Ceiling fan. Yea…never getting one because with my luck I’d be the victim of the next final destination movie :wasted: it will probably fall on my dicc too… :wasted:
Fucking BEES!
In order my top 3 fears would be
My mother living forever
Uncertainty
Man sized spiders
Wasps…OMFG this things paralyze me. Worst was two years ago, I was walking into a classroom, and a class full of 11-year-old girls come running out screaming. I walk in to find a ton of wasps in the room and ran out like an 11-year-old Korean girl.
Ghosts, surgical equipment, and being electrocuted.
Beeeaddds? /AD reference
I love Bumble bees, those creatures are harmless. Honey bees are more aggressive but wont sting you unless they are angry or frightened. Wasps however don’t give a flying fuck, they will bite and sting for lols. In my garden I have this wooden fence, sometimes during the day I can hear this scratching sound, I look outside and there are a bunch of wasps chewing at the fence. :grrr:
I don’t know why I never used to be scared of spiders, I used to catch those big bathroom spiders and throw them out for my little brother, but now those things creep me the fuck out and have started appearing in my dreams :looney:
I once had a dream about getting covered in spiders, when I suddenly woke up, I opened my eyes to be greeted by spider on the edge of my pillow. Dude must have been whispering shit in my ear :blah:
You in the wrong country, homie.
:sad:
:tdown:
Those are bullet wounds :wasted:
People scared of chickens crack me up
I’m scared of completely irrational shit like dying with my dick in my hand, telling all my life secrets while I’m under anesthesia, and the Mona Lisa. :tup:
Jellyfish.
Box jellyfish or Irakandji specifically. Why? Because they’re fucking near invisible land mines that can be anywhere in the waters they regular. They don’t give a fuck about anything, they just touch shit and they die.
Atleast you can respect spiders/snakes since as long as you don’t bother them, they generally won’t bother you. Jellyfish? Oh what up bro, sorry that my near invisible tentacle got your nads. Assholes.
and for some reason… BOX JELLYFISH IN PARTICULAR HAS EYES.
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WHY**
as for Irakandji
Spoiler
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Irukandji-jellyfish-queensland-australia.jpg
Barely getting a nick from these barely visible specks of life can kill you. WHY :chainsaw:
Also Piranha’s and a bunch of sea creature’s whose job is to ambush the fuck out of whatever comes their way. Used to be scared of bees, but then I learned to respect them, wasps I always get the fuck out whenever I see one.
To build upon the previous poster’s Avatar of “What if Indianna Jones was a pedophile”: Snakes. Goddamn I hate snakes.
@Manx thanks for offering to pay for my therapy bills.
Them things are the reason I don’t go to Western China. Over here on the east coast wasps are no different than the ones we have in the states.
spiders
spiders
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Over here in Texas, bumble bees are so cute doe! Wasps don’t seem to bother me and are not bothered by me it seems, knock on wood.
electric injection. … that’s creepy men
I’m completely fine with snakes and spiders, they don’t bother me a bit. Cockroaches, toads, rats and ugly people on the other hand can fuck right off. I especially don’t understand people that keep rats as pets. They’re VERMIN.
Oh, and needles. Fuck needles.
wtf are those @Manx
edit: nvm http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/killer-hornets-see-first-pictures-2327613
Spiders, man. Been bitten around a dozen times. 7 of those happened one night in my sleep. The fuck is that about?
I know what you mean dude. When I say bees I pretty much meant anything that flies and has a stinger. Honey bees actually don’t bother me as much as they used to, but I have a serious problem with hornets and wasps. I grew up on a farm in rural Virginia and had to mow the lawn every day in the summers. Without fail, I would hit a yellow jacket nest with the mower several times each year and get stung 10 or 15 times all at once. I developed a psychological condition where I freak out whenever I see a wasp or hornet. Earlier this spring I embarrassed my girlfriend when we were eating out on a restaurant patio and I started dropping F bombs all loud when a paper wasp flew by. There were a few families with children and angry mourners nearby. Can’t help it. God help me if a wasp ever flies into my car while driving at a high speed. Everyone around me will probably die.
@Manx fuck you, posting those Asian giant hornets without spoiler tags and warnings.