Also did DBFZ finally die? It’s not highly advertised like it use to be and it’s not always sitting on the front pages of youtube
I looked up “shortbread recipe” in google and now everytime I try to go to SRK I get that recipe at the top of my searchbar when I type “shor” and this is why I’m fat.
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I haven’t even finished MK11’s story. Shit is typical time travel trash.
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Didn’t miss much. The end is just a massive derail.
I’m still laughing at how they tried to prop Cetrion as stronger than FG Liu Kang only for her to get bodied, absorbed by Kronika (who also got shilled) and Kronika got bodied like a damn mook anyway.
Shit makes DBZ look coherent.
Ibuki’s story in IV and V is a quest for dick.
She’s 18… By III.
Straight up jail bait. FBI has a list of Ibuki mains on watch.
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Speaking of stories in FG, Virtua Fighter had a lot of wild shit happen in it that nobody knows about. One of the bosses is Kage’s (the ninja character) mother turned into a cyborg.
Yeah, fuck your shit, imagine having to beat your mom’s ass to get to your character’s ending?
Also fuck all that story mode trash, nobody gives a fuck and all it does is get rid of characters for lol jerk off reasons so people can go feel good about never touching the game again.
MK9 Story was great in the end anyway.
Allmighty Shao Khan Conquerer of World, gets bodied by Monk.
Raiden: i’m completly powerless againt Shao Khan.
One shots the Monk.
Beats Shao Khan afterwards, after getting beaten up in a cutscene before.
But my favorite part was.
Demon Invasion on Earth, the military can’t stop, them, the Police is helpless, but one random Cop with a gun manages it to beat dozens of them without trouble.
Moral of the Story? NRS makes it look better, but they’re not better than Capcom, when it comes to writing and conistency.
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Hating on Stryker is a bannable offense.
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Well he was the only character who didn’t make me facepalm 24/7, so he must be NRS best character they ever made.
Liking Stryker should be a bannable offense. The only reason he isn’t worst character in MK is because Cobra, Darrius, Drahmin, Meat, and Mokap came along.
Dont forget Bo Rai Cho
But then how else is Thanos supposed to get the Satsui no Hado
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The best part of MK11’s story is Liu Kang Blanco.
Raiden casually dissing him while talking about how in every timeline he ends up killing him by accident was good too.
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Lol, MK constantly killing characters. Killed some of the cool dudes in MKX for the lols.
Bruh.
I didn’t even notice. They even had a ton of footage on it too. 10-0 matchup.
What?
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Damn Batman & Robin DLC fucking sweet
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I had until you reminded me 
That costume is cool as fuck. If it wasn’t for the weird information embargo, we’d all be a lot more excited about these costumes.
The Eternal Shill always on it.
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