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who still remembers the commercials for these? lol
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My Zombie Pocalypse choices (assuming that you can find ammo like in l4d lol):
1d. Shotgun for crowd clearing and power. Use just in case shit hits the fan. Close quarters weapon.
2c. Silenced gunā¦ noise attract hoarde. Distance weapon.
3b. Kattanna for great justice! Michonne on their asses!! great weapon for lopping off limbs in one go and keeping things away at a distance.
4b. Flash lightā¦ if we are to travel at night at least u can see.
5a. Need a good atv for getting around, carrying goods/equipment/supplies/survivours etc
6? a or d. Either bear grylis for dat survival jutsu or oliviaā¦ for dat ass (not literally lol)
I couldāve sworn those last two comics were quotes of Neil DeGrasse Tysonās.
I just wanted to ask. How do you upload images so that they appear on your post?
Click the little tree button above.
Copy paste the url into the bar.
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The first one is, not sure about the second one. Google Carl Sagan
Someone will have to explain the SFxT pics that are being posted.
Look at the grammar of the SFXTK photo, lol. āThis is why you lost. and I wonā.
ā¦well I guess this is the random image thread so carry on 
Pic of āSamus Samuraiā, I dunno, thought it was pretty cool.
Alright, Iāll cave since everyone elses plan will get them killed in the first 24 hours.
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C. Easy. More shots, different modes of fire, and a handy lil grenade launcher. Less reload time.
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D. Again, easy. Donāt know where you people see guns, but a āsilencedā pistol is anything but silent. I just surpresses it slightly [media=youtube]qZU5TGljAmw[/media]
Crossbow is reusable ammo, decent at rangedā¦and more importantlyā¦actually silent.
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A. Blades risk getting stuck in something, and a chainsaw needs gas/oil. Baseball bat it is.
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D. Light attracts attention at night and Iād plan on being holed up by dark anyways. Rope is all but useless, and no need for A since #1 and #2 have scopes on them.
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A. Tank is unrealistic, boat you risk getting stranded somewhere, yes A is a gas hog, but its sturdy, allows more option to carry stuff, and I donāt risk getting flung from the veh if a zombie gets in the way, unlike the bike.
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D. Lets be real. At this point its not a matter of if you die, but when youāll die. And Iād rather die happy.
You fools need to step your zombie apocalypse game up.
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The rest donāt matter - Iām hunting you all down and taking all your Olivia Wildes and I guess anything useful. Mostly your Olivia Wildes.
I live near an armory. If a zombie apocalypse happens I could probably get my hands on one of the 20 tanks they have down there.
I also live in a rural very low populated area so It will be much easier to survive than highly populated cities.
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Do you know how to drive one?
Do you have readily access to the larger amounts of fuel required to drive one?
Do you even know where to fill it up?
Now using it as a hardened shelter, yeah it could be effective, but otherwise, Iāll stick to my Jeep.
please rename thread to: random zombie thread, random images dont belong here
Thats a good question, where are tanks filled up with fuel?
Youāre close, but not quite correct.
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Baseball bat. Are you serious? A bat will require serious, tiring energy all while making a lot of THWACK noises risking more zombies and making it useless in a group attack. Most zombies are only killed by a cracked open brain, and unless youāre a major leaguer Iām willing to bet nobody can crack open a skull without some serious effort. I mean, you canāt really stun them you have to kill them. The chainsaw is a terrible choice for fuel and noise, bringing it down to the katana or machete. At the end of the day, the machete is more useful because its smaller and applicable as a tool and sidearm compared to a large blade that would require training to be effective. Machete all the way.
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The flashlight would be a poor choice agreed, and I think there is more use for rope than being useless, it would be a great safety option from a roof or ledge to lower and raise. However, Iām not sold on a swiss army knife as I donāt think most of its tools would be useful generally speaking. Donāt get me wrong, I think there is a use, just I donāt think its the best. Iād argue in favor of the binocs, as the weapons arenāt always a good idea due to size to look out for things covertly. Iād much rather never risk detection by threats than having to point a weapon at things for the same effect, especially if you saw a potential friendly.
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A Hummer is a bad bad choice. Terrible use of fuel, but more than that it can get stuck. Sure its more terrain friendly than a car, but if you got stuck you are absolutely stuck. I think the best choice is the bike, it might be noisy but you will almost never get stuck and use a lot less fuel. You wonāt be a mobile base with it, but the key thing is navigation roads. So many vehicles on the roads from a crisis would be hard to get around or move them if you canāt offroad with a Hummer, the bike has better chances to get around. Oh, and if it does get stuck in a field, you could probably get it out. Boat though if you have an anchor (and a place to sail) would be the best option. Safest place around, zombies don`t swim. Anytime you want safety, go chill at sea and drop anchor.
That`s how its done.