that video is killing me just watching it. Big ass wasp just twerkin’ showing off that 3 inch stinger.
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Heights.
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Don’t think you’re safe!!!
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Tight spaces, heights, snakes.
:’(
Big fucking Grasshoppers.
I really wish we could negotiate with them. I mean… I don’t have a problem with them being in the yard during the summer. Just get the fuck out for about 30 minutes and let me trim the hedges as quick as humanly possible. then you can get back to whatever Grasshoppers do. I literally just open my door and stare at the hedges looking for camo’d BFGs each morning before stepping out. When entering the house I walk up the steps and keep my attention on the door blocking out the rest of the environment. Once I’m in the house I use a mirror to search my back thoroughly. If one ever got on me I’d probably turn into nothingness.
You ever seen a locust up close?
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Just kidding
Heights and bees/Wasps.
There’s no distinction for me, if it’s black/brown/yellow and flying in a weird bee-y pattern, I get really scared, and it’s really stupid because I don’t even think a sting from just one would hurt that much?
Insects. All of them.
They can have all of the natural benefits you want, just keep them the fuck away from me.
Spiders.
Not big Spiders, but little ones. The Little ones are always the deadliest ones ;-;
visited the grand canyon (west rim) a month ago. didn’t and still don’t understand how people just casually walk up to the edge of that shit as if they do it everyday. one muscle twitch or gust of wind and you’re done. and it WAS windy that day. nobody seemed to care but me. it’s not a controlled simulation like a roller coaster or w/e. it’s literally you standing at the edge of a goddamn cliff. i dunno.
anyway
spiders of any size whether they’re harmless or not
insects that are capable of bodily harm (bees, ticks, etc.)
large dogs (well any dog, but i’m trying to get over this because i like dogs)
being responsible for mistakes or accidents
im mostly ok with snakes. if theyre small enough to be a non-threat, we cool. being afraid a snake large enough to easily suffocate you or cause a serious bite injury isnt what i’d call a phobia. i would probably be afraid of being underwater when wildlife is around but i never go swimming anyway. as much as i would like to, i probably wouldnt be able to go into one of those underwater cages to see sharks.
Spiders any spider any size if its in my house it needs to parish. If its outside near my house it needs to parish. If its in its web and the web is big… It needs to parish. If it gets on me it needs to be exiled to endless pain and suffering in the underworld.
Really mostly any bug with more than 4 legs needs to parish.
The ocean fuck that place. Its dark and murky i once steped on a fucking stingray fuck that painful nonsense. Jellyfish are stupid and creepy. Then u get random fish. Im not scared of fish but when they swim by you and touch you and you cant see the, screw that. I have not gone into the ocean in years and the fish can keep that horrible environment no matter how many nemos are swimming around with dori i aint jumping in there.
I keep picturing a spider going to church.
Spiders for me. My dad showed me Arachniphobia when I was a kid and I was messed up since. I just freeze when I see them. Bees and Wasps as well. A long time ago my mom got stung in the eye by a big ass wasp/bee/hornet thing. I knew where the nest was, so I got super bundled up and put on my dad’s motorcycle helmet (with the visor) and went out to the nest to avenge my mom. Grabbed all my fire cracker stash and went to work. Since the nest was in a hole leading under our house, I lit them up then covered the hole with a huge rock. I’m still scared of bees and stuff, but if it stings my mom or family, I have to destroy them.
Actually fuck bugs in general.
These are the worst imo. They are basically little Pokemon.
Check this out. I was super nervous the whole video, but that was put in work, lol.
Having my imports detained by customs.
Having my computer seized after my SRK cover is blown.
Spending the rest of my life in cute girl jail.
A lot of bug phobias lol. my mom is really scared of spiders, just mention there is a spider around and she will scream and run into another room, I remember when I was 8 a friend drew a picture if a spider and had a rubber one and showed them to her and she fainted for 2 hours.
I guess I’m scared of having bugs crawl in my ears while I’m sleeping because I usually stay up late and in the summer I sometimes find huge bugs on my pillow and I think “if I was normal and was asleep now that huge bug would be walking in my face now”.
Spiders.
Large open bodies of water, that ain’t where we suppose to be now.
I had another I forgot, post it up when it scares me shitless next. Now to find something to make Manx talk. 
That reminds me…
Getting your fingers bent in an painful position. Just thinking about that makes me feel uncomfortable…
Crocodiles
Alligators
Aneurysms