Yo, wassup? I’m new here obviously, but I always heard people say SRK was one of the realest sites on the net, and since yall like fighting games so much, maybe you can give me some advice here. I loved Street Fighter as a kid, I loved it so much, that I became a real life street fighter as an adult. I’ve been fighting on the streets, in abandoned warehouses, rooftops and alleyways, and parking lots for years now, honing my combat skills. I learned Krav Maga from an Israeli friend of mine years years back and I’ve gotten so good at it, I can take down damn near anyone.
Well, one day, you see I heard some guys talking about underground fights, like real underground shit. Some dude said he saw some shit like that online, in some real hard as fuck to find part of the net. Well, I asked around and this one guy showed me the place, and it was fucking nuts man, like you think MMA is hardcore right, like UFC? Yo, this shit is the REAL DEAL. Dudes KILL each other in these fights, they’re real fucking death matches, like modern day gladiator shit. Wealthy people hold these contests and shit worldwide and some of the most fucked up people enter them, I’m talking serial killers assassins mental patients that escaped and shit, just real fucked kinds of people.
Why am I telling yall this? Its because I need some advice. I decided to enter one of these contests, a real special one. This one is some real fucked shit, and the winner gets a fucking 100 million dollars. In this shitty ass economy, a 100 million dollars is a fucking DREAM, especially for guys like me who never imagined making that kind of cash. Thing is, this friend of mine, he was in the circuit for years and retired last year, said he couldn’t do this shit no more. He warned me not to enter this contest, he said this one was especially fucked up. See, he said that you can get the money, but if you manage to win, the sponsor of the tourney actually offers you another option: instead of the money… you can get a wish. Anything you want. No matter how stupid it sounds, how unrealistic or even impossible by human standards, supposedly you can get it. Now, I admit, I thought he was full of shit, like maybe dude watched too much Supernatural or some shit, but he was dead serious, I never saw him look that serious unless he was in a real fight for his life man. He said he had this cousin who entered a contest by this same sponsor, won it, and asked for a wish. Dude came back home, told him his wish and what went down, and pulled out a gun and blew his fuckin brains out. Just like that.
He won’t tell me exactly wtf happened, he just said that when you make your wish, it gets all kinds of fucked up. He even claimed the sponsor wasn’t human, like it was a djinn or some shit. No one knows who this person is, only evidence I have is this one odd photo he sent me, said his cousin took it in secret before he flipped his shit. My friend said under no circumstances should I even consider entering this contest, said if I wanted to fight so bad and make money or whateevr t go join UFC or something. Kept ranting about bad juju, and saying it ain’t worth it. But I admit, all the shit he told me, just made me curious. I mean, come on, who can pass up something like this?
Should I enter this contest guys? Or should I just suck it up and go with the UFC? I admit, this shit just sounds too awesome to pass up. I already been making preps to go to Dubai(this is where the contest takes place, can’t say anything more exact than that, sorry bros).
