Scrubquotes is back!

It’s kinda hard to even pretend to take it seriously when the interview starts ‘Why is UMvC3 released 5 months after MvC3’.
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Shit hurts my brain.

Palm goes through face

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/603536-street-fighter-iii-third-strike-online-edition/60240597

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

From one of Irrepressible Guile’s ragequit videos.

I’m sorry, but this would be a terrible concept.

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OF COURSE the ****ing game wouldn’t be made,k from a technical standpoint it would be impossible or at the very least expensive, I’ve said as much but the average gamer or hardcore traditional fighting game player that would have problems with doing something more than remembering a bunch of button combinations and all that it could go **** themselves.

This dude I’m arguing with on Gamefaqs basically wants Marvel vs DC turn into this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxhSgvzujD0
The game is pretty fucking shallow.

“Viper is a normal person and shouldn’t be able to trade blows with a giant robot, so she should have a separate moveset that allows her to short circuit the thing and deactivate it.”

From this youtube video from a Akuma getting triple perfect’d
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Not totally sure if this is a Scrubquote, but here’s why East Coast apparently sucks at SF.

http://www.capcom-unity.com/street_fighter/go/thread/view/7411/28256183/Please_Fix_Oni!

Apologies if this has been posted already.

Anyway, some failtroll followed me from another site and started trying to troll my YouTube channel. The kid’s name is “hoordeyah”.

I googled his name and found some pretty lulzy stuff. Most of it was obvious trolling, but he seems to be genuinely flustered by Sakura in this video.

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1267/screenshot6ol.png

Maybe there’s a reason why he’s so mad:

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/2250/screenshot7b.png

…Wow. Sakura broken. Winning=broken I suppose. These vocal idiots piss and moan and nerfs happen. Ugh.

Spoiler

http://www.sammiller.org/gallery2/d/4397-1/roflbrothel.gif

L-M-F-A-O. You’re kidding me, right? I cannot possible type how funny this is. I just died and was revived from and by the very same lulz.

Was bored, so I went mining in the GameFAQs 3SOE board
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/603536-street-fighter-iii-third-strike-online-edition/60185750

This thread reminded me of this pic I was sent over PSN. I was playing ranked in AE and after beating this one guy, he sent me this gem.

Spoiler

http://i54.tinypic.com/332nn9u.jpg

rages head off at this

Oh him. He was a damn annoying troll we had to put down more than once on Unity.

i still remember the gold mine that was unfortunately closed and deleted here, where jesper was trolled to dead by all the prems (by that time), good times

You just made me give up on humanity. I hope you’re happy.

Brain hurts…

He plays Chun, right? If it’s the same Jesper that I remember, then having a stick that gave magic blowjobs to the opponent wouldn’t help his ass win.

For a second, I was like, “‘Pad’? ‘Stick’? What are these unfamiliar things which I have never heard of before?” Luckily, he included a labelled photo of each.

Please, please, please tell me he didn’t actually use that font. Using Jokerman for anything that’s not a primary school sports day or a child’s birthday party poster is as bad as using Comic Sans. I don’t really care about the comment; it’s just DAT FONT