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1 c 2 a 3 b 4 b 5 a 6 d

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None of the primary weapons are silenced so i’d go with the shotgun incase things get hairy.
Go for C because it’s a silent pistol, avoid alerting a hoard
B the katana, because thats gotta be silent, plus the range will help greatly
C the flashlight to avoid any mishaps in the dark
A the suv to carry as many survivors as possible
A bear grylls all day, he’s gotta be the best partner, help avoid all these zombies

And i’ll add this for good measure.

:rofl:

10/10

Anyone taking the chainsaw is a fool. Yeah, pick the melee weapon that:

  1. Needs ammo (RL ain’t Doom);
    B. Has moving parts that can jam in a crisis;
    T4. Makes lots of noise to help the zbies find you.

Yeah take that Katana IMO

  1. something destructive
  2. something quick/rapid fire
  3. something reliable
  4. hmm, I’m leaning on the flashlight (what about batteries?) as night time could be a problem but the rope and swiss probably would come in handy and they, along with the binoculars, don’t need batteries. If you’re creative rope could be very useful as well in different situations.
  5. something well rounded
  6. Bear Grylls would be most useful (and we’ll also [attempt to] repopulate too)

http://img3.ranker.com/user_node_image/6401/1000181433/full/simpsons-hangover-photo-u1.jpgg

How many fat kids do you get?

Ya I could use one of the fat kids to just bait Zombie Olivia Wilde and still have more fat kids to use. That way I get the best of both worlds as long as you don’t mind a little decomposition.

Zombie Pocalypse results:

  1. D - Shotgun (Best crowd control)
  2. D - Cross Bow (Infinite Ammo if you play it right, and no sound to alert horde)
  3. A. - Baseball Bat (Easiest way to bash brains)
  4. D - Swiss Army Knife (Most utility)
  5. A - Jeep (Would never be able to maintain a tank and the others are just impractical.)
  6. D - Olivia (I’d rather die with a gorgeous woman by my side than live with some dude.)

I wouldn’t take the katana unless I knew how to use it. I mean, if you can Rurouni Kenshin the shit out of a zombie, than by all means take it. A long solid steel blade can weight a bit though, so without proper training or experience, you’ll be swinging it like a mallet. You also have to take into consideration the blood splatter when using a close-range weapon. If the virus can be transferred through the blood you don’t want to spray that shit up close. Best to go with a bat since it’s lighter than a typical katana and does the job with less mess. Also:

Rocket launcher cause you need explosives.
SIlencer cause you don’t wanna draw attention; that’s what the Rocket Launcher is for.
Swiss Army Knife will come in handle for breaking into buildings and stuff
Jeep so I can go offroad without the risk of falling off and getting eaten.
Bear Grylls cause who else can show you how to live off the land better than him.

Yall know Olivia Wilde would just get you killed and be useless if you got infected with anything. If you die, she’s gonna hook it up with another survivor. Best to play it smart and have a useful teammate, then later on you meet up with a survivor chick who has zero intention of dying. That’s the girl you want.

C. I’d rather have a weapon that works well point blank and has distance
A. I have played enough Resident Evil to know that pistol ammo is everywhere
D. Nice way to slice limbs
C. Bear Grylls says rope is the best thing to have if you’re ever caught in a situation
A. It can go on pretty much any terrain
A. Bear Grylls because we can help each other survive

Anyone not taking the rope, the machete and the motorcycle are dumb. :tup:

this isn’t the first time he’s perfected filipino champ…i googled marlinpie perfect champ and got another video, not this one.

http://cdn.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/barkley-keys.jpg

Yes, that’s Charles Barkley.

he…um…gained alot of weight :stuck_out_tongue:

Well that one happened less than 24 hour ago. Marlinpie perfected Filipino Champ to win Shadowloo Showdown 2012. :coffee: