this is important information that the NSA will use against you
thanks Obama
I have this issue. You are now spicy food intolerant. It seems to just…pop up at some point in your life. For me it was Chipotle, I’d find myself like, wtf every morning after Chipotle my stomach hurts but a fire hot shit immediately alleviates any discomfort. Later going to any sportsbar for hotwings was the same, but worse. It seems to depend on how much of the spice you have. Like, a bunch of hot sauce is probably going to feel worse than dry spice like on a chicken sandwich or something.
Basically, when you consume spicy food, expect this from now on. It’s not going to kill you, but it’s not going away either.
It’s not going to kill you right away would be the result
When you walk away
You don’t hear me say,
"Please, oh baby, don’t go."
Simple and clean is the way that you’re making me feel tonight
It’s hard to let it go
You’re giving me too many things
Lately, you’re all I need.
You smiled at me and said,
"Don’t get me wrong, I love you,
But does that mean I have to meet your father?"
When we are older you’ll understand
What I meant when I said,
“No, I don’t think life is quite that simple”
The daily things that keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That’s when you came to me and said,
"Wish I could prove I love you,
But does that mean I have to walk on water?"
When we are older you’ll understand
It’s enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn’t scare me at all
Nothing’s like before
Funny how the multitude of shitty threads this guy makes and only THAT one gets closed.
Gee whiz, I wonder why.
Chicken McNuggets are nothing but fried plastic. The Whopper was rated one of the most unhealthy burgers of all time. The Mayonaise on a Whopper contains EDTA. EDTA is closely related to Lighter Fluid. The ketchup has High Fructose Corn Syrup which is a hormone distabilzer linked to Diabetes and Obesity. Soy meat is death. The cheese is processed. I am willing to bet the Tomatoes are GMO. Eat a a non GMO salad with Garlic and Ginger to get back right.
Stopped reading there.
Is EDTA lighter fluid? No. So stop fear-mongering with this “most unhealthy burger of all time” shit, especially when Hardees/Carl’s Jr. exists.
P.S. BK doesn’t use soy in their beef.
The reason your asshole burned that much wasn’t because you farted under your blanket lol.
The acids from the jalapeno (or any really spicy food for that matter) don’t get fully neutralized during your digestion, so the mucous membranes of your asshole start to burn, just like your mouth did.
The pain from this acid burn usually feels so bad because your asshole isn’t used to it at all, unlike your mouth.
Jalapenos can be spicy, but the level of capsicum they contain is inconsistent, so you always run the risk of getting a mild one. I grew a salsa garden this summer and some of them were pretty hot. The highest I’ve seen japs on the Scoville scale is 10,000 units (habaneros range from 100,000 to 350,000). Of course, this is all relative. Some people are more sensitive to heat than others. I just made some green chile stew this weekend and, while I definitely love the spice, it always burns me on the way out, too.
I want some nachos right now.
There I sat
Broken-hearted
Had to shit
But only farted
:’(
Still laughing at this
Bad news, friend: your asshole is a pussy.
why pass them in bed when you can save them for weekly street fighter 4 tournaments :wasted:
you know its a BeGuiled thread when it just seems to linger around, like a fart.
Unlike female comedians, farts will always be funny at all times.
This guy is hilarious, man. 
Maybe he’s my brother.