So this game is awful

Its not the money ok.If i was so butthurt about my money I’d get that single refund steam gives you without any questions asked.I’m not doing that. I’ve bought quite of few shitty games for 60 euro actually and its whatever.(Like this pile of shit WET that came a few years back, I still have it somehwere here).

The thing is that.

  1. Known people in the community praised it and some of them I actually trust wen it comes to recommendations.Or I did…
  2. There are much better indie games that you can get cheeper without discount .Also there are free flash games better then this.
  3. I was quite disappointed

A game is only worth what people are willing to pay. I’d be willing to pay more than $10 for Divekick.

Learn to draw your own conclusions and do better research before buying a game if it bothers you that much. I only watched Divekick on a few tournament streams and I feel like I knew exactly what I was getting.

You know the saying “When in Rome, do as Romans do”?

It’s okay that you don’t like the game, but if I were you, I’d just voice my disappointment in FGD or the Unpopular Gaming Opinions (There are already people there who don’t like Divekick) thread in GD instead of going to the section reserved for people who are into Divekick and telling people not to buy the game. I’m sure, for example, UMvC3 fans would be annoyed if someone went to their section and started making threads bashing their favourite game.

The game is what it was supposed to be. Were you expecting 3rd Strike.

Hello Kitty Island Adventure, methinks.

I can kind of see where the OP is coming from in some cases.

I’m an artist and the artwork in the game makes me want to scratch out my eyes. The voice-acting is pretty terrible too. I know it’s all on purpose…but it’s not appealing at all to me.

Gameplay wise it looks interesting but art and sound alone are enough to make me stay away. =/

The thread wouldn’t even last a day.

You went full retard first, I never felt the need to make an entire thread about a game I knew I never would play let alone purchase and then complain about.

20? A good few of the modern movie-abominations have barely half a dozen.

So you never complained about anything you spend money on ever and everyone that does is a full retard?

You logic flows like dianira. It think you are just an asshole. Retard this retard that.I’m so upset OH NOOOOOO. Wise up bro.You sound like a xbox live PM.

Retard count: 5

Edit: Also I played the game for like 7-8 hours before I made my mind about it.My first post says “around 80 mathces”. Wtf are you talking about “I knew I never would play let alone purchase”. I think you should avoid calling people retards because of irony issues and stuff.

OP’s an idiot. In this day and age where there’s a million reviews, a million places to watch gameplay, and a million other places to get information on a game before you buy it, you’re a fool if you buy a game (AFTER RESEARCHING IT) and still complain about it. ’

Let’s all not mention that the commercial advertisement listed EVERY single feature of this game (2 characters with 2 buttons.), and lets forget that that was before they added 11 other characters and more depth to the game.

“**you **logic flows like dianira” “It think you are just an asshole”

Then tells other people to wise up.

Nigga went full kawaii

Its pretty dark in here and my keyboard is black. Holy fucking shit you must be on to something. Want a cookie ?

asdf jkl; mofo. FIND YOUR HOME KEYS.

Also, ‘r’ is nowhere near ‘n’. And there are two 'r’s so you should have at least spelled it ‘diannira’.

ITP: Spell check doesn’t exist
ITP: Proof-reading your work doesn’t exist
ITP: Hilarity.

–> Tells people to wise up
—> Post filled with dianira

Nah man we are just retreaded.

Retread contu: 7

It’s bad for your eyes to be on a computer in the dark. Turn on a light.
-Uncle Sensei.

In all honesty I might make and expect to make a buch of typos and grammar errors since english isn’t my native so feel free to scout my post and go full grammar nazi on me.See if I care.

However I know how to spell fucking “I” and “your” and you know I know.You’re just being a dipshit.

As far as spell checks go.Why would I fucking care.Its the internet and I’m talking anonymously to you. If you want to get personal you can’t, so fuck off.You know nothing about me. All this was were my issues and frustration with divekick and you idiots are trying making it personal.Pathetic.

Here is the thing games are subjective, just like movies, books, etc. U can research beforehand and get a decent idea of generally what a game is about. I researched Divekick and it is made pretty clear what the game is about, decided I had no interest in it and didn’t buy it…and I probably never will.

U complain about the art, but that is something u can judge without ever buying or playing the game. U complain about how it doesn’t compare to SFIV…seriously did u look up what the basic idea was behind this game? It sounds like u had no clue what this game was about, thought it was supposed to be like other modern fighters (Blazblue, SFIV, MVC3, etc.) and spent ur money and now u are upset and created a thread just to rant about it to people who enjoy the game.

Hopefully u learned a valuable lesson if u value ur money. Find out what a game is about before u buy it.

You should “care” because you were attempting to make a (dimwitted) point. I don’t know what you know, because based on the first impression I have of you, you’re retarded.

You can’t call people retarded when you can’t even spell properly or punctuate properly. English not being your native language means absolutely nothing when the internet gives you ALL the tools to self-check your own english.

We’re the idiots, but at least people know what the hell they paid for when they bought it.

Oh my god, you know what I did? I researched the game, decided it wasn’t for my tastes, and DIDN’T buy it. I appreciate the effort and all the things that went into the game, but I didn’t personally like it, after doing this crazy thing called researching it and used that $10 to buy a gyro instead.

and we’re pathetic, when your the one ranting about a $10 game that you didn’t research? A TEN DOLLAR GAME MEANT TO BE A PARTY GAME?

I never called anyone retarded although maybe I should have since its such a popular word over here.

As far a grammer goes, go and learn a couple of foreign languages.Might change your opinion.

Anyway I dont give a shit , you should’t give a shit and its waste of time at this point.I’ve done this back and forward dance before I’d rather play some games instead. Wish you the best bro.Enjoy whatever game you are playing.

If someone else wants to shit on me and/or call me retarded go ahead. I might respond or I might not. Divekick sucks in any case.

I gotta agree with OP, after finally getting a look at this game there is no danger am paying that cash for a game that looks complete shit