This video here does not contain any scrubqote, but it shows how funny it can be teaming up with friends to troll people who invade.
Little explanation: the armor of thorns allows players to damage foes by just rolling near them.
Doing anything and being unfair is the point of Dark Souls. A lot of āhonorā stuff that Souls scrubs whine about is rooted in the first game. From what I recall in the first game red spirits werenāt allowed to use Estus, co-op wasnāt as wide spread and the host had a summon limit. All of that was done away with after the first Dark Souls and these guys havenāt gotten over it. DaSIII has made this worse for invaders as Phantoms only have half of their Estus available and the servers will prioritize hosts that have help over solo players. Rule of thumb is if you want fair PvP then you should leave a red summon sign at the designated PvP area.
Not even Alex takes skill anymoreā¦
https://twitter.com/LOWTI3RGOD/status/728009784151056384
https://twitter.com/LOWTI3RGOD/status/728016473608704000
The second tweet was deleted, he was saying that Alex takes no skill to beat Nash, all he needs to do is elbow for free pressure.
Also would appear that, as some suspected, the new rage-quitting penalty in SFV hasnāt really done anything to curb the problemā¦
@Hawkingbird wouldnāt you say that Nash beats Alex though?
A rushdown Nash would be able to bring down an Alex. Trying to zone Alex would be a mistake as he as many ways around it. Nash needs to take advantage of Alex weak AAs, having no reversal and his normals being slow.
Haha, LTG deleted that tweet about how Alex doesnāt take any skill to beat Nash. 
And LTG just backdashes a lot and tries to throw booms with random MK Sonic Scythes and Moonsaultsā¦no wonder heās whining.
The first game, Demons souls, had ultimate scum shit. Durability breakers, headbutt stunlocks, stormruler, uchigatana duel weild stunlock, cursed Heavy weapon hitboxes, and Grassing up the ass. Thereās probably even more like hyper cursed shit, but you get the point.
Youād think niggas would know better considering DeS PvP was not in your favor unless it aas a res phantom not black.
Not gonna lie. I actually like his no DPs shirt and would happily wear it if wouldnāt make me look like a minion of his. The fact he hates and has gotten into a argument with Viscant is just gravy (too bad he sucks to actually beat it at a match). Is he really like that or LTG is just his public alter ego for getting views?
The salt after the Smug matches was awesome.
LTG vs Viscant, the runback:
It seems that LTG couldnāt wash the taste of Viscantās dick from his mouth after all
This wasnāt a grudge match though. It was a friendly set.
https://twitter.com/LOWTI3RGOD/status/728017188850798593
If you check the full convo, both of them are having a friendly conversation afterwardsā¦no scrubquotes to be found.
I wonder if LTG is actually turning around or if this is just a one-time thing. 'Cause if he was like this more often heād probably be liked a lot more (though perhaps not as well known).
I think this is just for Viscant because maybe Viscant earned LTGs respect after their match back in 2014. Like dude popped off, shit talked to his face. Even when LTG got in his face barking and flexing Viscant was straight stone faced and didnāt flinch. I guess despite being a asshole, LTG is capable of showing respect when he feels itās due.
Yeah, guess that was just a rare occurrence:
https://twitter.com/LOWTI3RGOD/status/728391602532552704
Wonder if the May update for SFV will add more to the rage-quitting penalty. Seems a two hour time-out isnāt nearly enough incentive to stop.
From a Kotaku article featuring a ChrisG online comeback using Guileās Sonic Boom V-Trigger loop into a reset to super.
And thatās not even the worst part
I canāt tell if thatās satire or serious.
Unfortunately, itās probably the latter.
Itās almost impossible to tell anymore.
This is what noob players think theyāre doing when they spam fireballs fullscreen.
I think facepalming this hard punched a hole through my skull.
Iām not sure he was being serious. I mean, guy says heās from FGC, mispelled āscaleā, used some FGC-lingo combined with words that donāt make any sense like ānegative recovery framesāā¦ and he didnāt notice that itās not an infinite because you donāt have infinite V-Trigger with Guileā¦ itās too much stupidity to be true
After reading through this thread you learn that thereās no such thing as ātoo stupid.ā
Because someone is always lowering the bar.
You will be surprised.
Here on SRK i have seen the bar being lowered so much by people who were dead serious on their stupidity that it is not funny anymore.