Scrub Quotes: Capcom Unity Balance Suggestions Edition!

Dayum 888 replies to the akuma thread? getting close to double the evil ryu thread. 90 fucking pages. There arn’t enough fries on the planet for all that salt.

To be fair probably at least 50 of those are that “Nick” guy posting one sentence of useless off topic garbage.

I actually thought the guy was being sarcastic at first lol …

we just hit 900…

For every 1 sentence he says that I agree with or disagree with but has a valid point he posts 4 that are garbage. I called him out on just starting pointless flame wars last night. I started to have a somewhat civil discussion with some of the strict nerf naysayers about the idea of “compromise” and how not compromising could lead to some REALLY dumb changes (See: SFxT Cody, 3S Sean, Ect where Capcom didn’t work find a mid ground or buff in other ways to offset harsh nerfs) and Nick comes in right after peoples tempers start calming down and talks about “Akuma Rhetoric blah blah blah”

I posted a troll there JUST for you to be happy.

The only thing I was every annoyed about with Akuma was the frame advantage he had versus Fuerte with Far RH, but even that could be dealt with if your were patient. People just don’t want to adapt.

Its annoying seeing people not take the time to think these through (even if it’s likely Capcom is just gonna ignore and do their own thing anyway)

That 98 Iori laugh…

I’m Nick. Glad to see I have fans.

After thinking on it a bit, I’m done with capcom unity. I did contribute a bit of garbage and had fun with people more than I shouldve.

Just hard to stay civil and sincere in that environment, especially the Akuma thread. Oh well. Done now.

I fucked cried from laughter

youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4

Oilforwin put this up in the Akuma thread as to how some Akuma players may react if he gets nerfed.

“Argument 1: Justifying something beeing overlypowered by that it takes X-Amount of time to get the Mechanics down is clearly not legit. So long as the mechanics you learn are overpowered, and allow you to lack in important aspects of the game, and let you “random” out your oponents. It is not legit that it takes “a lot of time to learn.” Which is also clearly untrue.”

This of the character who can do everything but is frail and the tools/gameplans themselves are good, not wtfbbq.
:'D

The earlier stand fierce complaint was also hilarious.

Like giving El.F a cape that makes him fly?

been watching the akuma thread the funniest thing by far is the akuma players complaining about how a few nerfs will break the character
7 frame sweep would make him ass they say lol nigga please pick ken
this whole experience has been very… enlightening to say the least we all got a good look into these people’s minds its like one big failed social experiment

By LittleScumbag :

" -remove armor break properties from Jaguar Kick and Jaguar Tooth

… now we have some ways to fight this charactger and deal with that safe and cheap presure

-give armor breaker to Rising Jaguar instead. "

boy you’re 1 adon player shouldn’t respond to littlescumbag,
he’s a legendary 80s gay that hates mixup character so much…

just check out his request for armor breaker removal…very scrubby!

Spoiler

http://www.capcom-unity.com/street_fighter/go/thread/view/7411/29871671/el-fuerte-balance-suggestions?post_id=531470349#531470349

Quote by LittleScumbag.
The salt is strong…
Lol at the last sentence.

You have my favorite signature ever.

^^

I did some kind of a test in the SF Character Balance Suggestions forum, by using the search bar to find out, how many times a certain term appears in the posts.
My results(not complete yet):
Nerf: 2973 posts
Buff: 2369 posts
OP: 280 posts
braindead: 123 posts
broken: 565 posts
sweep: 915 posts
weak: 682 posts
tone down: 162 posts
Akuma: 2155 posts
top tier: 532 posts
Infiltration: 203 posts
hate: 221 posts
dive kick: 691 posts
overpowered: 386 posts
safe on block: 950 posts
too safe: 735 posts
since vanilla: 310 posts
vortex: 637 posts

Any other suggestions?

“Since Vanilla”

Or some other way people are trying to overly verify themselves to make their claims seem more credible. Most people seems to say “I’ve been playing so and so since Vanilla”