I prefer pepperoni, extra cheese, and sausage.
These pizza bastards around here only pretend to put on extra cheese though. It pisses me off.
Lol so true! 
A chorizo patty? That would be tough to eat wouldn’t it? Like physically tough?
Not at all. You cut the meat out of the sausage casing and form it into a patty. Eats just like a regular burger.
Mushrooms are low tier? Time to riot. >:(
Obvious god tier is obvious. Beef tenderloin and bearnaise sauce. Now, unlike pepperoni, extra cheese and what not, you cannot just spam this shit all over your pizza and still do alright, bearnaise has mad recovery if you whiff, it makes mad stains that wont come off easy. Still, once you get your game going, it’s game over. Only bad matchup is vs garlic, garlic has insane keepaway and zoning (friends, family, co-workers, etc, real easy to keep them from getting close after eating a garlic pizza). So, garlic is obvious a runner-up for second place. Put them all together, and your pizza is unstoppable.
I raise you au poivre.
Soprasetta >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pepperoni.
God tier toppings in no order
pepperoni
mushrooms
pineapple
jalapeno
sausage
everything else,
-cheese and tomato sauce are not toppings.
Its like you can read somebody’s join date just by the toppings they like.
Pineapple can never be tops because it only really works with ham. Even then Pineapple/Ham are like a poor person’s version of Strider/Doom. I don’t know, like Iceman/Juggernaut or some shit. No idea what the fuck is it with people being all over Jalapeños in this thread; its like suddenly this thread got invaded by the border towns. Suddenly all of you are going to start claiming ranch on pizza as “Godlike” as opposed to “Barflike.”
No idea what Golfguden is talking about but he is dropping some money on his pies. Suddenly the bourgeoisie want to make pies. Don’t know how I feel about this.
It’s not practical to tier toppings, It’s the combination of toppings and topping synergy that makes top tiered pizza. Pineapple and spinach might be considered low-tiered to some, but a good pineapple or spinach assist can create a topping medley with potential to body a lot of boring ass drab cheese or pepperoni pizza any day.
Pineapple is bringing sweetness and acid to the party, but I can get those assists from honey in the dough, and a sprinkle of sherry vinegar on a pie with superior toppings.
WTF? Ranch is fucking amazing on pizza. And no, non of that hidden valley bullshit white kids like. Buttermilk all the fucking way. And excuse me for likeing spice on my food, shit I always put tabasco on that shit even if its drowning in jalapenos already. Its like you can read what ethnicity somebody is just by there remarks.
Pineapple with bbq base pizza oh mai ghad
chesse needs a nerf
its so fucking good !
Olive and pineapple are great on a pizza together, great combination of sweet to offset the olive and pepperoni.
My top tier choice I would have to say is mushroom. Any pizza tastes s million times better to me with mushrooms.
Mushrooms are one of the foods higher in glutamates. Glutamates trigger the 5th taste (what people call umami) which is best described as unctuous.
seriously no one does the combo, green bell pepper, onion,ground beef, BBQ sauce on top, chili flakes and extra tomato sauce on bottom?
Nigga try me, you are going to guess wrong and come out looking a bitch. Tabasco is weird though; I see people put that on everything. My girlfriend swears by hash browns with tabasco.
But really with the ranch? All you are doing is drowning the taste of the slice in something thick and unnecessary.