Pitbulls devour baby testicles

[56K]

Dogs are fixing humans now?

Is this a sign of the Apocalypse?

[Cisco]

Damn, every time a rapper tries to act like a dog on their tracks just makes me wish they get shot.

[MegamanDS]

there is a video clip of how it was done

[Satomiblood]

The mother is probably related to those people that set up a bunch of religious candles at a gas station pump in my hometown.

[fishjie]

Yeah I don’t like pitbulls either, but its very irresponsible to leave your infant with a dog:
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/dog.mutilates.genitals.2.490060.html

I think we can all agree that dachshunds are not a dangerous breed of dogs, but they still too will mutilate a baby’s balls when given the chance.

I recommend giving the pitbulls away to someone responsible, like Cesar Milan, and then neutering and spaying the dog owners.

[Starhammer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Big_Pun1.jpg

Aw yeah!! NOW it’s a party!

not to nitpick, but dmx was suspected of dog neglect (he claimed he paid someone to take care of his dogs who never showed up), not dog fighting…but we all now dmx is probably a big supporter of dogfighting lol

It’s cool. I think you’re right actually. It’s been so long ago that I could very well be wrong. Still, I will roll out of this chair, across the floor, up onto my couch and out the window if I ever see the headline,“Snoop Dogg given to animal shelter”.

-Starhammer-

[Cross]

wow i feel so bad for this kid. Life will be hell.

[blooper]

Thanks to this kid’s parents he’s gonna have trouble getting laid when he grows up. Ah well, at least he might be good at singing =/

are you kidding? hes got one of the best pick up lines ever!

boy: hey… you know my nuts were eaten by a dog.
girl: really? no way. youre lying.
boy: wanna bet? here, ill show you.
girl: ooOoOoO. :tup:

[pherai]

I can’t really imagine any girl being turned on by a guy with no balls. Besides, have you ever heard the voice of a man with literally no balls? It’s anti pussy.

[Black_Jesus]

Fact is, Pitbulls score better on temperament test than most dogs the average person would consider “safe”.

Fact is, temperament is a bullshit skewed test that isn’t credible for assessing anything.

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[Shady424]

This story makes me wanna cry, I like babies.

[FiveTwelve]

You got somethin against Siegfried and Roy man.

Alright, if it Tyson punched me it would hurt alot more than Pee Wee Herman. Notice that anytime there is a pitbull attack the topic is always identifying that is a pitbull but when it’s another type of dog that does the killing they just use the general term “dog” or “pet”.

Pets are not naturally agressive towards people. They weren’t originally bred to be naturally agressive towards other dogs either. This is a myth. Look at the name.

They are safe to have as pets just as safe as any other medium to large dog that can kill a small being. Maybe we should outlaw dogs as pets since even so called good ones might bite you in the face if you get near them while eating. So what kind of Pit did you have?

You don’t understand that there are certain aspects in all species that are ingrained in their nature. These are natural instincts and cannot be removed, regardless of its upbringing or training. Pitbulls are naturally more aggressive than other breeds from birth. Distinguishing how much aggressiveness is acceptable in a pet is another matter entirely. Pitbulls, at least, don’t require that much attention in this are: they should not be allowed as pets.

[Rhio2k]

I can’t really imagine any girl being turned on by a guy with no balls. Besides, have you ever heard the voice of a man with literally no balls? It’s anti pussy.

I worked with a guy who had an accident…down there…when he was a kid, and lost a testicle. He sounded JUST like Mickey Mouse. I imagine a dude with NO testicles since adolescence would sound…hmmm, probably like Beaker (some of y’all are too young to know who that is).

Here’s another thought: aren’t the testicles INSIDE the body before puberty, then they drop into the scrotum? If they got his nads, then they must also have mangled his dangly. Dog-bites aren’t surgically precise. They would have had to excavate his entire pubis to get to his gonads.

[SoVi3t]

I worked with a guy who had an accident…down there…when he was a kid, and lost a testicle. He sounded JUST like Mickey Mouse. I imagine a dude with NO testicles since adolescence would sound…hmmm, probably like Beaker (some of y’all are too young to know who that is).

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2. When I went to military camp almost 15 years ago, I remember one idiot who would come into the showers and run and slide across the tiles…until he caught his scrotum on a water drain and ripped it open.

[deadfrog]

don’t testes drop at like age 6 or something

Here’s another thought: aren’t the testicles INSIDE the body before puberty, then they drop into the scrotum? If they got his nads, then they must also have mangled his dangly. Dog-bites aren’t surgically precise. They would have had to excavate his entire pubis to get to his gonads.

Mmh, I dunno. I just figured they tore a hole and sucked 'em out. :wonder:

[Kromo]

Right now, at this moment, in this world, there is probably someone who would eat your testicles if given the chance.
Does this mean humans are a bunch of killing machines that should be euthanized?
I wonder.
I wonder.

[spudlyff8fan]

Right now, at this moment, in this world, there is probably someone who would eat your testicles if given the chance.
Does this mean humans are a bunch of killing machines that should be euthanized?
I wonder.
I wonder.

Yeah, I think we’d all lose sleep over the death of a dude that eats testicles.

[alfaphlex]

Right now, at this moment, in this world, there is probably someone who would eat your testicles if given the chance.
Does this mean humans are a bunch of killing machines that should be euthanized?
I wonder.
I wonder.

wait a minute. did you just compare a human to a dog?

[mIRC]

Here’s another thought: aren’t the testicles INSIDE the body before puberty, then they drop into the scrotum?

You don’t remember having testicles before puberty? I can understand because I can’t remember a time when I never had hair on my balls.

[Rhio2k]

You don’t remember having testicles before puberty? I can understand because I can’t remember a time when I never had hair on my balls.

I never actually noticed em till I started pleasing the unicorn. Did some reading and it says they’re supposed to drop in the first year of life.