She Best be Dead: 80yr old Man Shoots WANNA BE-Pregnant Cat Burglar (UPDATE)

[angelpalm]

I came back because my friend said you guys were talking about beating off to pregnant women with horses. With pics.

I just wanted to tell you all how shameful that is…yeah…so where are the pics?

[SoVi3t]

So many tools in this thread. I wanna break into your house, beat you to a bloody pulp, then casually walk away while you do nothing about it, you beta white knights.

[Phantom_Angel]

That would be when the decided to rob his house when he wasn’t home rather than just kick down the front door when they knew he was there. He came home when he did and rather than just hightail it out of there, they decided to try and take him out so they wouldn’t get caught. Once he got his gun, that changed everything for them and they tried to get out with their lives. Not entirely successful, there. But you can’t say that they were looking for a fight when they went to rob an absentee 80 year old man. That’s just ridiculous.

Exactly, they fought first. They brought the fight, and he finished it.

But hey, maybe I’m jaded on this as my uncle came home one that to find that he was being robbed. The robbers then shot him in the stomach and left him for dead. But hey, them the breaks right?

Something similar happened to my dad, but it was his friend’s house. He’s paralyzed from the waist down because of that bullshit. I don’t know if they ever caught the guy, but I don’t really want to ask…

Shit like this is why you don’t take chances with home invasions. You don’t know what these people are capable of, and I’ll be DAMNED if I’m going to place my family’s lives in the hands of the justice system. If you break into my home, I’m taking your life. I’m not giving you the opportunity to do it again, nor will I rely on the police to catch you and a jury to convict you.

Then you can enjoy going to prison, because what this man did is murder.

They were RUNNING from him. he wasn’t “defending” jack shit. he shot her in the back as she tried to run away, while she begged for her life.

You really think these two would come back to his house after being chased away at gunpoint? I’ve never heard of petty thieves being that brave.

Yes, they were in the wrong for breaking into his home. Had he shot them during the struggle inside, I’d have not even faulted him for it. but he CHASED them down after they were fleeing for their lives, shot one of them in the back, then literally executed her. That is not defense, no matter how you wanna swing it.

They forfeited their lives the moment they decided to break in to another person’s home.

Allow me to clarify… If someone broke into my home and immediately tried to flee upon being discovered, I’d hold them until the cops arrived. However, if they showed any kind of aggressive towards me or my family, their head’s coming off. Not taking chances with our lives. They gotta go.

Like pedoviejo said, the cops can’t do SHIT until after the fact. You expect me to wait until they pull a gun on us before I decide force is necessary? By then it’s too late. You’re one naive ass person if you truly think that’s a good decision. I’d rather gamble on going to prison than letting my family get hurt. Can’t depend on others to save you all the time… Sometimes, you gotta save yourself.

[toddler316]

Best part of this story is him “Chasing” her.

This is a post assault 80 year old man, not Usain Bolt mother fuckers how fast could he possibly have been?
What was the chase,like 10 feet out of his door?

[Phantom_Angel]

I had that in the back of my mind, but felt like it wasn’t really relevant. How did she manage to get chased down by an 80 year old man with a broken collar bone? They said they ran through the garage and into an alleyway… That alleyway had to have been RIGHT next to the house.

[Don_Barracuda]

I had that in the back of my mind, but felt like it wasn’t really relevant. How did she manage to get chased down by an 80 year old man with a broken collar bone? They said they ran through the garage and into an alleyway… That alleyway had to have been RIGHT next to the house.

She probably fell and hurt herself

[petran79]

So many tools in this thread. I wanna break into your house, beat you to a bloody pulp, then casually walk away while you do nothing about it, you beta white knights.

only desperate burglars do this and they should get what they deserve. but real burglars usually wait till the owners are on vacation or absent for the day.

real pros dont even leave a trace. recently they stole an acquaintance’s apartment while he was at work.
they took everything (TV, laptop,PS3, even some cages with canaries!). Police scanned the apartment for fingerprints and couldnt find anything. Laptop had a lot of material he used for his work, almost 1000$ worth. the PS3 was found later at a garbage bin…it still works

but I also heard cases where burglars just stole just food from the fridge…

[Seraph]

A thread about law and morals will never end since law and morals are relative and subjective concepts, but it seems people many here don’t realize that. You guys will never solve this situation with endless subjective opinions.

[Okazaki_III]

It still beats reading your troll ass posts bro

[Seraph]

It still beats reading your troll ass posts bro

So, you just want to beat a dead horse over and over while knowing it is pointless? You might as well bang your head against a brick wall since it’s just as pointless. This thread is all about stroking your own Ego so that you can justify your viewpoint as better. Does validation really get you going? Do you require it so that you can feel better about yourself? Please don’t be that insecure.

[Okazaki_III]

I’m not beating the horse though. I’ve said my piece a couple of pages ago. I’m ready man, for when this turns into a food tier thread or about the finer specifics of Dorothy’s ass crack. You just don’t understand boy.

