Pitbulls devour baby testicles

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She should know better.

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Pitbulls aren’t “killing machines” but they’re not hamsters either, need to be aware of your surroundings and take measures to protect what’s important to you.

I can’t recall how many times i have defended the american pit bull terrier, it’s become a chore to educate ignorant people.

It’s truly hilarious how some people think their dog is apart of their family, on the same level as a person. It is a damn animal, it is filthy, and it licks its own crotch and then licks your face :lol:.

Something that humors me is that some dogs are so nice that you could probably steal them from their owners and the dog wouldn’t give a damn as long as it was fed.

The most retarded thing however are people who have pigs as pets. Gotta be kidding me…

In my opinion, unless you have a farm or a large property that requires security / protection, you don’t need a dog.

Furthermore, for all of you people out there who want to ban pit bulls, eradicate them, whatever, do you know what would happen?

Another breed would simply take their place.

Fixed.

So how are they not killing machines?

Pits really get a bad rap. My Pit would never hurt a fucking soul.

SMH.

I already know you’re retarded. Since the day you came on mIRC and came onto SRK.

But I like to quote some of the ridiculous things you say. It’s fun.

You guys do realize that he’s effectively been castrated right? Not only will his development as a man be severely hindered, but he wouldn’t even be able to get an erection in the first place. Puberty will be hell since he will probably be pumped with a cocktail of artificial growth hormones which will plague him with uncontrollable mood swings and awkward looking physical attributes.

On the subject on pit bulls and dogs in general–

Let’s say pit bulls aren’t the most aggressive breed of dog- which I am inclined to agree, and let’s even have a general consensus that the whole “maneating pit bull” propaganda created by the media has been blown to ludicrous proportions.

Now every vociferous dog lover always falls back on the, “it’s not the animal, but the owner” shtick fail to realize the idealization in their decrying of “bad” owners.

Bad, lazy, uneducated, and/ or abusive dog owners will always exist. Which means that these owners will always tend to want a breed of dog which parallels their nature, either because that breed has ill repute (however undeserved) or because it looks menacing.

This means that the breeds of choice for these owners, which have a significant ability to cause harm due to their physical attributes, will have to be regarded with a heightened level of apprehension. You can’t expect the average person to make assumptions on random animals which have the ability to mutilate you and you shouldn’t expect that every owner will be forthcoming in their desire to make their animal into a weapon.

So breaking out the statistics or the training manuals is good on paper, but it can’t delay an impending tragedy- only give the owners who have the interest more understanding of their pet.

Fun Fact: Deer kill more people than dogs and bears per year.

In before puns.

…Shit.

regardless of whether pit bulls are actually sweethearts, the bite harder than like any other dog. if a golden retriever bit me i wouldnt even trip, but a pit bull, thats a different story :sad:

thats very true. Even if it was true that pitbulls arent significantly more aggressive then other dogs, the fact is that when do do bite, it hurts like bajesus. and usualy causes enough damage to make the news.

They’re not wearing a bandana, wearing camo pants, and dual wielding machine guns.

I guess Tom Green isn’t the only person missing testicles now

What exactly would surgeons be supposed to do in a situation like this?

Finish the job? Give the kid a vagina?

You got somethin against Siegfried and Roy man.

Alright, if it Tyson punched me it would hurt alot more than Pee Wee Herman. Notice that anytime there is a pitbull attack the topic is always identifying that is a pitbull but when it’s another type of dog that does the killing they just use the general term “dog” or “pet”.

Pets are not naturally agressive towards people. They weren’t originally bred to be naturally agressive towards other dogs either. This is a myth. Look at the name.

They are safe to have as pets just as safe as any other medium to large dog that can kill a small being. Maybe we should outlaw dogs as pets since even so called good ones might bite you in the face if you get near them while eating. So what kind of Pit did you have?

lol cool story bro. can’t ever recall having been on mIRC.

false fact. rottweilers and german shepherds both have a more powerful bite.

any dog biting you would hurt… getting bit by a human even hurts.

i’ve owned a german shepherd and american pit bull terrier. the german shepherd was so wild and ate its own crap and would constantly jump on my back and tear my shirts.

my pit was so obedient and loving. he broke/trashed a lot of stuff though.

Install nueticles?

don’t testes drop at like age 6 or something

between the revelations of one SRKer’s horrible parenting and general dog ignorance of others, let’s not lose sight of the fact that puns managed to make a comeback. thank god!

LOL. by the cats. Well, it’s a dog. One day those cats are gonna push her too far and you’re gonna hear the rough side of meOWWWWWWWW!!!

As far as the safety of pets are concerned, I still believe it’s all in the owner. If you can’t train your animal, get someone who can. it’s that simple. even then, I say use caution. Even if the dogs are trained, a baby isn’t. Just be careful dude.

Yep. As the joker would say,“All it takes is one rotten day.” I made that same mistake once against a daschund (SP?) you know. the weiner dog. “This little mutt can’t do nothing.” I thought. Fucker tore my foot up enough to where I couldn’t walk on it. That was many moons ago and the thing is dead now, but the memory lives on.

Aw snap. CALL THE AMBERLANCE!!!

^ Right there. I’m sure you all remember the past few news reports about Michael Vick and DMX. Of course, the dogs were abused this time, but both cases reported dog fighting involving, you guessed it, pit bulls. When I see some of these ghetto kids over here trying to carry around a pit, I have to wonder which one should be carrying the leash and which one should be on it. At least the Rottwielers and Dobermens have been getting a break, but the fact remains that it’s the people, not the animals themselves, that are causing the bad rep.

:wow: OMG!!! Night of the lepus!! It’s real!! It’s damn real!!!

:rofl: You know you wrong for that.

Can’t stop the puns forever. This is SRK after all.

-Starhammer-

not to nitpick, but dmx was suspected of dog neglect (he claimed he paid someone to take care of his dogs who never showed up), not dog fighting…but we all now dmx is probably a big supporter of dogfighting lol