A lot of women being fat here in the states is a major problem. Oh how many women I’ve seen with great potential that could be great beauties were they not flabby and overweight. I just shake my head in disgust, thinking what a waste, what a shame.
I’ll tell you why.
Let’s go one by one
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Women - 2% of Brazilian women are the most beautiful women in the world, hands down. The other 98% are average to dog ugly, it’s a darwinian nightmare down there.
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Carnival - One week a year, normally february or march. Nobody surfs the internet then that’s for damn sure.
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Bossa nova - Only old people and hipsters listen to it.
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Beaches - no argument here. I love to surf.
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Nature - The amazon is far to the northwest. Most of us are far away from any natural beauties except for the aforementioned beach of course.
Brazilians spread throughout the internet like a cancer… before Facebook was Orkut, which brazilians took over and ruined with millions of gifs, cute pictures, copy/pastes, shit like that. Facebook didn’t even want to allow images a while ago because Zuckerberg flat out said brazilians would fuck it up. Now we’re on facebook and God knows how long til it starts to suck too.
I don’t play online games, except for SF4, so I don’t know, but I’ve always heard that brazilians ruin everything. Counter Strike, all that stuff…
war Blanka!
What about Sean or Oro?
Irrelevant characters, and Oro isn’t Brazilian, he just kind of hangs around.
I wish Sean had been in SF4 instead of the army of repeated shoto losers.Oni and Evil Ryu, really? Were they REALLY necessary?
Sean would have been far more interesting
yeah isnt yun & Yang like 14 in 3s? same with makoto and ibuki but somehow they didnt age in AE
I thought they all were 17 in 3S (with the exception of Ibuki being the youngest at 16). I know Sakura was 17 in Alpha so she should be 19 around SF4 and…
Gotdammit, now I’m confused! I should’ve just stuck with the Rufus bashing. lol
Capcom clearly doesn’t care about story. I mean there is story, there’s a whole thread about it, but it’s paper thin and held together by shoe strings. I mean we have 2 decades worth of street fighter and we know nothing about Ryu.
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It’s all fun and games until somebody takes a jab at 'Murica.
Then it’s hilarious.
Seriously, if you can’t laugh at your own stereotype you aren’t proud of who you are. Stereotypes only contain a GRAIN of truth, it is like trying to paint the mona lisa on a postcard using a paint roller. There is too much variety person to person to claim any stereotype is true.
I’m half arab half scottish born in america. I’m like a “walked into a bar” of stereotype joke potential!
He’s an honest comedian…who the hell are we to bash Rufus a bad joke american…
FYI, i’m asian…but i do respect all people around the continent (even fictional ones) .
What is there to know? That is one of the reasons I never liked Ryu or Akuma, they have absolutely zero personality other than “punch stuff because punches hide my fear of relationships.”
Seriously, out of the entire SF2 cast of supremely colorful characters (Blanka, Zangief, M. Bison, Balrog, Vega, Chun, ect.) Ryu Akuma, and to a lesser extend Ken have zero personality or anything to make them interesting. At least Ken has the kind of unabashed show-off american thing going for him but Ryu and Akuma have nothing. Hell Akuma has probably said less than a dozen words beyond “die” or “kill” or “death” or “my parents are jerks and I hate them.”
I don’t care for Oro but he comes off just as bad ass as Akuma while managing to actually have an interesting (and disgusting) personality and background.
Even Gouken is pretty badass and has some personality with his old wizened teacher thing.
Ironically, his official body count is just one. :lol:
Ryu is probably like that has he usually serves as the player’s surrogate in the game. Also, a serious person like Ryu could become funny if he is put into funny situations like the spider-feeding incident. Guy is even more boring compared to him: at least Ryu smiles.
Wait…Skinny Americans exist?
Well… there IS a homelessness problem in the US.
Plus of course fat people generally eat the skinny ones.
Cuz you’re dumb.
But coincidentally good at math 
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As an Obese American who lives in China and plays both Bob and Rufus I only have this to say “Team Chunky Boys for Life”
on a side note, its fucking hilarious when i pick the fat character cause most chinese say im picking him cause hes fat, then i beat them, and i say im picking them because im a fucking Tier Whore all though Rufus isn’t TOP TOP tier, he is still top tier >_> I’m no ricky ortiz but the average chinese player isnt fucking daigo so it doesnt matter
Oh Yeah what about that god-awful stereotype the Viper is a milf…
EZ KID EZ EZ. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
rufus is stupid, the people you hang out with don’t realize that rufus is an obvious jab at a stereotypical american, which makes them stupid… seems like rufus is pretty legit.
This thread has made me realize how racist SF really is