Ono's ridiculous aesthetics

This is what this thread is all about now - Ono’s decisions to stop including loose balls in the character designs of SFIV onwards.

It would probably be fine today.

I-No’s nip slip on the other hand, would inevitably caused unending waves of butthurt tweets, angry tumblr blogs, and general noise from people who would never touch a fighting game because, well - it’s not a JRPG and requires some hand eye coordination to play well. Oh, and they’d have to interact with other people to get the full game experience, and that may trigger them.

Capcom can maximize their Sony bucks by including Safe Lobbies in SF5 online. Nobody can talk trash, you can’t be messaged, and there are no losers. Everybody “wins” by time out, and they both get trophies for pressing start. :dizzy:

Stop you’ll summon the feminists.

I SUMMON SUPER FEMINIST IN ATTACK MODE!!!

HER SPECIAL ABILITY LETS ME ATTACK YOUR LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!!!

GO MY SUPER FEMINIST!!!

Sounds redundant. But can she also play the victim card and rationalize the miscellaneous unfairnesses of life as oppression brought on by the Patriarchy? If not, I won’t be impressed.

Keep Matriarch out of this thread.

You ever see a feminist in attack mode? Things dug in deeper then a rabbit in a hole.

HEHE, YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO MY TRAP CARD!!!

And I end my turn.

Wait, you have tits and a dick?

Fixed to make funnier. Thank you based D3v.

I’d use Bailey Jay or some shit but then I’d probably get thrown in the slammer with the other miscreants, I’m not gonna end up like Daemos.

GRrrrrrrrrrr a bold move…but now I summon

In defensive mode and end my turn.

I think one aesthetic choice that was cool in SF4 was Akuma, Oni, and E.Ryu unique KOs when you end a match with one of their ultra’s or in E.Ryu’s case his super. I was told that with the lack of “KO” appearing on the screen and the announcer saying nothing nor the defeated character letting out a scream. It was implied that the opponent was killed and not simply KO’d. Kinda like how Darkstalkers gave certain character’s attacks that deliver a fatal blow should they KO. I think they should expand on that and give each character an attack that causes a unique KO animation. Like for example ken’s critical art. Should that KO the last part of his super where he kicks you square in the face with a flaming foot. Upon looking at the defeated character they will be left with a burnt foot print on their face. Or perhaps certain attacks that KO will leave the defeated character with a specific injury or in the case of characters like Akuma. They kill them.

You can have your thread back now guys.

DONALD TRUMP…BECOME PRESIDENT!!!

wins the duel

What is this?

Why are my life points going down too?

BUT BUT!! IT’S NOT POSSIBLE!!!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/5/5f/Yami_Marik.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091027151615

…you thought it was over, so soon? Succumb to my Millenium Rod, your Trump card is useless!

Clever.

But your rod…I dunno. I do not fear rods…unless it’s a poison rod.

No

I save Elf and Rufus over them even as chara design alone (in Elf case ONLY as chara design, i hate his gameplay), since theyr “lack of visual appeal” is not due bad character design but about average audience tastes being shit, and 9 times out 10 fans being ignorant about what character design is

When I read that I get a skinny angry looking white metrosexual hipster popping up in my mind, waving his little fist at whatever not enough SJW he read on neogaf and adding “she ain’t need no man!”

Imagine the catfish-nerd that got bullied by that fat taiwanese in the epic thread
But without a cute asian girl.

Whatever do you mean? I am being passed around like the village bicycle for cigarettes here, and I’m having the time of my life! The other day I learned what a tossed salad is, do you know what a tossed salad is? It’s like that scene from Shawshank Redemption x 100!! Time of my life I tell you!

(get me out of here, d3v!)