Why can’t I get higher than 5th at the most important poker tourneys at Zach’s house!?!?!?
^-- Stop owning me. =\
O.k. i just noticed this, Big Behemoth huh!?!? i'll remember that next time im movin somethin expensive for you. let mess slip outta my hands and on to your car or somethin...... Its all good man. but ill remember that though next time i stop by, i'll just take your chips...... BET IT!!!!^-- That’s respect, son. I’m completely average… not tall enough to rebound excellently, not really big enough to excel at football… that’s why I play soccer.
When’s your bout?
Helll, not anytime soon seeing that the guy im was gonna be fighting, had steroids in him and thats a No No, So yeah, that got shut down. And now im being put on as a Team Manager at my Job for MSN. So i got less time to work out now. So it well be awhile before i get the sceduale that i can work out with. Then maybe i can make somethin happen. Shit, i wish i could make your “average” $$$$$.
FYI: Never played team basketball or football past the 8th grade… I ahte the ego’s that coome with the games. But I did play a striker/ bored golie in high school, Played single’s anmd doubles Tennis, and had schoolarship offers to play rugby pretty much where ever i wanted… except Cal Berekly… those basturds said i had to try out for them first.Fuck That!!
Here’s what I think:
-A lot of people fuckin suck.
-Too many suckouts.
-There’s no one that’s hella good yet.
-A lot of people fuckin suck.
-The worst people win.
Discuss.
I’m what the game’s been missin! You comin with that heat Deezo!
my thoughts are calling a river shove with KJ on a QT752 board and knowing you’re good is pretty savage. Another thought is I hate hands with aces in them when there arent two of them. Yet another thought is that SNGs are boring but are also $$$.
One thing I thought was hella funny, was when Evan crippled Robert at the last tourney and said “FATALITY!”
Thats still ridiculously funny to me.
Black people will never be on top in poker… local or otherwise
Phil Ivey.
Phil is considered the best poker player in the world by many. And he’s BLACK!!!
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We can prove he’s black too cause he plays dice.
he plays golf too… what does that prove?
Um that he’s a gambler, all gamblers golf and thats real talk.
so what are you trying to say? that if you’re black you’re automatically a gambler? that some racist boshit n-ken… faulty logic.
Dunno if you’re serious but I have no idea how you came up with that, you said he plays golf too what does that prove, I said it proves he’s a gambler, notice black is nowhere in that correlation. I made a joke originally based off of mandels post because Ivey is well known to drop 7 figures at the craps tables, and since a common “stereotype” I guess would be the word is that black people shoot dice, I made a stupid joke based off mandels post. Do I seriously think all black people shoot dice? Obviously not, because its ridiculous. How would that comment be any more racist than something like Mandel saying all white people like mayonnaise or making any other observations about random skinned people? Obv its not true that any 1 race does anything with 100%, but its not necessarily offensive and its not even a racial statement in the first place, its a cultural statement. Would appreciate it if you’d stop putting words in my mouth and stop looking for abhorrent behavior where it isnt to be found.
If you’re joking though disregard that paragraph and let me just say word.
well, if Mandel said that it obviously wouldn’t be racist because all white people DO like mayonnaise. Mandel imitating Robert is too damn funny… huuhhhhh
Mayo is delicious
I fucking hate mayonaise.