Scrub Quotes: Capcom Unity Balance Suggestions Edition!

Volcanic… Slow your roll. I know, I know. This information is very clear from the RYU Final manga. However people get upset when RYU and Akuma are mentioned as father son. Just like people used to get pissed at Gouken being alive,or never really being dead. Just like Zangief being gay…etc. It brings out the bullshit whistle.

Sorry if I ruined your troll magic.

manga? lol. wikipedia

Sorry about the phone scrolling. I will do boxer if you want. However I know if your a FIGHT MONEY FAN, your going to hate it more than RYU and AKUMA being called father son. It’s trolltastic cry baby nerf stuff.

Balrog:
Storyline: more of the Vegas theme. Him being a big boss and using the little boy at the end of sf4. The boy possesses great power of influence. This is the biggest monica there has ever been.

New throw: step on toes and push enemy over.
Old throw: headbutt hits 5 times now still takes off the same amount of damage as before.
Stomach punch: turn throw, same.

Focus attack: moves out a forward a little more than it did.

Gets nerfed hard. His head butt goes higher for more recovery, and doesn’t stick out as far, can get hit by fireballs unless its ex. All of his punches have been slowed down, weak punch pushes him away so he cant hit combos, weak punch is slower, and doesn’t link to crouching roundhouse. Crouching fp, slowed down added frames, harder to stop oncoming air attacks, trades a lot more.

  1. Tapping punch multi times will make him do a speed bag punch…steps forward and spins hands in a circle…like Honda hands just shorter range. Ex is faster and moves forward further.

  2. Command throw… Foot stomp…makes enemy jump back and spin in a circle holding there foot. Set up.

  3. Getting pissed off. This move cost two blocks of super meter and makes his defense go up for 20secs. This move also reverts him back to beast mode…he turns into the ssf4ae2012 character, this means his headbutt becomes better, his punches become faster. Also he gets cross eyed, and loses teeth when he is hit. The more times you use this the crazier his eyes and teeth get, doesn’t reset after the round. The crazy eyes and missing teeth lasts the whole match. Balrog sticks his head out, turns red, then says you trying to take my fight money…? If he is hit during this move he still gets the move activated just takes the damage and continues his animation… unless he is hit by a super or ultra…then he gets hit hard while still powering up.

  4. Jumping head butt: goes higher, doesn’t stick out as far, huge recovery on miss. Ex goes threw fireballs and has fast recovery. If powered up, he has his old head butts that pass threw fireballs, and recovers faster. Ex is like it was as well sticks out far and fast.

  5. Turn punch: has a less window for passing threw fireballs. Other than that same. Can’t charge with one button… You have to hold all three buttons. Can only be done with punch buttons.

  6. Straight punch: slower start up. Ex same…has armor.

  7. Down low sliding punch: slower. Ex same.

  8. Dash upper: slower. Ex same.

Blue super 1: same as before. Dashing punches, end in a dash uppercut.
Red super2: one huge mega ton punch…like a fireball hits hard and sends them flying. Punch has a little red air wave blast in front adding to the range.

Ultra 1: same as always… Dash uppers in a row, high or low, ends with straight or uppercut.
Ultra 2: instant…changed to a double roll forward. Hits harder.
Ultra 3: huge head butt multi hits, at peak B. hits enemy down with a windmill punch, enemy body bounces off ground. Balrog catches enemy after he lands with one hand…does a punching bag combo…into huge wind up punch.

Random ko: falls back ko, sits up spits out a lot of teeth. Has dollar bills floating around head. … Did I win? Is that my fight money? Grabs at it and then falls back…ko

Reverse ko: walks up and hands enemy a punching bag…hey homie that fight was too easy, so can you help me train a little more? This punching bag won’t break…like you. Enemy leans on bag…balrog punches bag knocking enemy around side to side. Last punch is a winding up punch, rips punching bag and sends enemy flying backwards to get knocked out again. Balrog scratches his head and says sorry!

