Official 2016 NBA Off-Season Thread: Westbrook staying in OKC for 3 more years. Confirmed MVP

DiNyc3st · October 1, 2015, 3:46pm

subt-L:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3254788/Chicago-Bulls-star-Derrick-Rose-claims-ex-girlfriend-accusing-drugging-gang-raping-consented-group-sex-upset-wants-reimbursed-sex-toy.html

Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose has claimed that the woman who accuses him of drugging and gang raping her consented to group sex and is only upset because she wants money back for a sex toy.
The woman, named only as Jane Doe, is suing Rose, claiming he and two other men spiked her drink at the NBA player’s home in Beverly Hills before raping her at her apartment.
Her lawsuit claims the pair broke up in July 2013 because ‘she would not have sex with his friend or other couples’.

Rose’s attorney Mark D. Baute, filing on behalf of the point guard, said the 2011 MVP denies the allegations and says the woman ‘consented to the actions she now claims were non-consensual’.

He wrote: 'The Plaintiff consented to sexual interaction with more than one co-defendant on more than one occasion, consented to sexual interactions on the day in question, and invited the defendants to her apartment and buzzed them in through security and opened the apartment door to welcome them, and then consented to additional group activities later that evening.'
The court document also claims the woman ‘became upset a few weeks or months later because she felt she should be reimbursed for one of the sex toys she purchased and used during the day and night in question’.
It is not known what kind of sex toys were being used.
According to the filing, she was further upset by Rose not responding to her text messages.

d-rose is a freak.

I bet he was cockculd since he was prolly too injured to do anything

GeoG2 · October 1, 2015, 9:27pm

Blacklisted.

So let me get this straight. Months ago Heat were 40-1 odds to win championship. Now they’re 20-1. Now Magic and others are saying they’re the only threat to Cleveland. Now people are begging to come join the team.

I love it.

Also love that Wade just said Winslow looks like a young Artest on defense during camp. My body can’t take this.

Whiteside wasn’t joking when he said free throws were his priority.

DGod205 · October 2, 2015, 1:23am

Uh-Oh…

subt-L · October 2, 2015, 2:19am

yeah, no kerr, no gentry. i’m not gonna be homer style and tell everyone that things are going to be okay, but yeah… that’s a little shitty.

but yeah… could be worse.

Lakers and clippers top the list, Jazz least hate-able, next to the raptors.

Psychoblue · October 2, 2015, 4:49pm

http://www.slamonline.com/nba/shaquille-oneal-made-goran-dragic-carry-a-piano-keyboard-everywhere/#XTQF8xsoetU7vVEj.97

I feel like this is leading to Goran’s big face turn where he finally has enough and smashes Shaq over the head with the keyboard.

GeoG2 · October 2, 2015, 11:47pm

Pistons and Thunder need new uniforms.

Detroit doesn’t seem to understand the benefits of a rebranding.

ViciousSLASH · October 3, 2015, 12:11am

Only way new people can get in is if old people are butts and don’t play.

So far…

1 OFD Oxford Fancy Dandies PLAYING
2 LOB LOB CITY! PLAYING
3 MCC Miami Culo Chasers Gone in 60 Seconds PLAYING
4 IGGY The Sad No Iggies PLAYING
5 NCGB NC Gummy Bears PLAYING ( Although, I am pretty sure Unreal already talked about having no keepers in this thread) (HE DID POST, VSILVER SUCKING ALREADY)
6 BROW Come At Me BROW ABSENT
7 VGT Old Video Game Created Team PLAYING (is this you DRE? I have no idea if this is you or Dark General) Also are you sure you want to keep Harden for 120? That is crazy
8 RUMP Inglewood Rump Shakers PLAYING
9 TECH Kansas City Strangers PLAYING
10 YAO Yao Ming Porno King ABSENT
11 ELD Everybody Loves Draymond PLAYING
12 TMIR Trust Me I’m Rich PLAYING
13 2BAD Springfield 2 Bad Neighbors PLAYING
14 UT Work In Progress PLAYING (Also posted, sorry DRE or DG, WHICH ONE ARE YOU GUYS)
15 BP BLOCK PARTY PLAYING
16 WFS The Whole Fun Show PLAYING

So out of 16, we have 2 people absent. Just go post in the thread I have up on the leagues front page or set your keepers so I know you are going to play. The most important part is just playing, if everyone plays and tries hard it is the most fun. Don’t just let someone make a super team or the league kind of dies. I’ll post up a huge update soon, I have stupid papers and real life shit to right. There are fucking hurricanes here now. (I am being a baby, its just a lot of rain)

The TWO (CMON SPIDEY AND DIVIN) people who are absent right now are like league regulars anyway, so lets make this a good year guys. Don’t let me and Kim win in September and make the playoffs interesting.

Satomiblood · October 3, 2015, 12:29am

I like basketball.

CTG · October 3, 2015, 1:08am

ViciousSLASH:

CTG:

ViciousSLASH:

League is activated. If you aren’t going to play make sure to tell me. Try to do it via emailz because its annoying to have to come here. I’ll update all the old trophies soon. I won like all of them anyway.

