lol the “it aint over till its over” from the announcer is classic for some reason to me.
If I remember correctly I’ve seen that guy, too. And left his lobby immediately… 
His nick is sth like T1tan1um .
That name sounds really familiar. If I remember correctly I avoided them because I noticed their connection bar kept spiking between yellow and 1bar-red when I was going through people to play.
Also Nightwing333:
I just played you on Championship XD.
Dictator player in black. Really impressed by the finish with her stomps on the head XD.
And it just scared me realising how big the hitbox is on Bison’s HP is O_O, didn’t realise it was THAT big.
Hey… that’s me in the picture. Where’d you get that screen… cuz I never posted it?
But yeah, I saw noticed he had the 200k+ CP and just played him anyway. Plays a pretty annoying runaway akuma.
The dumbass posted his replay up for the world to see.
Just fought a balrog named SaintWhiteBoi who thought he was cool by turtling at the other side of the map all game.
So i got life lead and did the same to him. Then when he realized how little time was left in the round, he finally starts WALKING at me…so I start throwing out LK SK’s until his bitch ass rage quits and he runs to mommy for hugs and kisses (too bad I beat him to that as well)
Lesson learned? IF YOU TURTLE, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO TURTLE
Getting the shit knocked out of you while holding downback as you lose round after round isn’t turtling. It’s losing miserably.
Replay. 
Got a classic example of RQ from Fybrizo right a few minutes ago:
Then he wrote a message beginning with: "All u do is…"
U know the rest…
Which makes it boring as fuck, compounding the problem. Online matches against the specific brand of idiot usually found in this thread go like this:
Lose the first round because you expected the other person to not be a moron. Guess what? Since champ is locked at 2/3 rounds and ranked is commonly the same, you now have one whole round to implement a strategy that works against whatever random bullshit Common Online Scrub is dickslapping out on his xbox pad. Oh, guess what? You’re online, so you basically have to remove anything that requires exact timing, narrowing your options from “skill-based ownage LIKE IT FUCKING SHOULD BE” to “Bait retarded stuff and take damage on more random crap”. Plus FB and runaway lameness since they’re mostly ryu. Hope you can figure that out in that one remaining round! Good luck!
Hence most of the time you’re bored out of your mind, leading to the fact that there’s no actual incentive to even TRY. Any effort you put into this garbage is just going to lead to bad habits against better players, which means you fuck yourself over even if you do win. And yet most of these fools wonder why people would rather eat a DC. You might as well set it to 1 round, 30 seconds, half life handicap. We don’t play like that, because it’s fucking stupid.
Or… You could just grit your teeth and go through the motions (I.E.: pretend your online opponent is NOT a button-mashing moron) and play the game because you want to have fun? Not everything (should?) revolve around playing this game like you were taking part in EVO 2010. Sometimes, even bad competition is… well, competition. Unfortunately, even if we all wanted to, we couldn’t all make it into EVO or any such national/world tourney for SFIV.
So Online will just have to do. Scrub-fest or not, for most of us, it’s the only thing we got. Stand in the corner and piss & moan if you must and you think that places you on higher moral ground. But for the majority who play this game, they don’t give two rat’s asses what “Daigo” does or “Momochi” does. They just want to play.
That’s what’s frustrating about the RQ’er: the fact that they feel winning at this game must be some kind of barometer for true “skill” and losing is unacceptable. It’s just a game. Play it. Like it. Otherwise, why are you playing it?
HAHAHAHA no
So what’s your solution then, Sherlock? Don’t play the game (Denial)? Play it only in tourneys (Elitist)? Only play it offline with your friends (Pessimist/DSP)? It has to be one or the other if we’re not allowed to play it online.
Please enlighten us idiot sheep! We want to know… :rolleyes:
Option D: yawn in vague wonder at where you got the idea that the options were limited to either putting up with retard shit in blind apathy, or not playing at all.
