Yo, Pit Fighter was the shit! That shit should be on XBLA.
My favorite quote by Akuma: “If you cannot learn to live, learn to kill.”
That’s my advice.
Of course you wouldn’t find that on google. I can’t imagine anyone putting their real life deathmatch up on some site anyone can just access.
And I did some more research and been thinking. I’m gonna get over this not hitting women thing, but just for this one time only. I need to have that wish, I don’t care about the damn money anymore. I can finally have the one thing I always wanted, ever since I was a kid…
It has begun…
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
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SRK you’re slipping, we’re halfway through page 2 already.
Better get out before Heihachi shows up. The demon pimp>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You.
-Starhammer-
The ultimate martial arts lies in love, yet it has profound sadness.
I would like to say the OP is trolling but here’s some more info.
First of all, I’m not a fighter. I used to train breaking bricks and trees upstate and I don’t attack living things, I only play one wall handball now monthly and I’m a shadow of my former self. Although my agility sucks compared to over a decade ago and I suck in handball (although my students made it to finals in nationals), in one wall handball I’m the strongest striker on the planet. Anyways, I’m not going to go on too much about that, because no matter what I type or how I tell them when people actually see me strike in real life they think it’s beyond human abilities and never expected it to be to such a great extent.
My point is one time while I was training upstate there was this rich emo teen (I think he was like 19) that never talked to anyone but he was mad built. Actually, maybe he wasn’t emo, maybe he was just really rich and looked down on us (everyone in that community). I was younger and broke and when he saw me help clean the trees around my parents property by striking through them instead of using a saw, this kid who would never approach or talk to anyone came up to me and started talking to me (I kind of kept ignoring him, I wasn’t too social either and I had work to do or else my dad would beat me with a fishing rod again). Long story short, this kid and his parents who I thought were extremely rich supposedly knew people far more rich and the hobby these extremely rich people enjoyed was watching humans fight each other and betting on the matches. He wanted to introduce me to his family and said that I may have potential. Now, in real life, I’m modest about my abilities, but I’m also not stupid. I didn’t need others to walk by and say “kid that’s crazy you’re taking these trees down with your hands” to know the extent of my striking abilities.
Now when that kid told me that I had potential, I knew he was being honest about there being humans with far superior abilities and me being no where near the top. I just practiced striking and I was really hyper and could last morning until night (although my parents always turned it into a negative saying I had ADD or ADHD or whatever). I have no fighting abilities, my legs are weak, I don’t know anything about grappling, combat, etc. I don’t know how to put it into words what he said. I know he was saying the truth, but when he was saying it. I felt really really weird. This is the same place upstate where I said I was attacked by a wolf and had to beat it near unconscious in self defense. I wasn’t afraid, but this kid. I don’t know. While he was mentioning how “you have potential” my body just felt really cold from like within multiple points within my body as if little ice crystals started to form and stab me throughout my entire blood system. I cut him off on his sentence saying, “sorry, I don’t fight and money is meaningless.”
I wasn’t trying to be cool but I came off mad cool with that line now that I think about it. Honestly though. When I think back. What I enjoyed back then was going mushroom/berry picking through the forest with my mom, fishing with my dad, or hanging out with the crew and doing stuff like going to the waterfall (couple miles walk out of the forest) and buying godlike cold milkshakes which were mad cheap. Also back then, those small pies with fruit used to be 4 for a dollar and now are a dollar each in Brooklyn. We also had an arcade there and could play SF2 and a ton of other arcades like Shinobi. When it got dark we could play man hunt or just chill and play cards or watch a movie or other cool stuff. Man, I miss being a kid so much.
Anyways, if you’re not trolling OP, don’t do it. It’s beyond the comprehension of almost all humans what goes on in these tournaments. The fact that you’re posting on SRK pretty much guarantees that you’re most likely a troll. The people who do participate in these tournaments are not normal. If your friend really participated, he would only talk to you if you were not normal. If you’re that kind of special that someone from the tournament would actually talk to you, go for UFC. It will be really easy for you, trust me. I’m into computer security and do not view fighting as a sport, only as a survival tool, so I don’t give a damn about UFC.
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.
I heard about tournaments like these sponsored by millionaires on the deepweb. But I doubt that someone involved with tournaments (if they even exist) would be allowed to talk about it.
Well at this point, I’m assuming that the OP has spilled too much info about this tournament and its host. Now all of SRK is in danger…thanks a lot, bro.
This tournament is in Dubai you say? When is it?
Make sure this is your entrance music.
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I remember the dark tournament days. I would win every year… until Saki came.
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He was so strong that he was able to overwhelm all of my team members by himself without breaking a sweat. When i first saw him, I knew something was wrong with him He seemed, distant. Like he had no problem killing people at that tournament. I decided to watch his team’s match. His team didn’t even arrive on the island yet, so it was just him versus 5 members of the other team. What i saw… was horrible. He killed all 5 of them with a single blow. I couldn’t believe it. They told me that he was a demon from Japan. He went on to win the tournament. After that one year when Saki came, the compettion got really tough as more and more demons showed up to these tournaments, far stronger than any human that attended. I trained really hard to learn all of the techniques that humans were capable of and it was able to beat everyone at that tournament after a few years… except for Saki. He was too strong for anyone there. I was satisfied with being second strongest and got out of the tournament scene. It was no doubt that if I kept on disaponting him with my strength, he would have gotten bored and killed me.
But I… see potential in you. If you come to train with my Grandfather, I know that you can beat Saki.
Great story. Even better when I watched it in the anime series yu yu hakusho. loser
I should be mad at you for bumping a two year old thread with a post like that… but the op is too good.
how high was everybody when this thread got made?
I’ve been involved in my fair share of fisting before, I’ve been to a few of these underground fights.
I don’t doubt that.
It’s actually pretty easy when you get used to it. Usually i do some stretching exercises before taking on any big ones.
If you have BeGuiled to train you, you should be solid.
Is this the SRK Mafia All-Star ARG thread?