Don’t have your email, but I need up in the league this year.

Only way new people can get in is if old people are butts and don’t play.

So far…

So out of 16, we have 4 (5 with Unreal) people absent. Just go post in the thread I have up on the leagues front page or set your keepers so I know you are going to play. The most important part is just playing, if everyone plays and tries hard it is the most fun. Don’t just let someone make a super team or the league kind of dies. I’ll post up a huge update soon, I have stupid papers and real life shit to right. There are fucking hurricanes here now. (I am being a baby, its just a lot of rain)

The four people who are absent right now are like league regulars anyway, so lets make this a good year guys. Don’t let me and Kim win in September and make the playoffs interesting.

Where is the league page? Can’t seem to find it.

DiNyc3st · October 3, 2015, 1:37am

CTG:

ViciousSLASH:

CTG:

ViciousSLASH:

League is activated. If you aren’t going to play make sure to tell me. Try to do it via emailz because its annoying to have to come here. I’ll update all the old trophies soon. I won like all of them anyway.

Don’t have your email, but I need up in the league this year.

Only way new people can get in is if old people are butts and don’t play.

So far…

So out of 16, we have 4 (5 with Unreal) people absent. Just go post in the thread I have up on the leagues front page or set your keepers so I know you are going to play. The most important part is just playing, if everyone plays and tries hard it is the most fun. Don’t just let someone make a super team or the league kind of dies. I’ll post up a huge update soon, I have stupid papers and real life shit to right. There are fucking hurricanes here now. (I am being a baby, its just a lot of rain)

The four people who are absent right now are like league regulars anyway, so lets make this a good year guys. Don’t let me and Kim win in September and make the playoffs interesting.

Where is the league page? Can’t seem to find it.

Same I joined last year btw

kimterran · October 3, 2015, 2:13am

Oh shit

kimterran · October 3, 2015, 2:14am

CTG:

ViciousSLASH:

CTG:

ViciousSLASH:

League is activated. If you aren’t going to play make sure to tell me. Try to do it via emailz because its annoying to have to come here. I’ll update all the old trophies soon. I won like all of them anyway.

Don’t have your email, but I need up in the league this year.

Only way new people can get in is if old people are butts and don’t play.

So far…

So out of 16, we have 4 (5 with Unreal) people absent. Just go post in the thread I have up on the leagues front page or set your keepers so I know you are going to play. The most important part is just playing, if everyone plays and tries hard it is the most fun. Don’t just let someone make a super team or the league kind of dies. I’ll post up a huge update soon, I have stupid papers and real life shit to right. There are fucking hurricanes here now. (I am being a baby, its just a lot of rain)

The four people who are absent right now are like league regulars anyway, so lets make this a good year guys. Don’t let me and Kim win in September and make the playoffs interesting.

Where is the league page? Can’t seem to find it.

D_Nyc3:

CTG:

ViciousSLASH:

CTG:

ViciousSLASH:

League is activated. If you aren’t going to play make sure to tell me. Try to do it via emailz because its annoying to have to come here. I’ll update all the old trophies soon. I won like all of them anyway.

Don’t have your email, but I need up in the league this year.

Only way new people can get in is if old people are butts and don’t play.

So far…

So out of 16, we have 4 (5 with Unreal) people absent. Just go post in the thread I have up on the leagues front page or set your keepers so I know you are going to play. The most important part is just playing, if everyone plays and tries hard it is the most fun. Don’t just let someone make a super team or the league kind of dies. I’ll post up a huge update soon, I have stupid papers and real life shit to right. There are fucking hurricanes here now. (I am being a baby, its just a lot of rain)

The four people who are absent right now are like league regulars anyway, so lets make this a good year guys. Don’t let me and Kim win in September and make the playoffs interesting.

Where is the league page? Can’t seem to find it.

Same I joined last year btw

You guys are banned cause you guys suck

Vestax · October 3, 2015, 3:24am

I didn’t join fun league I did do the Yahoo Fantasy with you guys. Who was spearheading that?

Vestax · October 3, 2015, 3:27am

Also SAS said KD joining Lakers. KD called SAS a liar. SAS admits he didn’t talk to anyone.

As if SAS had credibility in the first place. It’s not shocking news. Just annoying.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kevin-durant-on-stephen-a--smith-s-report-that-he-s-eyeing-lakers---he-s-lying-183433331.html

Psychoblue · October 3, 2015, 3:33am

Seeing the uniforms all laid out like that just confirms what I said “Jerseys today are boring.”

Simply da bes

D.R.E · October 3, 2015, 3:38am

Yes old video game created team is me…and yes i believe in the beard…aint about to let someone else scoop him…

ViciousSLASH · October 3, 2015, 3:51am

You guys didn’t join, I asked and you replied too late. lol Satomi posting and Dre you are crazy, 120 is a lot for Harden, you do you though.

locoghoul · October 3, 2015, 4:18am

Any space left?

D.R.E · October 3, 2015, 4:27am

I ended up damn near paying that much for him anyway last yr when the cpu auto auctioned him to my tm…so…eh

ViciousSLASH · October 3, 2015, 4:40am

Trade him for Lebron