PLAY IT. LIKE IT. LOVE ME. WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME, MOMMY? YOU DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP AND DADDY LEFT, SO THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK ABOUT THINGS IS TO BELIEVE PEOPLE SHOULD EITHER IGNORE EVERYTHING OR LEAVE, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
See, that’s the problem with you ****** scrubs. It’s not that you’re not good, it’s that you’re mindless and spend far more effort in coming up with reasons why everyone else is an asshole for not feeling obligated to put up with it. The point, which scrubs like you ALWAYS try so desperately to avoid, is that we couldn’t care less if you’re less than pro so long as you actually try. Nothing in your maudlin emo reasoning actually explains why i’m the dick for being sick of Guiles who constantly c.rh, kens and ryus who jumpin clearly knowing only that “it usually works” and lead into mashed fierce SRK, or lariat spamming giefs. Nothing excuses the jab-mashers, and certainly nothing excuses the whores who end up basing their entire game around lag shit like constant throw attempts when they ordinarily wouldn’t make sense just to capitalize on how screwed teching can be. Nothing excuses the constant garbage ryus who are clearly so goddamned thickheaded that the constant mirrormatches against other garbage ryus doing the same repetitive shit might be boring.
And all these nimrods think they’re good. Why? Because they win. They don’t actually know why, clearly, but hey, winning makes them automatically better than you right?
None of that has anything to do with being pro, it has to do with BEING SCRUB TRASH. And i hate to break it to you, Boy Meets World, but the rest of us aren’t here just for their sake, and we get absolutely nothing from playing these people. DCing against them or playing through is purely a matter of which is quicker. Failure to understand this pegs you as a scrub yourself. Have fun justifying that repetitive runaway akuma to someone who gives a shit. Until then, my suggested option is “QUIT BEING A FUCKING SCRUB so i actually have a reason to not bail”.
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you’re pretty good at what you do here on srk, Jagger. fairly coherent posts, all riddled with your special brand of hate. good shit
This game is only fun if you play it seriously and have good competition. Bad competition isn’t anything except a waste of my time and patience. You can never pretend your opponent isn’t a button-mashing moron, because then you get hit by stupid shit and lose. You have to generally pretend that you are equally as retarded as the person you are playing, which of course is not fun.
Might as well name drop Arson SRK here who I played because I generally expect a certain level of skill from people bold enough to put SRK in their gamertag. But, he was a wakeup ultra mashing bitch who spammed unsafe moves over and over again and had no real skill of any kind. I messaged him saying I expected better from someone with SRK in their name: he said he was playing casuals, as if it excused tremendously shitty play.
No it fucking doesn’t. You want to mash buttons and do dumb shit, playing fucking Castle Crashers. Leave Street Fighter - a game designed from the ground up to a competitive challenge between two people playing to the limit of their ability - to the people who actually want to play a fighting game and be good at it.
I understand where you’re coming from, but srk isn’t exactly an exclusive club man. He probably thought putting srk in his name made him seem like a BAMF, and folk would tremble at the might of his fp. shoryu, but what it comes down to, is he doesn’t take the time to try to learn the game, so rather than get mad at his lack of skill, just beat his ass and move on. blackhawkdown could easily have been blackhawkdown srk if he felt like it, it’s just three letters
Speaking of BHD, I saved a replay of his while perusing the Top Replay leaderboards… Turned on the input data and wow!.. I’d love to record it and put it up on my Youtube page as it’s just classic mash-happy gameplay from him. Suprised he didn’t RQ that game as he was caught in the end by mashing (and missing) a random Ultra. Fun stuff!
… oh dear god help us!
This “THIS IS HOW WE TEST THE METTLE OF OUR VERY SOULS, SCRUB! YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND” shit makes me laugh so much. You complain about repetitive tactics in a video game, but you practice repetitive thoughts and actions, like drooling white foaming spit all over anytime you don’t get to play a game against a really excellent opponent. It’s so funny how all that Dave Sirlin crap is about the game being just what it is, and there being no cheap moves, and you play to win. Yet none of you can accept that life is just what it is, and you always don’t get matched with your perfect opponent, and the point of life is to be happy, so you should just accept the bad opponents maybe mess around a little and finish it when you feel like it.
It’s hilarious for a game that is all about mindgames what kind of idiots play it.
What the fuck are you going on about, goober? Oh right, you’re another scrub who, when faced with an actual point, can only respond with wildly incoherent strawmen.
Better than being a pants shitter that when called out can only cry about strawmen.
Also haha I got a rage quit! SuperNerd21, after eating four Scarlet Terrors on his jump-ins in the second round he quit on me ;~;