Scarlett is crazier than Jack at times. All that PSYCHO went to her head.
Just watched the recent episodes… didn’t even notice the show was on again! Jack Bauer can leave his message before the beep 
Ok, it’s Wednesday, where is our Azreal recap?
Ep was too good as others have said. Lots of classic Jack in this ep. What exactly did they think was gonna happen with the decoy? The second they pulled into the power plant, I was already looking for the dude with the rocket launcher. There is always a dude witha rocket launcher…these guys obviously don’t watch enough 24. I agree that Garofolo is the mole. However, we were talking about this last night, because of 24 logic, she is also obvious because she’s not obvious. Twitchy boy is too obvious, Moss is a fucking pussy without a brain(think Chapelle from S3), the president’s chief of staff was way too obvious, so basically anyone could be the mole because applying 24 logic, everyone fits the profile of a 24 mole.
Man, the First Gentleman is actually Andre Linoge straight out of Storm of the Century
If boy would have had his wolf cane, half the crap he has gone through probably wouldn’t have happened.
That was a dumbass plan to bring fake-Billy Ocean up there to Pimp D’s Chemical Plant Zone. WTF did they think was going to happen? More wasted American lives V_V
Holy fuck…Agent Walker graduated from the shitty college I dropped out from:
http://www.millikin.edu/ (slideshow link…random)
waiting on the tony double-double cross when everyone gets back to the secret CTU HQ, finds that he’s gone with the CIP device (since he’s the one who immediately said it was destroyed, he easily could have recovered it for later use).
Looks like Az is too busy playing SF4 to do a 24 recap…
Yes, but he’s still with Chloe…
Does Tony Almeida have to choke a bitch? (again?)
or raping his wife
How exactly was Jack and Agent Moss tracking Dirty Agent Vossler? And has any one else notice this show isn’t moving in real time any more?? They seem to be meeting up and getting to new locations across the city within 8 minutes??
HOLY FUCK, my heart is still racing from this week’s BAUER POWER HOUR!
BAD HAIR DAY delivers a slightly withered FIRST PENIS to DUBAKU. Meanwhile, CTU PRIME visits with PRESIDENT SKIRT. PRESIDENT SKIRT is somewhat skeptical, but is forced to believe in STONE COLD BUCKY, SCARLETT, and THE BAUER after seeing how ineffectual her own efforts were. Almost on cue, DUBAKU calls PRESIDENT SKIRT and tells her that he’s got her PENIS. And to prove he’s serious, he gives him an UNPRESIDENTIAL CIRCUMCISION SNIP! With all eyes on her next move, PRESIDENT SKIRT proves that while DUBAKU may have her PENIS…he sure as hell doesn’t have her BALLS OF STEEL, as she prepares to serve the rest of her term with a PRESIDENTIAL DILDO (bought with taxpayer money?) in order to save the poor African country.
THE BAUER does what he does best, and says “let me handle this shit.” PRESIDENT SKIRT asks why a renegade agent who the Govt is trying to string up would be willing to help her. THE BAUER says “Ask around about me”, and in various projects all over America, thousands of would-be rappers are preparing to cop that line for themselves!
With STONE COLD BUCKY on point, THE BAUER and SCARLETT form TEAM PSYCHO: SEXY RED VERSION! I think this is my favorite TEAM PSYCHO formation to date…
In less interesting parts of the story, BLONDIE starts getting all “lonely” with WEASEL MILO…WEASEL MILO says, as nicely as he possibly could, BITCH! THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! MY WIFE COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE FLYING DUCK HUNT TARGETS! AND YOU ARE FEELING DISTANT?! WEASEL MILO, I hope that’s one sweet pussy for all the trouble it seems to be worth. DARIA-CHLOE lets WEASEL MILO know that she’s wise to his PENIS SHENANIGANS, and warns him to knock it off…although I sense a bit of jealousy there!
