans” started rolling in to represent the franchise.
Sonic is recovering with recent entries like Generations and maybe Lost World, for those who still give a fuck.