Pretty slick reversal to BAD HAIR DAY but no knife kill compares to the one that he did to BRAXTON in season 4.
Go to www.bauercount.com then check season 4 under “Spectre”.
I like how the President watched the decoy get blown up on Google Maps.
They had no chance of getting away. One of Destro’s crew was already camping the rocket launcher spawn point. Game OVER for Decoy Octopus and Random White Guy#5.
I’m thinking The Garofalo? is the mole. Shifty-Eye Bastard there seems to be the classic red herring. He’s only sneaky and suspicious because he’s trying to get some ass on the side. Blondie seemed to be in the beginning stages of fatal attraction, like she was actually about to say “I WON’T BE IGNORED…”
Destro’s girl has quite a nice mouth on her…I bet she could give a world-class blowjob. Her sister or whatever Wheels has spider sense or something and has known all along that something’s up with D, despite his pimp-level magic charm aura he has going on.
Nah, truth is black, white or whatever, the minute a brother from the mother land gets introduced to the family, at least one family member will question your green card status. I was born in the US and have no accent and that shit has happened to me.
Bad Hair Day’s wife looked slightly Asian, must be some jab at The Real Bad Hair Day, Nic Cage.
Awesome episode though! And LOL at Moss tying to take the moral highground.
Damn the wheelchair sister’s call allowed Dubaku to timeslip outta there and unintentionally prolonged his life for a few more hours!
Jack told Madam President ‘nigga ask about me’
And Bitch on Wheels must be paranoid about Pimp D after one too many Nigerian phishing emails.
Jack Bauer doesn’t take orders from the President. The President takes orders from Jack Bauer!
- James
P.S. :lovin: at Renee’s “…tomorrow.” line!
When that scene happened I was half way expecting someone or something to reference Triple P and all of what Jack’s done for him.
With all of these traitor SS agents I wonder when BOBBY HILL is going to make his return…
I haven’t watched 24 since season 1 until now, so I don’t know how good seasons 2 - 6 were. I’m seriously loving this show right now though.
I suspected that after the 3rd ep. As she’s the only one in that facility with the tech skills to compromise everything, but maybe not the resources and the clout to go undetected. hmm…
What line was that?
I like Dubaku’s girlfriend. She’s a cutie.
wow I didn’t know a site like that existed
last night’s episode was too good.
“with all due respect…im jack bauer bitch”
the “tomorrow” line was when scarlett was on the phone with jack all broken up about shaking the baby and jack was like “maybe you should take a break” and then she was all “i will…TOMORROW” and i was like :lovin:
Great episode. That “…tomorrow” line was beastly. :lovin:
BOSS MOSS either has a huge set on him or he’s a total moron trying to take the high road against Jack. I love how Moss tries to break down Jack by saying that he has nothing because of all he’s done over the seasons, and Jack’s only response is “Bitch, are you done? You gonna give me yo keys or not?” Deep down, MOSS knows that Jack’s word is always the truth…it’s the only truth.
Last night’s episode was pretty good. Looks like Lasagna Girl isn;t going to have Debaku for dinner after all.
Too bad about the decoy trap not working. 
Nice counter Jack did on Mac the Knife. I’ve got to remember that in case someone tries to attack me with a knife someday (lol). 
Moss: “The rules are what make us better.”
Bauer: “Not today.”
FUCKING WIN
“Google me, baby”
Goddamn…Jack went into GTA Crazy Pedestrian mode after saying “Gimme yo keys, bitch nigga” to BOSS MOSS.
-Drives down a busy one-way street for 15 seconds
-…without a handless receiver for his phone
-Slams into Vossler (who must’ve unlocked Jack’s alternate outfit from the first eps somehow?), pimpsmacks him, escorts him into a shanty dig at gunpoint
-A co-conspirator for literal kidnapping
-Yells at resident, who wets himself offscreen while contemplating suing The Psycho One? for emotional distress or committing suicide waits for the update on Bauer Count
-Reverses Vossler’s 158-frame knife unblockable without giving him time for a Chicken
-Yells at Crazy Pedestrian mode occuring near his “borrowed” vehicle. This is the only way to disable the cheat.
-CarJacks? a new car
FUCK I LOVE THIS SHOW.
Great episode all around. The dialogue:
Jack (to Hello Allison): “Bitch I’m sorry about your man but you betta ask somebody. Run yo shit trick cuz I gitz MONEY.”
Moss: "But Jack, uh, dear kind sir, it’s a one-way street, so you know, just…I’m sorry…"
Jack: "COPY THAT!!!1"
Moss: Dee Jay death cry
And of course:
Ike Turner Samuel L. Jackson CE Dictator Tier: "You’re too good to me."
Marika a.k.a. Luna from The Boondocks: Viagra Falls
Nicole: “DAT NIGGA AIN’T EVEN FROM HERE LEGALLY! THAT’S EXACTLY WHY I DON’T HAVE A MAN RIGHT NOW!”
…whoops I mean
JACKIE BAUER: “…tomorrow” :lovin:
FUCK I LOVE THIS SHOW.
You cant kill the first husband because he is really the Lord Marshal http://www.scifisite.net/scifi_uni/images/Riddick/LordMarshal.jpg
Bitch in the wheelchair needs to shut the fuck up. Thats what you when someone is paying your rent, shut the fuck up.
I’m just glad Jack padded some of the Kill Stats, I was half starting to get worried.
RIP, BAD HAIR DAY and random Dubaku entourage members.