Ottawa September Thread

Hahaha,
I just read the entire article. Get this, to combat the so called ‘problems’ facing the cave, they’re proposing to increase the light. “but The Dank Moe, The Dank!”… speechless. Other fixes they proposed included surveillance cameras in the stairways etc.

They’re actually trying to blame the majority of everything on non-students, from the tagging, to the so called ‘confrontations’… Even going so far as to mention that the place should be closed off to non students (which in the end they stated was not the outcome).

Hahaha, I wish I could read french better, I havent attempted to read the article. From what I hear from the summaries in here it sounds like pure gold.

edit: i tried to read it and the french gave me a headache.

It is gold.Looks like the Marc Duval dude is going to be talking to the cave owner over the next few weeks.They’re even talking about the employee’s being too soft.Looks like ahmed is in for a ride.I dont get the part about the graffitis and shit.What graffitits?

Homos who paint breasts on themselves.

I thought those kids stopped tagging since that “Homo wall” punk got jacked by a sandy vagina. Mkp I think it’s time you persuaded those kids with The People’s Eyebrow…actually, I think this calls for The Peoples Elbow.
IIIFF YAAAA SMEEELLLLLLELLELLELELEL … what the Jon… is cooking.

Eyebrows i can do, elbows i dunno.
Actually fuck those kids, those kids are scrubs and they don’t play the games, all they do of
"merit" is play YuGiOh with Traian, so basically the “BEST” THING they contribute to the Games Room is preventing our bro from getting laid anytime soon.

The kids never stopped tagging, they fuck up the fucking bathroom all the time.
Cameras I don’t care, and more light would be aight…

But “excessive noise” and “confrontation”?
So THAT guy is the fucking douche bag who is responsible for cottage-cheese-thighs and her boyfriend (either of those two guys who look like if they were delivered by C-Section, they would spend their entire lives never touching a pussy… y’all know who I’m talking about) continuously being profanity-nazis to Dee and I?

What a tool!
I thought it was the travel agency guys, turns out it’s the god damned Student Newspaper?

Aw man, that is SO WACK.

Dee are you going to Preem? I have to fucking camp out outside of heaven at 9pm to make sure I get a door ticket… so wack. Holler at the Cell, where u @?

EDIT: And while I’m at it fuck cottage-cheese-thighs, I can’t stand her.
Oh man. She is SO anal. “This is a business line”… GTFO. The PURPOSE of the arcade BUSINESS is to attract people to SPEND MONEY on the GAMES. THEREFORE, if people go there to MEET FRIENDS to play GAMES, as an EMPLOYEE of said BUSINESS, what she SHOULD be doing is not being such a rabid cow about people making inquiries, as a PREREQUISITE to PATRONAGE, as to whether or not their friends are present.

All caps added in case she reads this, because I sense that she’s thicker in the dome than a project hooker on a Dirty Bird/Grape Drank diet with 5 chitlun.

I’m in agreement with most of what u posted bout the fromage lady but yo , there’s nothing wrong with grape drank. Fuck yo vitamins nigga.

Premi-P-P-Premier? I failed to get my ticket in time so I’m either not going or campin out with you prepared to say “wow, that’s all my money”. Yo I dunno bout the latter but I’ll be at the cave round 630 if you wanna discuss it

let’s just ban yugioh from the arcade altogether

Agreed. Let’s ban yugioh and alex from the arcade altogether.

Did you get your cell back Ahmed?

Well school is back in, which means that I have yet another math course with a crappy professor and an assignment which I need some help with. This time it’s Probability. SO if anyone could help me out it would be appreciated. And I know some of the questions may seem straightforward/easy but I want to make sure I’m doing it correctly before handing in an assignment of all wrong answers.

A computer system uses passwords that are six characters and each character is one of the 26 letters or 10 integers (0-9). Uppercase letters are not used. Let “A” denote the event that a password begins with a vowel (a, e, i, o, u) and let “B” denote the event that a password ends with an even number (0,2,4,6,8). Suppose a hacker selects a password at random. Determine the following probabilities:

a) p(A)
b) p(B)
c) p(A intersect B)
d) p(A union B)

Thanks :smiley:

Probability + crappy professor… sounds like MacDonald.

I totally agree about the loitering kids and shit, the only point from that article that I was in agreement with. I used to play the game, but seriously, it’s an arcade, pretty much a place of business. If you’re not a paying customer there’s no real reason for you to be there. According to a friend of mine it was terrible for that this summer.

On the flip side, it’s a bit sucky to be a paying customer if none of the games work right.

you guys better not make any rash decisions here. i talked to julia about everything and this is what i gathered (and this may be the only slightly useful thing i’ve ever posted):

-bathrooms will be locked and there will be one key for each (boys and girls)
-no one under 18 without the accompaniment of a student is allowed there (myself and a few others are exceptions because we’ve been going there for years)
-security will be coming by once a week OR MORE (so that means less frequent activity with consoles and joints in the office). BUT the good news is it’s supposed to be at specific times which Julia plans to find out and have on a schedule in the office.

I dont remember if there were anymore than that but if I find out more from Julia I will be sure to let you all know.

Ahmed, did those bastards who took my stuff come back today? I want them arrested a.s.a.p. even if i have to shove them on school property myself.

why is everyone bent on making the cave less fun?

i’m not sure if increased security is a good thing or not.

Locked bathrooms… sure, lol, take a 2 minute walk to get to the next one.

Nobody there without a student… they never enforce that. I’ve been with friends in the UCU Lounge (where the Tower used to be), they were told to GTFO the one time… we kept going, they never showed up to enforce it.

Less consoles… meh. Wouldn’t be so much of a problem if the cabinets worked well. Smoking in the office though… why? Is it a requirement to be blazed while playing fighting games? Why do you have to smoke on the premises anyway? Worst case scenario, go take a walk, smoke it up, come back?

Moral of the story: It’s not gonna last, but if unwanteds think it will, it could turn out for the better.

Assuming characters can be reused, and order matters,

a) 5/36
b) 5/36
c) 25/1296
d) 335/1296

Think of it this way: p(A) = (# of passwords beginning with a vowel)/(total # of passwords)
And since you have 36 possible choices for each character, p(A) = 53636363636/363636363636
Which can be simplified, as above.

b) is similar

c) is done in the same way, but now you have the # of passwords beginning with a vowel AND ending with an even number as your numerator, so after cancellation, it comes out as 55/3636

d) uses a trick: p(AUB) = p(A) + p(B) - p(A intersect B)
Pretty intuitive, but basically it means that the probability of A or B happening is the sum of the probabilities of either event, minus the probability that they both happen. It’s really obvious if you look at a Venn diagram.

It’s not. They should be focusing their efforts on catching bike thieves.

just a reminder, the ranbat is on the 28th, not tomorrow

plus, these news scrubs need to find real problems to write about instead of bitching about how an arcade makes noise and gives peeps a venue to relax.

GG’s

Oh, I thought it was 2morrow.

i was sure it was tomorrow

if it’s on the 28th, unless my film creation team wants to go film on that very night, i’ll be there. i’ll try to bring the laptop too for random tetris tourney if people really want it. TGM is the best tetris ever.

unless ehsan wants to bring his 360, then we can get PFHD remix mode tournament. anyone who wants to play just has to pick ken or donovan, those fuckers are still broken.

I HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE. i cant stand it anymore.

i dont even give a @%$# what happens to the cave. i dont want to even think about it when im not there.

edit: thanks David and gg.

All i know is DJ Premier was dope. and i have his hat.