Team ko: Dudley and Balrog
Dudley and Balrog on screen at same time, Dudley asks if Balrog wants a real boxing lesson? Enemy Between them. Dudley rush punch, Balrog turn punch, both do a boxing combo, Balrog says one…then punches, Dudley says two then punches enemy, they both say three and do a straight rush punch to enemy head…X-ray bones crack, Dudley uppercuts, Balrog head butt. Enemy flys across screen. Dudley and Balrog face off…your still a puck ass, your still gutter trash…ko

Final ko 1: elbows, foot stomps, headbutts, followed by three hard hitting punches slow mo, X-ray shows bones cracking, grabs enemy by body and rapid punches their face, blood, screams, and passes out. Balrog drops body…pose.

Final ko 2: rope a dope, combo. Enemy swings and misses all over the place. Balrog moves and sways out of the way. Then continues combos, this goes on for three rope a dopes. Sorry sucker it’s night, night time. Huge gut punch throw up. Into a big standing upper…enemy body spins end over end, lands on head…ko…who is the champ?

Final ko 3: Balrog stands in place really still as enemy groggy hits him all over in the face and body…Balrog doesn’t flinch, enemy gets exhausted and Balrog grabs enemy…head butting the living shit out of them… This goes on with enemy screaming and slowly calapsing. Balrog starts bouncing around… Enemy lifts their body up a little and holds hand out. Balrog runs up to them and kicks them in the face slow mo…body flys back, ko.

I don’t recall them saying Akuma was Ryu’s father in the Ryu Final. I recall Ken pondering on why they’re so similar, and one of the ideas he throws out casually is that they could be related like that, but he has nothing to back it up and it’s not like it’s constantly hinted at.

Alpha Generations, more like.

Sorry I was agreeing with him. And making the same statement. RYU final tells that Akuma is nothing more than his uncle…whoops adopted uncle. And saves RYU from a bear attack…

Lol, I’d take all the Rog nerfs if Capcom included “Getting pissed off” as one of his moves. Love it!

Chadouken

It has to make you laugh just a little. Hell I wrote it and still laugh every time I read it.

This isn’t funny anymore…

balrog nerfed hard? lol any particular reason?

No reason, just hard to make new moves up for a character that has so many tools. Just like it is easy to be a nay sayer and harder to be a team player. What do you give to boxer to make him better without making him broken?

I guess you could give him old standing jab back? Haha

Honestly, I would make his U2 instant, so you can’t jump out of it on reaction after the screen freeze, and maybe give it a little more range. As it is now, it’s pretty much useless compared to his U1. That’s the only change I really care about, although it would be nice to get some recovery back from his headbutt, like it was in super, but I understand why they nerfed that move in the first place.

Yess…Ken and Ryu are 80s gay’s favourite,
just like He Man…

I wonder how many 80s gay would went riot with full of blistering fury when Capcom buff Elf, Cody, Abel, Viper, Vega, Guy and Seth?

I can’t argue with that. When it comes to balance issues with reason, U2 instant would not be too much to ask for. I remember at the sf4 pre release party it was boxer all day doing work.

I just went back and read some other posts. Super Street Fighter 4 AE 2013 Greedy Edition!!! Game would be broken in half, however fun to play.

Remember street fighter the movie arcade edition? Worse than that!

Well, 5 1/2 hours left for this week and Evil Ryu currently sits at the #4 spot in terms of posts.

#1 Bison - 482
#2 Vega - 467
#3 Ryu - 458
#4 Evil Ryu - 436
#5 Ken - 408

Apparently the shotos need a lot of help in the up coming patch. Let’s see if Evil Ryu mains can take the #3 spot from Ryu before the night is over.

So Ken having a faster walking speed is a scubby idea? cries

His crazy kicks also a scrubby suggestion? cries some more

These quotes are comedy gold though! HA!

And Greedy, you are one of the best trolls I’ve ever seen on the interwebs, the stuff you post are inspiring

Thank you Creature
I see you are a Masters and Guy fan. Don’t read my Guy suggestions or you will want to kick my face.

If you didn’t read it before.

KEN:

Storyline: Raising his son, and still training Sean. Competing in less tournaments than before. After he fought Gill his skill level has increased by leaps and bounds. He has the will power of fighting not only for himself but also for his family and friends now.

