Religion & Mythology Thread

With the resident Bruce Lee sperglord of GD making his appearance, I’m certain that this thread is destined for greatness.

Wait, I meant the other word.

@Valaris pls

Religion is always a touchy subject.
I’ve always found it difficult to negotiate the imperative of spreading the gospel of Miku, to make the ultimate truth palatable to the massses… yet to not dilute the message and present it as a friendly and peace loving religion. The hypocrisy in people, of wanting ever lasting life and happiness, but yet they are unwilling to subjugate the dissolute is just disgusting. It is easy for ME to see the absolute need for the destruction of profligates, but to convince somebody is a way that doesn’t turn them to heresy is a fine balancing act.
It is hard…but as long as she continues to speak to me, I will continue to do her bidding, no matter the cost.

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I think this is actually a legit thread. this thread is the discussion of deciphering religion whilst the religion thread most people create questions if its true or not. his first question inquires about the public general understanding of the text, which is important

the english language, our history, politics now, story telling and more all rely on an understanding of religion. I’m more interested in listening to an athiest that knows the bible inside out than an athiest who is stumbling through life pretending he understands the thing he/she’s critical of.

I’m not religious myself, but im intelligent enough to know how useful analysing any text is let alone something with so much historical weight

edit: rewording the first paragraph I just realized how dangerous it is to make a religious thread only because people don’t know how to step back out of a puzzle to find the answer. it ends up pulling people into a never ending spiral. yes close this thread because this discussion needs thinkers with skill

A thread on mythology yet no Theseus? That’s a buncha bull. Get it? Bull? Minotaur? YEAAAHHH!!!

Edit: Actually, that’s a centaur in the picture, but he did slay a minotaur. Actually, King Minos received a white bull from Poseidon iirc and he didn’t want to sacrifice it so his wife did the nasty-nasty with the bull thus came forth the minotaur.

Morale of the story is: Don’t let your wife get away with bull!

Religion threads are banned and should remain banned because it’s a stupid debate where both contendors are completely stupid and it just ends with no results. No one will ever know until we actually die so why the hell should anybody be baited in going into some circle jerk fest?

No mention of Odin or Frost Giants from Jotunheimr either. FFS.

How dat Nigga Beowulf? Before there was Shadow Over Mystara, there was Beowulf with Wiglaf Assist!

In before close, yes!

I’m a deist. I believe God put us here.

And that’s it. No devine intervention, miracles, answered prayers, etc. We’re Sea Monkeys that were hatched and left on a window sill.

(Sorry again, amigos…)

Tier list of Gods you say? Okay!

I personally think that Ganesh needs a serious nerf. Nigga has 4 arms and a trunk. Pokes too strong.
Also, is it just me or do a lot of Mohammad players get super fucking salty when they lose?

Really? Both sides are stupid? Are reasonable, rational Atheists who aren’t superstitious just as stupid as religious people who believe in a supernatural being who answers prayers?

I agree that we won’t know anything until we die, but that’s like saying that a skeptical person who won’t believe in aliens until there is enough evidence is just as stupid as someone who believes in alien abductions.

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Before it locks, I was raised Catholic and since I stopped attending catholic school in 7th grade I have seen nothing to reinforce/affirm anything that was drilled into my head. It has been 8 years since I’ve been to church and forgotten most of that shit I was taught. If you believe in religion that’s good for you, but personally I dont find it to be an entertainable notion that some almighty motherfucker watches us from above and judges everything we do.

Your face is lucifer.

Also I think the thread title is spelled wrong. It should be “/”, not “&”.

Thats not whats deists believe. You say God as if you know what he is. Deists believe in a higher power that they wont understand.

When deists say “they believe in God” they have to know what kind of God then…which means its a type of religion which defeats the purpose.

Yes both sides are really stupid and the atheists aren’t that far from irrational or unreasonable as they think; in fact i would say most of their arguments are one of the worst you can read on the internet. I’ve seen both atheists and theist play the whole evolution vs creation which is really sad and shows that both sides know jack shit about it.

Theism, Deism, Pantheism, and Atheism are all various view points as to how this universe and everything in existence came to be. Atheists themselves don’t have any form of presentation that shows that it is rational to think that the universe (with it’s laws, the systems involved with and in our planet…) just came to be from chance so they really shouldn’t be claiming that they are rational. We just don’t know and debating on things that never gain a solution is a waste of time.

I agree, you can’t call either side stupid. At the same time, the whole debate is basically two sides who will never give up, one with a large amount of evidence, and the other with a large amount of faith, fighting basically just to shut each other up. Nothing ever gets solved in these debates because when the brainwashing religious teachings work, they work well enough that people refuse to listen to reason. Vice versa to asshole atheists, who go around calling religious literature ‘fairy tales’ and ‘fiction.’ I’m an atheist, but I respect anyone’s beliefs, no matter how much they differ from my own.

This should become a vs thread tournament style.

Which Nigga would reign supreme.

Let’s start small

Thor vs Apollo

Apollo

Sun God can zone with bow and arrow and pew pew all day.