In what field?
When it comes to geography, America happens to have basically any sort of spot available. We’ve got Cape Cod, we’ve got Miami Beach, we’ve got New York City, Las Vegas, Hawaii, Alaska. Canada has…uhhh…tundra?
Culturally, America beats out Canada in every department. America has Hollywood. Canada has the Toronto Film Festival. America has [media=youtube]mwLOJtaYHxg"]Aerosmith. Canada has [URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhpVtNw7hd4”[/media]. Down the list. Hell, Canadians are proud of Celine Dion. Fuck is that?
Politically, for all our problems, we’re yet to have a President suspend Congress.
Financially, America is still the best there is. The global economy has never stalled while waiting for news about the Canadian treasury bill. You can pay your way through places around the world with the American dollar. Granted, a Canadian dollar is still internationally useful…it’s just that its use is limited to bathroom stalls.
Canadians are insular and xenophobic. The Canadian government actually banned American TV channels, and put everything on hold to make sure that the NFL couldn’t move the Buffalo Bills to Toronto, out of fear that it’d threaten the CFL. That’s absolutely childish.
Canadians have an unhealthy dependence on their government. Washington DC never threw Disney a fistful of cash to save them from Canadian studios. There are no laws forbidding the CFL from expanding into America. Hell, does anything even survive in Canada if it isn’t propped up by government funding? Is there a single major entity in any field that isn’t on the take?
And then there’s Canadian arrogance. I’m yet to even have a conversation with a Canadian where they don’t end up foolishly rushing into saying “LOLOLWERBETTERTHANUANDYOUKNOWIT” (no offense, Valaris). In all seriousness, the simple fact that Canadian press believes that they talk from a position of authority on American politics says it all. Then you have Canadians inexplicably proud of a healthcare system that is so feeble that companies pop up that are based on trafficking people into the country that they’re somehow better than because they can’t get chemotherapy. I’ve met far too many Canadians in my life, and I’m yet to meet one that wasn’t an arrogant prick.
Christ, how is America NOT better than Canada? In any way? Hell, America even produces better anti-Americans than you scrubs.