Scrubquotes is back!

This is honestly depressing. That dudes would speak so confidently without doing any sort of research or homework. I mean fuck the Daigo parry vid alone debunks that bullshit and that is something any fighting game fan is aware of. So he did he fix his hands to post that non sense???

It’s because scrubs, being goddamn retards, can’t consider the fact that just because they couldn’t play for shit, others could. I was scrubbing it up hard in Tekken 3 and Marvel Super-Heroes back in the day, but I don’t turn a blind eye to the fact there were people doing sick shit in SFII before I even knew what a fighting game was. But no, Daigo was an unknown who came out of nowhere until EVO Moment 37, ComboFiend is the fat guy who works for Capcom after Seth Killian left, Alex Valle is just an old guy who runs an arcade and makes a meme face, and Justin Wong was just the guy who did a bunch of divekicks with Rufus, because that’s all the footage that’s out there and if I can’t see it, it didn’t happen.

The problem is that most people played SFIV which was more responsive. So no shit they’re going to bitch when it feels like the game took a step backwards and they’re fully justified in doing so

Quick search on TZ shows Tekken players have been complaining about input lag for years.

Well this is a new one.

https://twitter.com/LOWTI3RGOD/status/751934890547908608

He’s got plenty about rage-quitting against “broken” characters but this is the first time I’ve seen someone talk about rage-quitting because a character is ugly…

If the reason for quitting is because the char is ugly, why he quits after being beaten and not in the start of the round?

Because if he wins he gets points. If he loses he can make an excuse not to give his opponent any.

From the speedrunning article that Kotaku recently reposted thanks to SGDQ.


This isn’t really a “scrubquote” per se…but Under Night and Birth released on Steam today, and someone posted this…“review” for it.

Trying to make the weeaboos cry like an anime fan on prom night.

With a name like “WEEDBASEDGOD420” I’m at least 90% sure it’s just a troll.

…might be. But Poe’s Law makes it way too hard to tell anymore…

…or my sarcasm/troll detector is busted again.

There’s also a kind of blurred line, where one of the easiest ways to bury something on the internet is to use trollspeak and memes since it’s easy for people to latch on to. So it’s possible the guy is genuinely upset with the game for whatever reason and thinks trolling is the easiest way to deter people.

I’m pretty sure he’s a troll. He did a steam review on GG Xrd -SIGN- which was essentially the same thing to that UNIEL review.

Evo scrubquotes
https://twitter.com/Fireriku546/status/754785747694039040



Front page scrubquotes.

DELICIOUS.

Shit, I was laughing so hard everytime Scrubquotes appeared on my Twitter feed. Scrubs at EVO are the best ones.

From a Youtube video of UMvC3 grand finals.

I genuinely don’t understand why people hate on morridoom.

Something about Spam. Dunno why, Spam is great when used right.