Okay, back to the good stuff. SCARLETT is forced to let BOSS MOSS in on the loop, who actually JIZZES IN HIS PANTS at the sound of her voice! BOSS MOSS wants to see her and her MAGNIFICENT RED FUN PILLOWS in person, so he agrees to dish out the info on BAD HAIR DAY only in person! Upon seeing SCARLETT alive, well, SHOT IN THE NECK, and still incredibly hot, he has a CYCLOPS MOMENT…that is, until he realizes Jean Grey has come back as THE PHEONIX! THE BAUER informs them that they’re going to rough up BAD HAIR DAY’S wife and kid a bit…BOSS MOSS is completely against it, but SCARLETT can only do what the fire in her loins tells her to! BOSS MOSS tries to beat a little INTEGRITY into THE BAUER, but THE BAUER just parries that shit like it was nothing! Not today, ya damn boy scout!
Meanwhile, ORDINARY GIRLFRIEND calls up PIMP DUBAKU, who lets her know he won’t be able to eat ORDINARY LASAGNA tonight. OG’s sister, SISTA XAVIER wheels in to try and tell OG that she’s getting bad CEREBO NEGRO VIBES from this brotha! OG’s is too deeply ensnared in DUBAKU’S PIMP STREAM to notice, but SISTA XAVIER has already had this guy checked out!
At the White House, PRESIDENT SKIRT and CTU PRIME try to buy some time by sending in a MUTOBO LOOK ALIKE to the scene! Do all black people really look alike? We’re about to find out!
SCARLETT arrives at BAD HAIR DAY’S SALON, and after a brief moment of hesistation, goes into the FASTEST FLIP INTO PSYCHO MODE I HAVE EVER SEEN! Goddayum! CARNAGE is BACK! As per her orders, CARNAGE takes WIFE SPLIT-ENDS and BABY FOLICLE hostage!
Back to THE BAUER, he goes straight into GRAND THEFT AUTO: PSYCHO CITY as he runs down BAD HAIR DAY! After using CARNAGE to threaten BABY FOLICLE, BAD HAIR DAY breaks like a little old woman, and coughs up the FIRST PENIS’s location! With a minor distraction, BAD HAIR DAY is able to pull a knife on THE BAUER! ROLENTO tries to knife BAUER, but BAUER has already flipped into B-GROOVE, and he simply does a PSYCHO COUNTER to ruin BAD HAIR ROLENTO’s shit! CARNAGE, meanwhile, is badly shaken from having too much PSYCHO POWER run through her veins at once! THE BAUER gives her a chance to ditch the PSYCHO SYMBIOTE and go back to just being regular 'ol SCARLETT, but CARNAGE tells him “I’ll be normal…TOMORROW.” Damn, I LOVE THIS WOMAN. BAUER goes straight-up GTA on a poor driver, jacking him of his ride!
SISTA XAVIER phones up PIMP DUBAKU and tells him she knows he’s pulling an ELIAN GONZALES on AMERICA! She offers not to put him back on his raft so long as he cuts ORDINARY GIRLFRIND out of the PIMP STREAM. Well, DUBAKU can’t have that, so he goes to put a stop to SISTA XAVIER! Meanwhile, CTU and PRESIDENT SKIRT send MUTOBO DECOY to the meeting point, but they end up becoming nothing but RPG FODDER while CTU PRIME watches on GOOGLE MAPS! …Had they done street view, they probably could have seen a couple making out on the bench down the street…
TEAM PSYCHO arrives at DUBAKU PIMP PAD #3 and again, they MAKE IT RAIN bullets on the bad guys! But SHITBREAK terrorist manages to limp his sorry ass to the FIRST PENIS, and even with BAUER’S BASEBALL SLIDE KILL, SHITBREAK gets off a COD4 DEATH RATTLE and shoots FIRST PENIS!
Will the FIRST PENIS ever be able to erect himself again? Can SCARLETT tame the PSYCHO SYMBIOTE before CARNAGE takes over? How many more below-average office women are WEASEL MILO boning? We’ll find out next week!
I’m all for it, give me the 24 I’ve been long waiting for!
The recap!
All is right in the world again.
- James
Cool, the recap is up. It just doesn’t seem like the week’s episode of 24 is complete without it.
So righteous man…so righteous!
I don’t know what I enjoy more, the show or the epic recaps. There isn’t enough rep to lay down at Azreal’s feet for these brilliant pieces of his…
president skirt :hitit: …yeah I am a perv
awesome az recap
Hell Yeah:
http://www.texaspinball.com/images/24pr.jpg
I will be at the TPF this year trying it out.