Reasons DOA for Xbox is for friggin losers

1: There are better fighting games out there, for any system.

2: All the characters are chap ripoffs.

3: There’s better porn out there.

4: As a fighting game system, the Xbox is about as fit for the job as a rubber brick is for parasailing.

5: As a fighting game controller, the Xbox controller is about as fit for the job as a vending machine is for a pair of pants.

6: The Sixth reason.

7: DOA on an Xbox is a waste of the capabilities of the system.

8: It’s fucking microsoft. C’mon.

9: Why the hell are you playing fighting games anyway? Are you eight years old or 50 IQ points shy of a George Bush? Play something with a little intellectual stimulation.

10: If you’ve read this far without grinding your teeth, you agree with me anyway, so I don’t need a tenth reason.

11: See 10.

OMG I TOTALLY AGREE

not reely.

And you’re fucking moron for even thinking that such a list on this forum will make much of a difference. This is a goddamn fighting game forum for crying out loud. Get a clue, dingleberry!

Your post insults my intelligence on many levels and only shows yours for what it truly is: biased, ignorant, and infantile.

Asshole!

Ha Loser

Ouch, harsh.

My penis wilts from your horrible assault of polysylabic words! Please, spare me, oh great one! I am unworthy of your attention, oh noble prince of the internet.

:party:

Got your attention, though, didn’t I?

lololol.
What does the Gy stand for, I bet its Gay,
lololol.

Oh come now, Kingky, we can’t be perjorative of other lifestyle choices, even if they are illegal in most of the redneck states now…

Actually it stands for “Gyde” the last name of my dead best friend, ya fucking moron.

I’m done with this thread.

Damn trolls…

DOA= DONGS ON ACID

dude lol my dong can taste time

I doubt that so VERY much… Seeing as how you seem to be under the age of 18… And the fact that you announced it to the forum. If it IS true, then sorry for your loss.

Actually, I agree completely. I mean… DOA is a horrendous game that was only made so guys would buy it and whack off to it.

Ah yes the troll patrol. Typical trolls. :lame: :tdown: :rolleyes:

Your brains must be broken! All your doing his trying to piss people off. lol None of your reasons ar legite as they are all opinions. Get a life and find a new hobby instead of bashing what A LOT of other people enjoy.

Actually I’m 24, but now that you’re banned, its all moot now. shrugs

This is some sort of joke right? Ha ha ha…ha. Um…yeah.

No, I’m not. The game was fine for PS2, because, IMO, the controller lent itself much better to fighting-game layout. The Xbox controller is good for some things, but if there’s a fighting game that works, layout-wise, than I have not played it yet.

Xbox is better for FPS’s, not anything you need the godawful ‘melted’ directional pad to pound out combos with.

I find it easier to work with the Xbox d-pad than the PS2 d-pad. And like any system I play, I get use to the controller. I’m use to the xbox controller and have more trouble with a PS2 controller.

I agree with Sorwah. It’s probably because you have played Playstation and PS2 so much it’s dificult to adjust. I myself didn’t have a PSone until quite a bit later. I love the Xbox contrler and think it works Xtremely well. And also I can’t see how that would make the game suck and be for friggin losers when you are the one out of a few who think so.

Don’t underestimate DOA. As it is a very fun game and most fighters miss that trait seing as “Not deep enough”. I don’t think that matters as no other fighting game is as much fun as DOA in my opinion. Of course this is my opinion. Just like your reasons for not thinking it to be very good. You haven’t laid out any fact whatsoever with this thread. So why did you bother? I’m going to answer your opinions.

  1. Your opinion man your opinion.

  2. Every fighting game has a couple of characters that are a like from others. It’s kind of a necessity. A tradition. And none of the characters are rip offs.

  3. That’s a misonception. Not all of us DOA fans are sick perverts. And why would you compare a game to porn…?

  4. Your opinion again. I think it’s fitter than PS2. And believe me I would know as I like all games and have played all systems a lot.

  5. There you go again flashing your opinions. Just because YOU can’t handle an Xbox controler doesn’t mean we can’t.

6: Now your running out of ideas. This only shows me that you are trolling. If you were trying to be funny I would have luaghed but you’re not.

  1. Opinions again. PS2 was not very good at handling DOA2 as I’ve heard that the Dreamcast version actually looked better. Tisk Tisk. How is it a waste? Oh so you hate DOA is that it. Get out of here you don’t need to spam something you don’t like that a lot of people do. It’l get you flamed severely.

  2. So now we’re straying away from DOA to MC. So not only do you hate DOA but you hate MC. You are definately in the wrong place. Just because YOU hate MC doesn’t mean that Xbox sux or DOA sux. They’re both Xtremely good. And express great quality both ways.

  3. Why are you on a fighting game website? Are you lost or something? Thought you were on Point Click games .com or something? Slaps him Get out of here you fighting game hater because you just countered your 1st point you spammer. Oh and because they’re fun!

  4. Actually I luaghed. You honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.

  5. Get out of here before you get flamed and embarassed. All you’ve done is broke out a bunch of nonsense. You have given no facts whatsoever. Come back when you have something legite to say about DOA. I guarantee you that you can’t find one legite reason why DOA sux. There is no fact behind your words.

Later.

The girls still have their clothes on :sad:

DOA:U is cool.

Resposnes to your retarded list…

  1. Yes, there are better fighters…

  2. Jann Lee is the only real rip-off character, and I would also liek to add that almsot every fighting game I have ever played has a Burce Lee rip-off (though this one is the msot blatent).

  3. Only losers use it as porn.

  4. IMO the Xbox is the best system out right now for fighters, it can do perfect conversions of any 2D fighter (unlike PS2) and Live adds a whole new level of compitition to these competitive games.

  5. Yes the Xbox controller sucks, but it’s bearable for DoA, and there are other types of controllers/sticks aviable.

  6. Are you crazy? DoAU is one of the best looking Xbox games out.

  7. Stupid reason doesn’t deserve a response.

  8. Why the hell are you posting on a fighting games forum?

  9. Not grinding me teeth nor do I agree with you so that makes all of you reasons completely wrong (except for 1)

  10. Seek Help.

Well, so you’re a sony fanboy? That explains it. You hate DOA just because its exclusively on xbox. You say you liked it better on ps2 because of the D Pad…shrugs Everything about DOA on xbox compared to ps2 is better. The graphics, faster gameplay, bump mapping, lightning effects, controller…etc

I think that controller crap you came up with was a lame excuse, couldn’t you have come up with a better reason why you hate xbox? Didn’t think so, cause you can’t, you just hate it cause you too much into ps2. You sound like a child crying for attention, maybe next time you should try getting it from the right crowd.