One Provider to Rule Them All

coming from somebody who has enjoyed his fair share of orgies, it makes all the difference in the world. Next time you lay down on a pillow, remember that I used 69ing lesbians as a pillow. Sure my dick is only in one of them, but you’d be amazed at what the others were up to.

Shut up, angel. Your post made me forget what I wanted to say originally.

Comcast is the worst fucking company ever. In FL, it’s either them or Uverse, and Uverse is below ass level. Before AT&T rolled it out (which was delayed for damn near a year), Comcast is ALL we had in my city. They’ve been raping pockets for decades.

The gateways they give people (certain models) … you have to call them to put it into bridge mode in order to use your own router. On what fucking planet should it be necessary to have to contact them in order to make changes to how you setup your own wifi.

Why do people have to pay $9.99 to watch Home Alone on demand during the holidays when channels show it for free? They are the biggest nickle diming whores around.

I don’t have a data cap, so I can’t shit on net access. Everything else… fuck 'em.

Comb ya beard son, wouldn’t want you to get hit by the Razor’s Edge.

All of you americans are complaining about how shitty their plans are, when it’s way worse in Canada

to New York

to London


one thing I found out, was that my Internet is slowed down by other tenants in the apartment. so at peak hours, I slow down a bit. At least I don’t have a cap that I don’t know off.

I wanna believe I can download my porn faster.

I also want to be able to load several 1+ GB files with no problems

Lol I’ve never seen 0 ping before. Most likely rounded down but still hilarious.

I turned off 3/4 VMs so you guys don’t think FIOS sucks completely.

Don’t want to take the test server offline.

Do you have dedicated NICS for those VMs? I’m about to start a testing environment utilizing VMs and I’m thinking about investing too much money in dual-port NICS and a really good router capable of hosting VLANs. Too bad decent motherboards only come with one fucking PCI port these days.

:tup:

:rofl: nah. I only shell out money for dedicated NICS for business servers. I stay broke for personal use. Also I would never connect to SRK or random websites from my separate business line, even with all the protection.

I remember when my internet connection decades ago was like 8kbps dialing up. The point I was making is that 3Mbps is more than enough for SRK and even watching non-hd youtube videos.

vs.

What kind of costumer service did Time Warner give you?

Maybe something like this?

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/BlRrQoE.jpg

Damn, dudes can’t even make a spelling mistake on a video game forum anymore…

Haha Pertho has lysdexia.

Paying roughly 50/month for this, but all in all Bright House is shit, you can expect internet to randomly be down once a month or so.

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He rubbed off on you then when both links are the same word. What’s next, you about to suggest Capcom vs Capcom? Capcom SNK Namco, same thing!

But he may have invented the cunt-stumer? Sexual maneuver. Update urbandictionary.

Well neither of those worked. URL to stop the censorship patriarchy. and Quote=Matriarch disappeared into the dark void. No “edit” here to say I messed with the real quotes.

http://www.speedtest.net/result/3305100332.png

Just for you buddy. I used to get like 15/2-3 but after getting fed up at them, they told me of an upgrade plan. 5 dollars extra a month. It’s amazing.

Dammit! I honestly wouldn’t have called him out if he hadn’t of used the word costumer several times in the post. I thought the idea of ‘costumer service’ was pretty funny though, and I hope Pertho doesn’t think I was being a bitch or anything.

What a surprise i don’t give a fuck about the net connection issues in a country I’ve never been to.

It’s not “way worse” in Canada. We have our good and bad areas just like the states, and a network of shitty copper wire instead of delicious, superior fiber.

Pay way more for way less speed.

You’re right, it’s so comparable.