[Starhammer]

(I wonder how long this horse will be beaten until it’s dead as the woman is, especially with Phantom Angel now being among the arguers.)

For the record, miss high-witch @Matriarch and anyone still confused by the admittedly could-still-be-phrased-better title, the woman wasn’t pregnant. That was confirmed last Friday, July 25th, 2014.

Now, on to a far more important issues: Why Glinda the Good Witch is the best movie villain ever.

Here’s another elderly person who has gone through a similar event…

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/witchWTF.jpg

Sometimes, it just depends on your point of view.

-Starhammer-

Here’s another elderly person who has gone through a similar event…

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/witchWTF.jpg

Sometimes, it just depends on your point of view.

-Starhammer-

Dorothy was a spoiled self entitled little

Dude, she was just Glinda’s patsy. Dorothy didn’t even know what the hell was going on. Glinda probably airbent the house right on top of the WWOTE. That aim was too good to be a random event.

Yeah, @Starhammer. Dorothy actually didn’t want the shoes in the first place. Despite being scared by Elphaba Wicked Witch of the West, Dorothy seemed like she would have been okay with giving the shoes to Witch West if not for the fact that Galinda literally made it so she couldn’t take them off. This while all the time using Dorothy as a human shield despite the fact that Witch West is supposedly “powerless” in Munchkinland as Glinda smiles over the fact that Witch West’s sister just died like that’s anywhere near appropriate.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/6/1/36661.jpg?v=1

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/5/7/72257_v1.jpg

Cracked has at least two amusing articles about this: one from 2010 that details what just a marvelously manipulative bitch magician Glinda is and a later one where she gets a small section about how she probably at least has Sadistic Personality Disorder.

That said, I can’t even hate on Glinda given I tend to root for the villains anyway, which I ironically kinda started with Wizard of Oz when it seemed odd to me even as a kid that the Wicked Witch of the West was getting treated that way when her sister just died. Glinda manages to do something even the few movie villains who win tend not to do: remain a “hero” with good publicity.

meh. can’t be that bad, can it?

Reads the link…

MY RIBS!! My sides!! DAMN!! IT’S ALL TRUE!!!

-Starhammer-

[Rhio2k]

I had that in the back of my mind, but felt like it wasn’t really relevant. How did she manage to get chased down by an 80 year old man with a broken collar bone? They said they ran through the garage and into an alleyway… That alleyway had to have been RIGHT next to the house.

She was more than likely less than 15 feet from his house.

[SaikyoStyle]

Okay, okay. I have a solution to this thread. I will declare that everybody is right therefore everybody wins.

The fuck is this shit? A child’s game of soccer post the mid 90’s?
Fuck your participation trophy!

I was messing around, but you knew, right?

NOPE, This is SRK, Srsbsns mudda fukka!

[kedawa]

is the world better off now that she’s dead? probably. does it make what the old guy did right? NOPE

In my book, that’s the very definition of ‘right’.
The law is nothing but an abstraction. There are places where the law says a person should be put to death for blasphemy. Would you so mindlessly support that as well?

[grumpy64]

Shooting her was self preservation on his part. Lots of u keep saying let the cops do their job sounds great but obviously the cops failed. If they did their job the woman would have been in jail and the incident never happens.

[foger]

is the world better off now that she’s dead? probably. does it make what the old guy did right? NOPE

In my book, that’s the very definition of ‘right’.
The law is nothing but an abstraction. There are places where the law says a person should be put to death for blasphemy. Would you so mindlessly support that as well?

theres a pretty big difference between blasphemy and murder

[Matriarch]

For the record, miss high-witch @Matriarch and anyone still confused by the admittedly could-still-be-phrased-better title, the woman wasn’t pregnant. That was confirmed last Friday, July 25th, 2014.

Her being pregnant was really beside the point. If the man wasn’t in direct and imminent danger I don’t feel that you can make an argument for self defense. What he did was vengeance resulting in murder.

[SF2GuileX]

Don’t shoot me! I’m pregnant, I’m going to have a baby!’
**
“You see…In their last moments…People show you who they really are…” **

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqELx6BLooE

• The Joker

[The_Damned]

(Good to see Starhammer has seen Glinda for what she really is.)

I’m still confused at what people who think he committed murder actually want to see happen to the old man given that no one answered that question when I asked it in that lengthy post on page 5. I guess I’ll never know.

Oh well. No big loss.

For the record, miss high-witch @Matriarch and anyone still confused by the admittedly could-still-be-phrased-better title, the woman wasn’t pregnant. That was confirmed last Friday, July 25th, 2014.

Her being pregnant was really beside the point. If the man wasn’t in direct and imminent danger I don’t feel that you can make an argument for self defense. What he did was vengeance resulting in murder.

I never said her being pregnant or not was actually relevant. I was merely stating that, for a fact, she wasn’t since people keep bringing it up anyway despite the fact that we’ve known for a week now that she wasn’t.

That’s literally all I was saying.