Changes: his hair is longer, has dropped his old outfits for new ones. Big changes are his leg kick tricks. Still a beast when pouring on the reversal uppercuts, offensive master.

Focus attack: same as before. No change.

  1. Leg kick tricks…two hit combos. Two different combos that can lead into super moves. Just like his hd remix moves…faster…more of a create a combo from kicks. Has a low Mk into a quick axe kick. Or a high hook kick, into a spinning sweep. Ex fast low Mk into axe kick up and down, bounces enemy off ground. Low damage!!
  2. Flop kick…from alpha: jumps up and forward flip kicks forward heels first. Long recovery on miss. Knockdown on hit. Ex is faster. Low damage!!
  3. Fireball : same Ex causes more stun window before the knock down…make fadc into ultra window higher.
  4. Forward Mk …Kara throw has been fixed, it now pushes ken backwards…makes it harder to get a throw afterwards.
  5. Hurricane kicks: same. Ex same.
  6. Uppercut: a little more recovery on weak…med. Ex: same as before.
  7. Air throw: huge recovery on miss, low priority, really low damage.

Another standing throw: neutral grab, Ken grabs enemy and knees enemy hd remix style…three quick knees followed up by a straight up face kicking…close axe kick.

Blue super1: same uppercutts three in a row.
Red super2: hurricane kick, hits 5 times, into a raising uppercutt…flaming uppercutt. Can tap punches for more hits added to the move. Good anti air.

Ultra 1: upper, leg kick combo into massive flaming uppercut. same…more suck in on air enemies. Fadc for full ultra…damage scale.
Ultra 2: same. Jumping leg flame circle hurricane kicks, ends with huge kick away. Faster start up, hits and sucks in enemy, fadc into…damage scale.
Ultra 3: jumping dive kicks like Kim kappa wan. Stomps enemy to ground flips backwards and throws fireball blast from air to ground…no fadc.

Random ko: ken gets knocked out hits ground hard, flips around lands face first, butt stuck up in the air and his pants fall down, he farts and a stink cloud comes out…ken smiles…and says mommy…eyes roll back. Ko …body flops over.

Reverse ko: ken runs over to enemy as they are falling and cradles them with his leg, not letting them hit the ground hard. Bends over and says whoooooooooah I was too much for you huh? Hang on…pulls out is cell and calls an air ambulance.

Team ko: Ryu and Ken together. Both do standing combos kicking and punching enemy back and forth, both get together and do a uppercut on both sides of enemy, sending their body flying into the air. They both jump back and build a super fire ball, they both release the fireballs into the falling enemy body. Cause the enemy to bounce all over getting hit by both fireballs. Ko…Ryu and Ken stand back to back. Win pose.

Final ko 1: leg kick combo on standing enemy, every kick is slow mo heavy damage, every other kick shows X-ray of bones cracking, final kick topples enemy over to the ground…bloody body shaking and enemy screaming on every hit. Ko

Final ko 2: starts off like his kick super from third strike…stops in the middle of combo, laughs and flings his hair back, holds enemy up with one hand, then calls his son…his boy rushes in with a red outfit on looks like a mini Ken. Runs in and does a sliding straight punch to the enemy crotch…ding, audiable sound. Stars and look of pain on every character except women characters, it makes a thud noise and they scream ohhhhh and fall over holding there groin. Ken and son pose…ko.

Final ko 3: uppercut crazy sauce. Ken screams and gathers a massive amount of ki around himself…a yellow haze glow surrounds him as he heads in to attack enemy. Ken performs 5 uppercut, fadc forward,uppercuts in a row, after last upper he scream out this is it. Camera angle changes to above, shows ken squatted down and building a huge uppercut. Ki blast shoots out from under his feet. He rises in the air with a huge spinning uppercut, the flames are thick and form the shape of a dragon around his spinning body, flames up enemy and juggle hits the for 128 hits really fast. Ken falls back to the ground and stands with his his eyes closed. Enemy body falls from the sky with a thud, Ken raises his hand and says it is finished. Ko